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JawaJoey2

Tue Jun 01, 2004 12:59 pm

#14

RandosAmazingLovehandles wrote:

thats the worst joke i have ever seen y waste ur time on this?

I don't like you.

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ALLEYSPADE

Tue Jun 01, 2004 10:26 pm

#15

"Pikeman: because the Dev's were one professions short"

I was going to use that

jalia

Wed Jun 02, 2004 12:16 am

#16

Funniest...thread...ever... =)

From the top to the bottom...even your signature is priceless.

You are in my good book forever. <grin>

-JALIA (Career Pike/DOC of BRIA)

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Juli'ana | Medical Field Tactician
Jundan Tresko | Mayor, SYN City, Talus
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Ocu_Lus

Wed Jun 02, 2004 12:46 am

#17

ROFL!!! Man, this thread is a crack up. Thanks for the laugh.

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WarlordRhawn

Wed Jun 02, 2004 2:08 am

#18

OMG this is hilarious! Great job man this might be the all time best post on any board.

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Aeron-Blackthorn

Wed Jun 02, 2004 7:06 am

#19

Aww man you made me spit coffee all over my monitor when I read this.

THANKS!

Hey even as a Fencer I thought the fencer part was hilarious.

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JediKnightCZ

Wed Jun 02, 2004 10:03 am

#20

Man, this is best. 5 stars for you!!!

ROFLMAO!

|| Ja'nek Gabriel || <CzA> || Professions : Pikeman / Brawler / Defense Stacker / Crimson Phoenix Squadron Pilot || ... bears the Mark of the Hero ||
|| Janek Gabriel || <CzA> || Professions : Tailor / Image Designer / Bio - Engineer ||
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Xikor

Wed Jun 02, 2004 11:25 pm

#21

That was funny as hell, 5/5

Jadkia

Thu Jun 03, 2004 12:38 am

#22

This thread is straight up kick you in the nutz hilarious.

Jadkia Dengraar
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Master Doctor, Master Medic
Mastered but no longer have Entertainer, Image Designer, Scout,
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Rhyeal

Thu Jun 03, 2004 5:10 am

#23

wow...told by a piker to check this thread out...best thread i have ever read. now my day is complete, and its only 7:10 in the morning! 5/5 stars for you! and id say sticky this post...

Rhyeal Shadowblade :: Egone Thale :::: Riflemen :: Rangers :::: Ranger is a Lifestyle, Live it!
"No, I'm not a combat profession, I don't do that anymore."

jalia

Thu Jun 03, 2004 6:26 am

#24

I love this post so much I had to replay again....

Does anyone else notice how the Daily Show on Comedy Central is actually a great source of current event news even though it's style is comedic?

Well I feel the same about this.

If the DEV's would read this post closely - even in jest - they could come away with EVERYTHING they need to know to fix the combat rebalance.

Like in life - JUST READ BETWEEN THE LINES.

As far as I am concerned this is the ULTIMATE guide for DEVS on what is WRONG with the professions that they need to be FIXING.

Cheers!

/bump for SWG

This should be sticked - but as it is probably too embarrasing for the devs to confront...it will prob never be.

-JALIA

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Juli'ana | Medical Field Tactician
Jundan Tresko | Mayor, SYN City, Talus
Bria Native| Born & Raised, Here to the last breath
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f33d84ck

Thu Jun 03, 2004 8:57 am

#25

(Note5: During the bandaged state, the screen is blacked out)

(Note6: During the bandaged state, Image Designer screen color changes will not function)

(Note7: After the bandages are removed, the sharpness of the player’s screen is directly determined by the experimental effectiveness of the Bionic Eyes)

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Carbineer: The developers do not wish to take precious time way from needed Teras Kasi Artist, Combat Medic, and Rifleman issues, therefore all Carbineer specials, skill mods, and weapon certifications will be removed from the game until further notice. (Note: Pre-“Nerf” Nyms Slugthrower Carbines are unusable by Carabineers.)

This is funniest part of the whole thing. During the bandage state the screen is blacked out. ROFLMAO!!!!!

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Famus_Amus

Thu Jun 03, 2004 2:10 pm

#26

Hands down the funniest thread I've ever had the pleasure of reading. Great job . I was forcing myself not to bust out laughing, since I'm at work, but after this...

Also on rare occasions, the pistol will kick back and ram the player in the face, causing permanent blindness. This will happen at an undisclosed rate, but, pistol condition at, or under, 999/1000 will increase the chance of this happening by 300%.

I could not contain it any longer. Both my co-workers were asking what the hell was wrong with me. They just wouldn't get it...man, this is classic.

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