Pistoleer Archive

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BadgerSmaker wrote:

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Uthyr wrote:

I still want my time damage pistol. It fires bursts of tachyons that send the target back several seconds in time. He hits you with a mind poison DoT? No problem, just reverse it and run away before it hits you.

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Sounds like the lag... *cough* Launcher Pistol...

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Else-Whira wrote:
Here is the pistol we need;

The Ubernator.

Stats:

AP: heavy
Min: 300-1500
Max: 500-2500
Damage type: lightsaber (YES! we shoot light saber blades11!1!1!one!!1!!)
H: 0-1
A: 0-1
M: 0-1
Speed: 0.5-0.1
range mods; +50-+100 at every range

Then we can be uber!11!!!!!one!1!!

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JochaReb wrote:

This pastChristmas, my son got a toy gun that blasts stinky air out....the smell is horrible!

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Oh man, now I've heard everything. I'd hate to try to predict what toy guns for kids fire in the future.

I actually remember hearing several years ago that some company was trying to develop a way to send smells over the Internet. You have this contraption with a bunch of vials in it, and your computer tells the device which vials to tap into to combine the chemical contentsto form certain smells. So a remote computer sends it the "flower" command, and out comes the appropriate smell on the receiving end. That would be most cool in this game I think. I've always wondered what it smells like when you use PMD1 on a rancor, or when I set some mob on fire with Torso Shot.

Here is the pistol we need;

The Ubernator.

Stats:

AP: heavy
Min: 300-1500
Max: 500-2500
Damage type: lightsaber (YES! we shoot light saber blades11!1!1!one!!1!!)
H: 0-1
A: 0-1
M: 0-1
Speed: 0.5-0.1
range mods; +50-+100 at every range

Then we can be uber!11!!!!!one!1!!

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JochaReb wrote:

This pastChristmas, my son got a toy gun that blasts stinky air out....the smell is horrible! Think if we had this in the game: you shoot a stink blast at the enemy and he can't attack you because he's puking all over the place constantly....

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Sounds like it could be certifiedwith Novice CM.

There a point, more pistol certs in other professions....

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Uthyr wrote:

Oh man, now I've heard everything. I'd hate to try to predict what toy guns for kids fire in the future.

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Hehe well Going on past form to broadent the appeal to girls, I'd assume they'll bring out a gun that not only smells, but crys and wets itself too....

Gift.