Pilot Archive
Thread: Posting this again... Can we please get a fix to the Reb Station in Deep Space
AzidarNath wrote:
You imperials keep thinking that's a bug.
It's not.
The rebel station in Deep Space contracted with Daxx Industries for the latest in defense shield technology. We provided them with a hybrid Cloaking-Poof-O-Shield. It's the latest from the Advanced Shield Technology division at Daxx Industries.
The shield basically absorbs blaster fire and funnels it into the station's power supply. Excess power is shed through the gun emplacements. That's why you figure blasters or missiles aren't doing any damage. Technically, they are, although we add it to our power. Thank you very much. Our power bill last month was almost zero.
You think the subsystems aren't targeting because of a bug? Not so. It's the latest in quasi-cloaking technology from the Advanced Cloaking Division of Daxx Industries. You can't target the subsystems because your targeting scanner's energy is being absorbed and added to our power cells. Targeting scans are currently powering most of the lights in our Disco. The two people still using the Disco send their thanks.
Coming out soon is our Magneto-Tractor-Shielding technology, direct from the Advanced Magneto Division of Daxx Industries. Once installed, any Imperial ships coming within 200m of the station will be Magneto-Tractored to the station itself, where the ship's subatomic structure will be fused to the station, thereby assimilating Imperial ships into its structure and growing the station. We may, from time to time, issuea request for specific types of Imperial ships to attack the station, based on current needs for expansion. Please stay tuned and follow your given vectors closely.
Last but not least, we are currently installing the new Broadband-Epulse-Repulsor-System into the Rebel Station. From the inventors of the famous Epulse technology, the Advanced Killbutton Division of Daxx Industries is proud to announce its station-sized Epulse technology. Guaranteed to fry any electronics or avionics to a distance of 720m from the station, this system will be sure to impress Imperials with its sheer genius in design.
So, stop reporting these supposed "bugs" and start recognizing the technology genius of Daxx Industries, the most trusted name in the Galaxy.
I reject your reality and substitute my own! Don't make me beam tribbles into your cargo hold! Oh... wait.. wrong sci-fi genre... umm... Maybe if ejected a bunch of Jedi towards the station they could use their Uber-Leet sabers to cut a hole in the hull so we could target these. HA! I knew we'd finally find a way to get Jedi Powers in space!
/ForceBlowUpFreedomStation
Halyn wrote:
Has anyone tried sidling up to Freedom Station and epulsing the unhittable components?
^^^ Easier said than done for sure. But worth a shot. Though, even if it worked, I doubt it would destroy them outright. Then you have to wait 5 minutes while they're regenerating and try again. I think the 5 minute timer on epulse would make that a bit dangerous/pointless.
Hehehe.. anything is possible! It's made me curious enough that I'll try it tonight! LOL!
Halyn wrote:
Vegitaa wrote:
Halyn wrote:
Has anyone tried sidling up to Freedom Station and epulsing the unhittable components?
^^^ Easier said than done for sure. But worth a shot. Though, even if it worked, I doubt it would destroy them outright. Then you have to wait 5 minutes while they're regenerating and try again. I think the 5 minute timer on epulse would make that a bit dangerous/pointless.
Components don't regenerate, though.It's just a thought, and I'm not saying it would be easy to do--but it's a possibility, isn't it?
Julak wrote:
You just had to give the suicidal guy a bad idea...
I did find a spot on the main body of the Rebel Station that if you haul a## towards you can park your ship on. Very Han Solo'ish if I do say so myself. If you do it just right you're pretty safe, if you are off by just a little.... 50 turbo lasers turn your day from good to bad. Used to do this in my Firespray so I'm sure it can be done easier with some of these new uber small tiny mosquito sized fighters.
Mmmmm... EPulse at 0m Range... sounds like a goodtime! LOL!