Pilot Archive

Just thought I would start a thread on the most amusing PvP kills.

My funniest was last night in my nova in deep space...yep thats right, a nova

The first was pretty unremarkable, we crept up on our hapless victim and the guys let rip with the turrets, one dead dude.

The second again was unimpressive, caught the guy totally unawares, boom

Needless to say by this point we were wetting ourselves laughing, and expecting to get russled at any moment, then guy number two comes back.

He clocks us and starts to leg it, presumably to get himself some distance to figure out what to do...rather unfortunatly my Nova has a good top end speed and we pursue...

Then I, the pilot, get missile tone! I nearly fall off the chair laughing as I let him have it with 3 MkIV protons, my gunners and I were still laughing when guy number one comes back and let us have it

Oh and PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE make MP ships harder in PvP, they are really good fun!!

A few of us organised a large pvp fight in Chimaera last night. Was about 20 ships with the rebs and 30 ships for the imps. After the first incounter with most of us overcharged aces meeting in the middle, needless to say it didn't last long. I personally managed to vape 2 oppressors and two flying Irons.. (firesprays) before my own rear end got a wicked creaming by half a dozen torps from that decimator I neglected to see.

Anyway realising we were outnumber my xwing group decided to flank over the top of the imps during the 2nd round. Coming in over the ISD and into there rears. Well it quickly became apparent that although we had indeed caught them by surprise with our lil group of 5 was the only group that was attacking, the rest of the rebs hadn't bothered to leave the station yet. I feel proud of the manuaver that then produced, managing to evade the plus 5 oppressors on my tail, for a good minute while flying rings round the IDS.. lol.. I didn't manage to vape any of them but I can still imagine the faces of the pilots that only needed to score one hit to kill the Xwing that just wouldn't die

Still a bloody good night of PVP

I don't take pleasure in killing people in PvP... UNLESS I see them flying a KSE Firespray. I will go out of my way to attack any that I see and I will make sure that they die horribly. Go ahead and buy the damned things for 8 bajillion credits. I will do everything I can to make sure that you know you have wasted every credit in your attempt to be Boba Fett.

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Chiwawa wrote:
Needless to say by this point we were wetting ourselves laughing, and expecting to get russled at any moment, then guy number two comes back.

He clocks us and starts to leg it, presumably to get himself some distance to figure out what to do...rather unfortunatly my Nova has a good top end speed and we pursue...

Then I, the pilot, get missile tone! I nearly fall off the chair laughing as I let him have it with 3 MkIV protons, my gunners and I were still laughing when guy number one comes back and let us have it

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LMAO!!

Got to love RE'd level 10 engines and boosters lol. Would have been even funnier if you hit him with 3 MkII Space bombs for over 60K damage LOL. Having a master shipwright alt, I have been known to use 2 Mk2 SB's in his B-wing when I tire of NPC fighters sometimes.

I had one guy in deep space (was a great guy! had a lot of fun and laughs in tells) I was in my Krayt with RE'd Lvl 10 engine 80+ YPR 96+ speed. He started out in a firespray, then switched to a few different ties. Was laughing (with him too) at one point where I was just following him around for a while anb then shooting. We were doing about 100 speed at the time. He could not turn near as fast as I could. It looked like a Gorilla (my krayt) trying to mate with a football (his TIE) had me rolling for a while.

and yes to agree with one of the other posters, got to love cool players

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Else-Whira wrote:
I don't take pleasure in killing people in PvP... UNLESS I see them flying a KSE Firespray. I will go out of my way to attack any that I see and I will make sure that they die horribly. Go ahead and buy the damned things for 8 bajillion credits. I will do everything I can to make sure that you know you have wasted every credit in your attempt to be Boba Fett.

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This is supposed to be a funny thread, not for people with issues

Incidently, how are they wasting money if they PvP with a KSE in Deepspace? They aint that expensive considering the effort that goes into getting one made up.

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Naplam wrote:
Someone once attacked me while i was attacking the SD and i had very little shields and armor he got a missile lock on me (and he had full health) but i managed to turn around and blast his ship to bits (was in my slow b-wing as well which is fully armed)

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In a B! ROFL

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Vegitaa wrote:

... I just love 209k mass!...

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That's a low mass firespray 212k-213k is normal.

Funny story though

Someone once attacked me while i was attacking the SD and i had very little shields and armor he got a missile lock on me (and he had full health) but i managed to turn around and blast his ship to bits (was in my slow b-wing as well which is fully armed)

Well, I don't normally take joy in vaping complete noobs, but this one was funny. I was flying over Corellia in my X-Wing, when some punk in a TIE starts sending me hate-tells. So I find him and start following him, as well as challenging him to a duel. At this point I am dead on his tail, and with his engines he had no way of breaking that hold. So, being the genius he was, he dueled me. I had been plinking away at him, even though I knew the shots were doing nothing but making him mad. Needless to say, i was very surprised when he blew up in my face before i could even see the message that he had accepted my duel.

Sometimes I wonder if people are actually thinking on the other side of the internet.