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Thread: Repost from beta boards: your ship's bumber sticker
Jay-Bird
Mon Oct 25, 2004 7:09 pm
#15
CAn you actually put bumper stickers on??
"OK, if you REALLY wanna see my Plasma Charges......"
"HHTFDITCP"
HHTFDITCP: Heaven HelpThe Firespray Drivers,It's TheContuity Patrol
"This ship's exhaustis filled with friendly, 100%.....DESTRUCTIVE ACID FUMES"
"Last thing that got this close to me ended up in pieces on Dathomir"
"Move Along"
Schadwe13
Mon Oct 25, 2004 7:26 pm
#16
OH!! got another one:
"Look Sir, Droids!"
Edit: Had to add another:
"Blasters don't kill people. Bounty Hunters kill people."
"Look Sir, Droids!"
Edit: Had to add another:
"Blasters don't kill people. Bounty Hunters kill people."
Message Edited by Schadwe13 on 10-25-2004 07:31 PM
BountyHunterForPeace
Mon Oct 25, 2004 7:49 pm
#18
What Jedi? Save the lonely Pikeman from extinction!
Praden
Mon Oct 25, 2004 8:36 pm
#19
Caution: This SoroSuub makes wide right hand turns.
Wanted: Good woman with an X-Wing. Please send picture of X-Wing.
If you can read this, please don't shoot!
Don't follow too close or my R2 will flip grease on your windshield.
Don't shoot! This thing's almost paid off.
Be kind to pets. Flea dip your Wookiee. (you could also say to spay or neuter them. heh)
My other speeder is a zamboni.
Caution: Blonde Flying
Durni: The other white meat
Who died and made YOU the Emperor?
If this yacht's a rockin, don't come a knockin.
Who is General Failure and why is he giving me missions?
I'm sure there are others to be had, but maybe later... LOL
Furon
Mon Oct 25, 2004 9:06 pm
#22
Imperial26,738,936 Rebels 9
Message Edited by Furon on 10-25-2004 09:08 PM
LordReaver
Mon Oct 25, 2004 9:13 pm
#23
- Don't look at problems as obstacles to be overcome. Look at them as opportunities to quit trying.
- Never forget - Everybody loves a smart-ass!
- Write down your next vivid nightmare and share it with an impressionably, young child.
- "If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down."
- Don't try heroin unless you're prepared for the possibility of a major commitment.
- When in doubt, drink Guinness Stout!
- Look up a name in the obituaries and send the deceased a get-well card.
- When you sleep over at a friend's home, offer to wash the sheets if you've left any stains.
- If at first you don't succeed - try, try something else.
- If a child asks you why people have to die, tell him it's because that's what God wants.
- Bored with life? Pick out someone who strikes your fancy and stalk them.
- Never let a fan of any of the Star Treks go uninsulted.
- In a fight, hit first and hit in the crotch.
- Try to keep an open mind unless you are dealing with a Republican.
- If your mate asks you if you think they look fat, fondle your chin introspectively and say, "Define what you mean by 'fat'."
- Go the the symphony or ballet and start passing a joint around.
- Don't pay for expensive surgical procedures when it comes to neutering your wookie, just use a rubber band.
- Finish everything you start unless you don't feel like it.
- Next time you go to a party, help a drunk to his car.
- Hunting is the epitome of manliness and don't let anyone tell you different.
- Know how to tie a hangman's noose.
- Life is a bowl of cherries served on a tray garnished with steaming manure.
This is only a fraction from my 'Life's little Destruction Book' by James Everett Bryant. I'll post more later 
Message Edited by LordReaver on 10-26-2004 12:02 AM
MalLorin
Tue Oct 26, 2004 4:00 am
#26
Palpatine/Vader '04
or you could be really cool and just put a "V - the Dark Lord" sticker on your ride.
or you could be really cool and just put a "V - the Dark Lord" sticker on your ride.