Pikeman Archive

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annelid0 wrote:
Since it's clearly such a big problem, I've started a nonprofit charity service called Lances for Life. I'll take anyone's worthless speed-sliced NSEL and dispose of it properly for them for free!

Obviously only a fool would want to keep a speed-sliced NSEL, but due to their recent classification as a biohazard you can't just dispose of them in the trash compactor. (And don't even think of dumping them into space before jumping to light speed!)

Lances for Life will take those otherwise useless pieces of junk, give them a new coat of paint, refurbish them, and put them in the hands of an unfortunate pikeman living below the poverty level. For your donation you'll get a picture of your sponsored pikeman and a short thank you letter. And of course, the thrill of helping your fellow man.

Help the less fortunate and get yourself a nice tax deduction in the process! All proceeds go to the Society for the Preservation of Something.

(c)2004 Lances for Life, a division of Behappyyouhaveoneatall, Inc.

Message Edited by annelid0 on 08-27-2004 09:57 PM

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lmao.

Can you set up a service like this on my server? and can i be one of those poverty-striken pikeman?

Grozzer-the-poverty-striken-bio-engineer/pikeman

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Grozurr wrote:

Can you set up a service like this on my server? and can i be one of those poverty-striken pikeman?

Grozzer-the-poverty-striken-bio-engineer/pikeman

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TheGreatFreyr wrote:

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Thearc wrote:
It's not as if smugglers have any control over what slices they get.

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i know but he's given me and my guildies tons of great slices, he's never done a slice for me under 30%

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Jodauz_Baaz wrote:

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TheGreatFreyr wrote:

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Thearc wrote:
It's not as if smugglers have any control over what slices they get.

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i know but he's given me and my guildies tons of great slices, he's never done a slice for me under 30%

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hes a pup slicing exploiter.

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Oberon131313 wrote:

I can't stress this enough...

make sure to sacrifice at least 1 small bothan child (NOT an orphan) to the slice gods BEFORE each slice...

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