Pistoleer Archive

So I'm stumbling out of the cloning center in Bestine after a rousing PvP romp when, with about 500 wounds, I get owned by a Bounty Hunter. Now I don't want to get into details about who this particular bounty hunterwas but I will tell you he was named Darkon on the Flurry server, an imperial in the <UberTough> PA, 512 Market street Pheonix, AZ 98534 (home number)253-636-5542, (fax) 253-636-3114. Anyway, so he uses knock down shot, eye shot and kills me, big suprise.

What I wasn't prepared for is what came next. After viciously murdering me he proceeded to gloat over my corpse, calling me names and using obseneties that would make Jabba the Hutt blush. So then it was on. I promptly alt-tab'd and fired up the song "Eye of the Tiger" on my ole mp3 player.

As I was heading back to TEF kill him, I realised I'd need to heal my self and by then the TEF flag would be gone. Then inspiration struck.

Bounty Hunters, we all know, are gimps. No seriously, they are kids that want to be the uberest and it just so happens that BH has the defenitive skills for pvp, eyeshot, knockdown shots etc etc. Those that chose BH purely for eyeshot will no doubt switch to the next most powerful class when BH's get nerfed. I've found a pattern to Sony's logic as far as nerfing classes goes.

If your class is at all good, expect a nerf.

Anyway, back to me. So I went back into the Cantina after healing and found Mr Big Tough BH talking about how he owned me. It occured to me that aBH's biggest concern is to be tough, so I let him try to be tough. I simply commented on how Darkon was likely afraid to duel me when I had full HAM. He leaped at the chance to kill me again, of course I had to play by his rules which meant no pets. He didn't want to duel in the cantina either, so I though he was on to me. He didn't want to get close to my pistol whip and insisted we go outside, I went outside having one more card to play. Knowing how arrogant BH's can be, I said something to the effect, "Well, tough guy, thought we were dueling?" Of course he immediatly challenged me and I had him! Even though we started maybe 50 meteres a part I was able to close that distance, begin the duel when I was on top of him, and get the first shot in, which of course was pistol whip. Down he goes in front of his buddies, I'm wearing a cute little white number with black pinstripes and he's in full composite, so it took a while. Had to stim my self 3 times during my pistol whipping furry, but it was worth it.

So play on BH's innate arrogance and get the first shot in.

Kateel Kuhlvult aka Gloria Gaynor -ShadowGuard

Flurry

Hey! the story ended too fast. What happened after he fell? Did he give you another earful?

Fastgun

What happened after the story ended is,

He went to the boards and posted " Nerf the beezeus of the the pistoleers", cause I am supposed to be uber in combat and I got punked. They must be overpowered cause I lost!

Couldn't be my fault,

Dashai

I'm sure he posted on the BH boards, about how lame it was you killed him using knockdown....LOL

great story by the way...I find EVERY BH to be the 13 year old kid with 2 hotkeys /duel /knockdown.

as well as being full of the belief that BH is "the best"...lol if BH didnt have knockdown would so many peeps play them? prolly not

~Shiz~

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ShizzleDnizzle wrote:

great story by the way...I find EVERY BH to be the 13 year old kid with 2 hotkeys /duel /knockdown.

as well as being full of the belief that BH is "the best"...lol if BH didnt have knockdown would so many peeps play them? prolly not

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Don't forget the third hotkey

"/say Don't dool a bounty hunter if you downt wont to loose!"

I think the 3rd hotkey is either: 1- "/say LOL, I pwn joo!" or 2- "/eyeshot"

Put those in any order or on their own.

OMG!

Now THAT'S funny.

A whole thread written up just because someone played by his rules, and managed to get in the first shot by use of CREATIVE thinking!

This really sounds like a personal problem to me, seriously...

I'm a BH and I find that hilarious. Now thats using the noggin! Not all of us are 13 years old though. Some are pretty mature ( i think, speaking for myself, though)

Dezz Pare

Master Plumber (it pays better then bounties)

Scylla

Not only that, the leet-BH was pwned by A DISCO SINGER!

priceless.