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Thread: Annoying Customers you want to throw in the Sarlacc Pit

Morgania
Wed Sep 08, 2004 5:15 am
#313


Gorthaur, iswear i must of had the same customeryou had last night. It was almost an identical conversation, except i ignored the guy after i tried to explainfor the 12th time thati cant fix 6 modules into a power droid
Elyssa
Wed Sep 08, 2004 8:40 am
#314

I find that being a roleplayer avoids lots of these conversations.

By refusing to discuss things in "game" terms you'd be surprised how many people like this will just give up.



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Shop Crazy Durni, Inc., now open in Metropolis, Corellia (885 -6605 Gorath)

"Why the big secret? People are smart, they can handle it."
"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it."

Elyssa was 1000% correct
-Pawlin

MBLAST
Wed Sep 08, 2004 12:35 pm
#315


Some types of customers I get:

1. The Non-Understanding



"i am a doc and musican and a brawler what kind of amor sould i wear"



"Well, it depends on what type of fighting you do. Do you PvP a lot, or do you PvE a lot?"



"well i dont do pvp"



"Okay, so you would probably need kinetic composite armor then"



"well i am wearing it now but it seems like it take more mind to heal ppl and more action to do musican"



NOTE: Here, we begin to see signs that the customer does not know what they want, and does not know of to express what they want very well. You must be careful to determine what they want, or you will risk craft items that are several times the value of the item that you sell before you finnaly figure out what they want.



"Well, yes. Wearing armor brings down your stats that recharge your HAM, and the ones that reduce the amount of points it takes to perform an action"



NOTE: Attempt to educate the customer without resorting to abusive comments!



"o ya and what sould i put my stat to"



NOTE: When customers go outside your experience line, attempt to respond in a manner that corrosponds with your experience field. Do not guess, or you risk newbies dying, which while very funny, does not establish a good newby base.



"To wear most composite armor whole, you would have to get a buff, or get some with VERY low encumbrance"



"But it should be heavy on the 2nd and 3rd stats on your HAM"



"Like quickness, strength, focus, etc..."



"well i chage my stats"



NOTE: Beware of non-informative comments. Try to respond in a non-abusive manner.



"What did you change them to?"



"o ya str is at 570"



NOTE: While this is not completely un-informative, see previous comment.



"You should be able to wear Ubese armor if your strength, constitution, quickness, stanima, etc are high, as well as some pieces of composite. You will have to have a buff in all stats if you wish to wear a complete set of composite armor usually."



"i have comp amor on now but sould i keep my stat are change them"



NOTE: If customer repeats question you answered, try to respond again in a different way. Maybe they will understand it them.



"Well, that is all up to you. Regardless of your stats, you will probably have to get a buff to wear a complete suit of composite armor if you want really good stats on it"



NOTE: If you have other business to attend to, try diverting them to the articles that are in the knowledge base that relate to the thing you are discussing.



"I suggest reading knowledge base article soe9660 for more information on armor encumbrance"



"Article soe7587 is also good too"



"well as a doc musicanand brawler ****** said somthing about ubese"



NOTE: As seen in this, it is not a good idea to bring up other topics of conversation, as this will extend your conversation.



"Yes, that is some armor that can have decent kinetic resists, yet you can still usually wear it without a buff."



"ok"



NOTE: When the "ok" is reached, you will:



1. Recieve an order|1/10|


2. Recieve a good bye |1/10|


3. Recieve more questions |9/10|



NOTE: Make sure that you give them a vendor location, as this will reduce orders by tell, and give them options.



"If you are interested in armor, I have a vendor on Talus that you may view that has all sorts of armor on it, including Ubese, and kinetic Composite"



"ok where at"



NOTE: Make sure that you send the waypoint in an e-mail, because they will not understand the complicated system of typing in /wayp **** ****.



"I have sent it to you in an e-mail"



"and do the knowlede base have any articles about multiabe clases like a doc musican and a combat profession"



"I do not think so... What kind of information were you looking for about them?"



"like for a doc, a musican and a brawler what sould my stat migration be at"



NOTE: When all else fails, tell them that they are the only ones to decide.



"Well, that is all up for you to decide. There is no set standard for them"



"There may be some settings that work better than others, but it is all up to you"



"ok"



NOTE: The customer now chooses an option



"is ubese amor better for doc and muscian"



NOTE: The customer has chosen option 3



"It is not really better, just another armor choice. Sometimes it be easier to use, but not offer the same stats as Composite armor"



"ok do yall have any doctors there that has a combat pro too"



"There are not any currently on at the moment"



"what amor does he wear"



NOTE: Answer questions like this with a short response that gives no room for speculation.



"Composite, usually"



"ok"



NOTE: The customer chooses an option.



"well what the encumbrance be"



NOTE: The customer chooses option 3



"I am not sure what his encumbrance on his armor is, or what is stats are. You would have to ask him. It is different for every player, and every piece of armor"



NOTE: Remind them of your vendor constantly



"I have some composite armor that might suit you on my vendor. They are all labeled."



"ok are they at new cornet"



"Yes"



"i dont have the money do you think i can trade this comp amor for it"



NOTE: Avoid trade ins at all cost!!! Do not respond with abusive comments



"Hmmm... I usually don't do trade ins, but if it is good un-used composite armor, then I might consider it... What are the stats and condition on it, please?"



"ok condition is 24695 and 80 kane 73 ele and the rest is 65"



"Is this a complete set of armor, or just a few pieces? Also, what is the max condition on it?"



"ya the max is 36361"



"Ack, that armor has been used quite a bit... I'm afraid that I couldn't re-sell it... Sorry... You might want to look at my Ubese armor, which is cheaper."



NOTE: The customer may become abusive at this point. Not always, but sometimes.



"Or, you could try just buying a few pieces of armor. There is nothing that says you have to buy a complete suit"



"ok i need to get some money from ***** account brb"



NOTE: Disaster averted.



"i have 26000"



NOTE: Customers with low credit will either try to bargin with you, or come back another time. It is usually the former.



"Hmmm... Well, I hope that you are able to earn enough credits for armor soon! With doctor, that shouldn't be too hard"



"do yousee what i mean my maind goes too fast"



NOTE: Eh?



The customer does not respond part this part, and the encounter is over. No items have been sold.





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MBLAST
Wed Sep 08, 2004 12:36 pm
#316



2. The Unsure Customer



"hey can you make my cloths"



"Sure! What kind would you like?"



"im not sure can i see them all"



NOTE: This is the first sign that they do not know what they want.



"Well, I cannot really show you the clothing until I craft it. If you could give me a theme and color that you want, I might be able to put something together"



"black"



NOTE: Black is the universal cool color. Sometimes, you don't even have to ask the color. Note that they didn't answer the entire question here...



"or gray"



"Is there some type of theme you want to go with this color?"



NOTE: Although, this usually doesn't work, sometimes it helps to ask...



"lol"



"black with a brown belt"



NOTE: Does not narrow it down much...



"some kind jedi cloth"



NOTE: There is not clothing called "Jedi Clothing"



"Hmmmm... Okay, so you want something Jedi-ish. How about a black cloak, black pocketed work pants, black gloves, black uniform boots, black sidebutton shirt, and the brown belt you suggested?"



"i dont know maybe gray"



NOTE: Most suggestions are reject, so it usually does not help to give one.



"can u made different clothes so i can cgoose?"



"Well, what kind of clothing do you want to choose from? I'm sorry, but I only know that you want something gray, and Jedi, and that does not give me much to go off of..."



"some kins of jedi clothes"



NOTE: /sigh



"Yes, but I mean, do you want a cloak? What kind of pants do you want? What kind of shirt do you want? Do you want a robe for it all? Gloves? There is nothing that is directly Jedi related. Nothing with Jedi in the name."



"no cloak no robe"



NOTE: Okay, so we know that he does NOT want a cloak or robe. Making a little bit of progress here.



"Okay, no cloak, no robe. Do you want a shirt, gloves, pants, belt, and boots?"



"righttt.."



"Okay, then let's expand from there. What do you want these to look like? A rugged Jedi warrior? A stealthy Jedi assasian? Etc..."



NOTE: About 10 minutes pass from this point



"Hello?"



"sorry?"



"I was waiting for your response"



"jedi warrior"



"Okay! I have an idea of something you might want then! If you could come to my shop at -525, -2109 (Talus), please, I'm sure that we can work something out! I'll craft a suit in the meantime, and when you get here, we'll see how you like it. If it's not your style, I can change it to however you want."



"send me a attach ment plz"



"where it is"



"tatooine?"



NOTE: Not reading the origional post.



"I have sent you an attachment, it should be arriving in your e-mail shortly"



"No, it is on Talus"



"i be there later"



"im in tattoine getting badges"



"When do you estimate you shall arrive here? I shall be logging off in a little bit"



"how much i got to travel?"



"1 ticket or 2?"



"If I remember right, it should be 2"



"how much cost me?"



"Hmmm... Well, I would say it would cost a couple K. It won't cost much to go to Talus, but that big jump from Tatooine to Corellia might be a few K..."



"how much will cost me?"



"I'm sorry... Are you talking about the suit, or the travel ticket totals?"



"the clothes"



NOTE: Spelled "clothes" right.



"Well, that depends on what you decide to get when you come here"



"how much cost normally"



"around"



"It can cost anwhere from a couple thousand up. It all depends on what you decide to get. From what you are talking about though, I would say only around two to four or five thousand"



"k so 5k?"



"Well, for the one that I'm making right now, it would only be about 3.5 K"



"im doing 1 more mission"



"Okay"



"when u r a jedi can keep being artisan?"



"Yes you can, to a certain extent. It all depends on how far you want to take your Jedi. If you want to do it all the way, then you might have to drop it. If you only want to do a bit, then you should be able to keep it."



"which one is closer talus imp outpost"



"whioch one?"



"Dearic is closer"



NOTE: Customer enters shop



"hi"



"cool"



"i was looking at the cstuff"



NOTE: About 10 minutes of pointless discussion, and herding him to the suit I made.



"Well, this is it right here"



"nop"



"Was there something else you had in mind?"



"i dont know"



"the brawlers use it a lot"



"the clothes i want"



"Does it have flaps on the front of it?"



"flapS?"



"it is all black"



"with a brown belt"



"Is this a vest?"



"That one right there?"



NOTE: Uses /pointat



"no"



"the other one"



"This one?"



"ya"



"how u point?"



NOTE: 5 minutes to explain how to point



"Was it a decorative vest?"



"lother one"



"Did it look anything like this? This is a vest that a lot of melee professions use"



"let m see here"



NOTE: He procedes to look at my vendor, and buy a smock.



"A smock?"



"??"



"a?"



"like those...."



"i like that one"



"the red one too"



NOTE: He is referring to a doctor's dress. He said he didn't want a robe in the first place.



"Hmmm..Let me see..."



"How about this, then?"



NOTE: Show doctor's dress



"this one"



NOTE: Points at a Jedi uniform that I have on display. Comes with cloak, and in a completely different color than he wanted.



"give me the res of what im wearing"



"boots"



"i need boots"



"and gloves"



"jedi pants"



"Okay, just a minute, please"



NOTE: A friend comes in, and he procedes to try and heal him, even though he is not damage. Friend looks at him strangely, and tries to point this out. No effect.



"u have it?"



"i ll craft something"



"brb"



NOTE: He proceds to start to run out of the shop



"Okay, I have completed the rest of the uniform"



"Wait!!!"



NOTE: Fortunatly, he turns around, and comes back.



"k"



"how much"



"3,000, please"



NOTE: I go into the trade window



"those r not jedi pants"



"Those are the ones on the display"



"bui dont want the pants"



NOTE: Refrain from decking customer



"but i want the rest"



FRIEND: Shall I kick him in the 'nads?



"Okay, let me do the trade again..."



"how much?"



NOTE: I'm still not over-charging him. I'll take it down 1,000 to please him.



"2,000 now, please"



"k"



"that is not the cost"



"but i dont care"



"Why is it not the cost?"



NOTE: This is a fair price for what he bought. A little bit under, too.



"i can made it"



NOTE: Refrain from screaming next comment out



"Well, why didn't you make it yourself?"



"bc i didt know"



NOTE: Pull hair



"k"



"cya"




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Trance750
Thu Sep 09, 2004 1:42 am
#317


LOL....I know what you guys are talking about. It never fails....I usually get a few tells from people asking if I will donate resources to them because "they are just getting started".....OK, I was once the newbie who needed a hand, and would offer to cut them a pretty nice deal but a few of them balked and acted like "big rich me should just give a hand-out".


Sorry, but this ain't a friggin charity. You wouldn't go to Sears and demand a freebie, would you?


And don't even get me started on the beggars who hang out near the starports....in all the time they spent begging for 1k here and there, they could have gone on a few missions like I did, when I first started.


Annyoing customer: Can you help me?


Me: What do you need?


Annoying Customer: I need some Fiberplast. Do you have any?


Me: Sure do. I have about 20k with me and usually sell them for 4cpu, but if you buy the entire stock, I wil sell for 2.5cpu


Annoying Customer: I'm broke. I just started this character and was wondering if you could donate some.


Me: No, but I can make you a deal


Annoying Customer: You're a tightwad, aren't you?


Me: No. It's what I call "running a business"


Annoying Customer: Come on. You were a newbie once. Help me out here.


Me: Yes I was a newbie and do you know what I did? I went on missions until I had the credits to buy what I needed


Annoying Customer: Quit being so *explicit* stingy. It's not like you'll miss it.


Me: That's not the point. You don't go to a store and demand a hand-out. I said I will cut you a deal, but the way you're acting, I don't know why I should.


Annoying Customer: Screw you


Me: And right back at ya


/ignore

Message Edited by Trance750 on 09-09-2004 04:16 AM

Elyssa
Thu Sep 09, 2004 2:17 am
#318

I always help those people out by pointing them to the "free money terminals" located right outside the starport.


Hey, that gives me an idea for 1) easy merchant xp and 2) player-created deliver missions.

Instead of giving them 5k, give them an item worth considerably less. Give them a wp to your vendor and tell them to take it there and offer it for 5k.

If they do it, you buy it. They get money, you get merchant xp.

If they don't, they weren't serious enough about wanting help in the first place.

If they get greedy and ask for more money, you reject the offer and they're out of luck.


I think I'll try this in Mos Eisley in a couple of days.

It'll give the newbie crowd an excuse to go to Corellia and learn where my store is.



------
Elyssa Alexander (Elder Merchant Correspondent)
12pt. Master Structures Trader / Elder Jedi / Mayor, City of Metropolis
Shop Crazy Durni, Inc., now open in Metropolis, Corellia (885 -6605 Gorath)

"Why the big secret? People are smart, they can handle it."
"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it."

Elyssa was 1000% correct
-Pawlin

Trance750
Thu Sep 09, 2004 2:42 am
#319






SpinnerSWG wrote:

Ok, Here's a short story about a seller (a bit different, I know!).

I just bought a black infiltration suiton the bazaar for 3000credits. At least on my server, these can go for5000credits on the private vendors so I think getting them for 3000 on the bazaar is a good deal.


So, I'm standing by the bazaar terminalin my new infiltration suit, crafting some goods to sell on the bazaar. The seller of the infiltration suit (let's call him Dood) comes up to me and says:


Dood: Dude!

Dood:Could you tip me 2000credits?

(Long silence as I purposefully ignore this guy, whoseems to bebegging.)

Dood: You know, those usually sell for 5000credits, so I'll need 2000credits more.

(Silence.)

Dood: It was meant for someone else, so you need to pay me the extra credits.

(I'm really confused now...my curiosity gets the better of me.)

Me: What are you talking about?


Dood:Theinfiltration suit.


Me: But I bought it on the bazaar.

Dood: I know. It was meant for someone else but you bought it, so I'll need the extra credits now.


Me: /ignore





I gotta give him credit for at least being original....not like the other "hey can I have 1 or 2k" beggars.

mhal9000
Thu Sep 09, 2004 7:11 pm
#320

Finally had a new one hit. Can't really call this person a customer, since they really didnt' want to buy anything, more like a barterer (if that). This is all just out of the blue too, never heard from this person up until this point.




Barterer: Can you help me get the resources I need if my alt character buffs you for free when she is able to buff really good.


Barterer: Like really good stuff for Doctor crafting.


Me: *finishing up talking with an actual customer, and trying to digest what's just been dumped in my lap*


Baterer: Well?


Me: Send me a list of what you're looking for, and we'll see. I can't make any promises though. (I don't mind helping out the occasional newb here and there with resources, and this one was trying to barter a little for them at least)


Barterer: but will you do it for free buffs?


Me: Just send me the list, and we can talk from there....* you have new mail*


Barterer: Did you get it?


Barterer: Did you get my email?


Me: Yes, one sec...*opens email, starts laughing*


Body of email follows:


100k of the following, tat fiberplast, lok wild wheat, herb meat, class 4 liquid petro fuel,dant berries fruit, talus water, dolovite iron, and domesticalted oats ok in high qual like over 900 over quality ok


Me: *still laughing*


Barterer: did you get my email


Me: *still laughing* You realize you're talking about a 8 digit figure here yes?


Barterer: So will you do it?


Me: *still laughing* So lets see, 10k per buff lets say once per day...10k divided into...lets say 13 million as a conservative estimate...*fiddles with calculator* you'll owe me buffs for the next 1300 days...or about 3.5 years...


There was no reply after that, but I did keep on laughing for quite some time...



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chris1988
Fri Sep 10, 2004 9:43 am
#321

im a archtect from bria and the most common requests i get are for buff pack's (im a architect duh!) and people asking for free or discounted products because there so "special" and they deserve then. i also hate huge imposable order's like "i need 20 heavy miniral havester's" ok i'll start my factory's asap "sorry i dont think you understand me, i need then NOW" get away from me...(i mostly make furniture)


another thing i get alot is people asking for guild hall's, when i say i charge 4cpu and it will cost them 250k they useuall repond my saying "No way! i know someone who will build me one for 50k!" i just laugh at them and tell them that the person there buying from is obiosly loseing money buy selling thing's to you, that useually shut's them up...



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RebsSuck
Fri Sep 10, 2004 2:35 pm
#322



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Trance750
Fri Sep 10, 2004 11:33 pm
#323






imadork wrote:



i ended up tipping him 10K figuring that would be enough to get a noob started








You're nicer that I would have been....I just would have escorted him to the nearest Mission Terminial.
Robes268
Mon Sep 13, 2004 9:07 am
#324


Ok i laughed so hard last night my parents woke up (not good)


anyway i have to contribute....


keep in mind this isnt word for word.


im at eisly bank right and im trying to sell a set of blue and silver mabari (its only like 6 base and 8 heat)

so he hears my shouting and starts a conversation


Customer: hello i need armor


me: ok im selling a blue and silver mabari set right now


Customer: how much is it?


me: its normally 6k but ill give you a discount of 5k (i sell for 5k no matter what )


me:did i mentionits very good armor, better than some other people.... (of course im lying and i have 1k atm)


Customer: do you have any other armor?


me: yes, i can make chitin but i dont have the resources atm


Customer: ill stick with mabari then


me: ok then what you want?


Customer: i want (he mentions some colors i froget wich ones...) and i big yellow star on the front


me: a star?


Customer: yeah, a big one


me: if you are talking about the things in the sky then those cant be made...


Customer: but you can customize them right?


me: right, but its not like corell draw where you totally make stuff. its like how you make a CDEF


Customer: oh, too bad. i really wanted to stand out...


me: i can make clothes too


Customer: oh cool! i really like tie dye


me: im just novicetailro and there isnt anything tie dye at all, besides camo pants


Customer: oh ok


me: so you want it or not?


Customer: sure 5k was it?


i kinda got the idea he was under 10...

but at least i got cash...


heres another one...i had my novice tailor thing up for some reason (i have it so i can make synthetic cloths)


(in tells)


Customer: hey man i need some dubs


me: ok, what can i do?


Customer: ummm i need to look cool (i just knew he wanted black stuff)


me: hmmm let me guess....you want black clothing


Customer: WOW ,man you read my mind! how did you know


me: lucky guess


Customer: ok i have about 10k right now


me: thats more than enough to buy all the clothes in my vendor


Customer: anyway i want to look cool


me: yeah, so need any certain look?


Customer: well i want black clothing


me: yeah, i know...


Customer: you do?


me: yeah, you told me before....


Customer: uhhhh right.... (hes clueless)


me: ok, so cool black clothing


Customer: right but i would like everything covered even neclace, belt, bando. , and a hat


me: ok its 1k for all (being nice so he comes again...or in this case, tells again)


Customer: good prices, most people charge 10 times that


me: by the way im an armorsmith


Customer: why didnt you tell me that?!?!?


me: maybe because you asked for clothing....


Customer: oh yeah, thats right


me: anyway i can only make mabari atm


Customer: is it good?


me: yeah, its great and cheap (LIE LIE LIE)


Customer: how much?


me: its 5k and ill make it black for you (the order is all done right about now)


Customer: 5k?......i just checked your vendors and there and the mabari sets were 10k!!!and armor is like 8000 each!!! and why arent there any weapons in your vendor that has the big gun and says "weapons"


me: ok , you are a little slow arent you? i dont sell sets on the vendor and nothing is even for sale for 8000. i dont even have a weapon vendor. i only have ONE vendor (by this time i relize hes joking.....)


Customer: ohh, i wasnt paying attention to you, i was talking to another person...


me: wow! i didnt know people could have IQ lower than5 (i need to get paid for this....)


Customer: what are you talking about my IQ is like 50!


me: no comment (yeah, he isnt joking...)


Customer: anyway you noob! ill buy the clothes for 1k and the armor for 500


me: 500? its 5k for a set....


Customer: you expect me to pay that after saying that i had a weapon vendor?


me: ok this is just stupid, i suggest you go to school


Customer: but i want mystuff, and i want it all blue, i mixed blue up with black


me: *sound of a Vibro Lance Slicing through flesh* (oh wait im not isnured )



Turns out the armor i make does help it only did 500 damage


/addignore


ok so this is how people act? im getting the fact that this personjust started


so anyway i get to sell his order to a person on tatoo..........*otherperson*tells you: did you just talk to *customer*? because he said i was selling black mabari for 5k and lots of clothes 1k....


me: yeah, it turns out he is dumber than a dead tusken.


*other person*: no kidding


these are too funny! please send feedback on mine also

Message Edited by Robes268 on 09-13-2004 09:11 AM

MBLAST
Mon Sep 13, 2004 10:21 am
#325

I get a tell...

Customer: Hi! I've been told that you can make chowder from my friends. I need 25 crates.

Keep in mind, I'm an armorsmith/tailor.

Me: Errr... I'm sorry, but I am not a chef.I cannot make chowder.

Customer: But my friends told me you could

Me: They must have been miss-informed

Customer: You don't have to be rude mister

Me: I'm not trying to be rude, I'm just stating what I know.

Customer: Okay, then I want something pink and furry for Wookies, and 5 crates of taters

Me: I'm sorry, but I cannot make either of those. I do not know of anything "pink and furry" for Wookies, and I am still not a chef.

Customer: You don't have to be rude mister

At this point, I begin to get suspicious...

Me: I an make you something that is similar to something furry for Wookies to wear, but not exactly.

Customer: I WANT MY CHOWDER!!!!!11!!!1!11

Me: ......



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c:\>pi3.exe
I am the PI3 MINISTER! Oh, and Forcession
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