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Thread: Repost from beta boards: your ship's bumber sticker
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Tremk_Stryder
Mon Aug 02, 2004 7:24 pm
#1
Glowstick weilder on board!
Im driving, my wife is in the front seat!
Smuggling Imp babies, plz shoot us!
Harry Wookie pilot, dont fire, his perm isnt done!
RazorBlade79
Mon Oct 25, 2004 3:18 pm
#2
Some I collected from that thread, credits to all the submitters! 
Feel free to add yours!
My other ship is a Star Destroyer!
Keep honking, I have pre-nerf weapons
Naked Twi'lek Ladies On Board!
I break for gungans. They are fun to watch smack against my windshield then slide off.
If you can read this, you must be a Tier 5 enemy ship
we brake for nobody
Fear my dot missiles
How is my flying - 1-800-SOE-DEVS
This ship breaks.... for no fuggin' reason
Join the Empire! Travel to exotic locales, meet interesting people, and kill them!
IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU ARE TOO CLOSE!
Crafted engine, please push.
Missiles in mirror are closer than they appear
Have you Hugged your Droid Today?P.E.T.A. People for the Ethical Treatment of Astromechs
IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOUR TURRETING
Black holes suck
a crazed durni (baby) on board
Pissing off the whole galaxy one Imp at a time
If you can read this, my astromech has fallen off.
Save A Tree, Wipe Your Ass With An Ewok
If you can read this, I have no gunner.
Unless you're a hemorrhoid, get off my ass!
So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish!
I Find Your Lack of Manueverability...Works As Intended
It's Not Easy Being Slow
You Don't Want To Sell Me Missiles
My Other Ship Is Even Slower Than This One
I'm Turning...No, Really I Am!
This Ship Falls Apart So Fast People Get Hit By The Shrapnel
honk if youre a horny zabrak
Your just jealous because the voices are talking to ME
How's my piloting? /t Anlolack
Don't follow me. I'm lost too.
MY SHIP IS POWERED BY HAMSTERS
DON'T BLAME ME. I VOTED FOR ORGANA.
In space, no one can hear you honk
Help! I'm Being Repressed by Imperials!
Feel free to add yours!
My other ship is a Star Destroyer!
Keep honking, I have pre-nerf weapons
Naked Twi'lek Ladies On Board!
I break for gungans. They are fun to watch smack against my windshield then slide off.
If you can read this, you must be a Tier 5 enemy ship
we brake for nobody
Fear my dot missiles
How is my flying - 1-800-SOE-DEVS
This ship breaks.... for no fuggin' reason
Join the Empire! Travel to exotic locales, meet interesting people, and kill them!
IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU ARE TOO CLOSE!
Crafted engine, please push.
Missiles in mirror are closer than they appear
Have you Hugged your Droid Today?P.E.T.A. People for the Ethical Treatment of Astromechs
IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOUR TURRETING
Black holes suck
a crazed durni (baby) on board
Pissing off the whole galaxy one Imp at a time
If you can read this, my astromech has fallen off.
Save A Tree, Wipe Your Ass With An Ewok
If you can read this, I have no gunner.
Unless you're a hemorrhoid, get off my ass!
So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish!
I Find Your Lack of Manueverability...Works As Intended
It's Not Easy Being Slow
You Don't Want To Sell Me Missiles
My Other Ship Is Even Slower Than This One
I'm Turning...No, Really I Am!
This Ship Falls Apart So Fast People Get Hit By The Shrapnel
honk if youre a horny zabrak
Your just jealous because the voices are talking to ME
How's my piloting? /t Anlolack
Don't follow me. I'm lost too.
MY SHIP IS POWERED BY HAMSTERS
DON'T BLAME ME. I VOTED FOR ORGANA.
In space, no one can hear you honk
Help! I'm Being Repressed by Imperials!
BillyBobthe50th
Mon Oct 25, 2004 4:27 pm
#5
VOTE PALPATINE/VADER FOR RULER OF THE EMPIRE
I brake for hawtpants!
TXAG2006
Mon Oct 25, 2004 5:52 pm
#8
Schadwe13 wrote:
"My child is an honor student of the Imperial Acadamy."
lol nice
IonControl
Mon Oct 25, 2004 5:58 pm
#9
"My other ride is your sister". <--- A variation of my swoop bumpersticker: "My other mount is your sister"
Message Edited by IonControl on 10-25-2004 07:59 PM
dewolow
Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:38 pm
#12
How's my driving?
Call:
1-800-GET-A-LIFE
Message Edited by dewolow on 10-25-2004 07:50 PM
Seaspark
Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:43 pm
#13
I got one....
Sit Down Shut up and HOLD ON!
or
Thats not a moon, its my ship!
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