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Thread: So I got my Energy Lance and...
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TheGreatFreyr
Thu Aug 26, 2004 2:33 pm
#1
don't forget to let ur buddy Freyr have one of them crappy lances 
hehe
hehe
TheGreatFreyr
Thu Aug 26, 2004 2:34 pm
#2
o ya if u want a good slice werbo my guildie does great ones, jus tell him i sent ya or he'll probably steal ur lance lol
Thearc
Thu Aug 26, 2004 8:24 pm
#3
It's not as if smugglers have any control over what slices they get.
TheGreatFreyr
Thu Aug 26, 2004 10:18 pm
#5
Thearc wrote:
It's not as if smugglers have any control over what slices they get.
i know but he's given me and my guildies tons of great slices, he's never done a slice for me under 30%
actenigma
Fri Aug 27, 2004 12:57 am
#6
Problem: Got a super 26% speed slice.
Solution: Found the swordsmen that camp Axkva and traded some of my acklay bones for motors
Result: Got a schematic and 10 motors, 4 pairs were base stat and the other pair was 70max/45min/75 ideal range mod/some other stuff.
Tomorrow: Will have 5 more energy lances to get crappy slices
Nura
Fri Aug 27, 2004 1:57 am
#7
TheGreatFreyr wrote:
i know but he's given me and my guildies tons of great slices, he's never done a slice for me under 30%
that realy sounds like u believe what u say 
Oberon131313
Fri Aug 27, 2004 2:06 am
#8
I can't stress this enough...
make sure to sacrifice at least 1 small bothan child (NOT an orphan) to the slice gods BEFORE each slice...
this is what needs to happen:
got it?
Bermag
Fri Aug 27, 2004 3:31 am
#9
Feel your pain. I also got a speed slice on my Energy lance. And it was made using good ns units 
Lycanstorm
Fri Aug 27, 2004 8:44 am
#10
Bleh...if i get a speed slice if i get a NSEL,then i would be a saaad panda.
annelid0
Fri Aug 27, 2004 6:52 pm
#13
Since it's clearly such a big problem, I've started a nonprofit charity service called Lances for Life. I'll take anyone's worthless speed-sliced NSEL and dispose of it properly for them for free!
Obviously only a fool would want to keep a speed-sliced NSEL, but due to their recent classification as a biohazard you can't just dispose of them in the trash compactor. (And don't even think of dumping them into space before jumping to light speed!)
Lances for Life will take those otherwise useless pieces of junk, give them a new coat of paint, refurbish them, and put them in the hands of an unfortunate pikeman living below the poverty level. For your donation you'll get a picture of your sponsored pikeman and a short thank you letter. And of course, the thrill of helping your fellow man.
Help the less fortunate and get yourself a nice tax deduction in the process! All proceeds go to the Society for the Preservation of Something.
(c)2004 Lances for Life, a division of Behappyyouhaveoneatall, Inc.
Obviously only a fool would want to keep a speed-sliced NSEL, but due to their recent classification as a biohazard you can't just dispose of them in the trash compactor. (And don't even think of dumping them into space before jumping to light speed!)
Lances for Life will take those otherwise useless pieces of junk, give them a new coat of paint, refurbish them, and put them in the hands of an unfortunate pikeman living below the poverty level. For your donation you'll get a picture of your sponsored pikeman and a short thank you letter. And of course, the thrill of helping your fellow man.
Help the less fortunate and get yourself a nice tax deduction in the process! All proceeds go to the Society for the Preservation of Something.
(c)2004 Lances for Life, a division of Behappyyouhaveoneatall, Inc.
Message Edited by annelid0 on 08-27-2004 09:57 PM
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