Jedi Archive
Thread: Count Duku was an idiot
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BHM
Wed May 19, 2004 6:50 am
#1
Tyreseus wrote:
Yea, Yoda exploited.
Sure, Yoda was an exploiter and a cheater. In all the movies he can barely walk, he even uses that flying weelchair inside the Jedi council.. but when he fights Count Dooku, he can jump like Spiderman and fight like a ninja... Double buff on the secondary stats??
And I must add that most of the characters where exploiters: Leia killed a stormtrooper with a single CDEF pistol shot in A New Hope.. that is the most unbelievable example of multislicing I've ever seen.
Bob_the_tomato
Mon Jun 21, 2004 9:25 pm
#2
Duku wasted his force points by using lighting and other useless force powers. He should have saved his FP's so he could spam specials like Yoda.
akothas
Mon Jun 21, 2004 9:33 pm
#4
well, couldnt you say the same thing about Vader? He used a two handed saber, dosent even land state effects 
n5ygy
Mon Jun 21, 2004 9:37 pm
#5
No no guys, you are missing the point.
Darth Sidious, and Darth vadar (heck maybe even Duku) were PRE-NERF dark jedi.
All the other Jedi (Yoda, Mace Windu, etc.) were POST-NERF jedi.
That is why the Jedi died.
And that is why Yoda had to get Luke to defeat the Emperor. We all know that Yoda and Obi-wan were 'exploiters'
(just look at it! They BOTH had houses!) So somehow they got Luke to be a pre-nerf jedi....
Darth Sidious, and Darth vadar (heck maybe even Duku) were PRE-NERF dark jedi.
All the other Jedi (Yoda, Mace Windu, etc.) were POST-NERF jedi.
That is why the Jedi died.
And that is why Yoda had to get Luke to defeat the Emperor. We all know that Yoda and Obi-wan were 'exploiters'
(just look at it! They BOTH had houses!) So somehow they got Luke to be a pre-nerf jedi....
Bob_the_tomato
Mon Jun 21, 2004 9:43 pm
#6
Damn right Obi Wan was an exploiter. He pulled out a lightsaber in the middle of a cantina and didn't even get TEF'd! And his house was definately exploited cuz Luke didn't get ejected when he ignited that saber for the first time while inside.
Dubrekken
Mon Jun 21, 2004 9:50 pm
#7
I think you are all forgetting Yoda was a fencer before he turned jedi (hince his easy butt stompin of duku).
In the directors cut of episode 2 Anakin and Obi-wan aren't stopped by Duku, but rather a tkm/cm.
knite16
Mon Jun 21, 2004 9:50 pm
#8
Lol
BH terms must have been broken, too. Boba Fett went through all that trouble to get Han for a few thousand credits when he could have taken Luke as a mission and cashed in.
I mean, Luke must have had his saber out for a good 3 minutes in that scene in the falcon with the helmet and the remote. Han and Chewie were right there. 3 minutes in a group as a Jedi gets you on the terminals, right?
Maybe Boba just didn't do his homework.
And that rancor tamer wasn't crying because of his rancor dead. No, he was out of pet stims and his supplier had to drop for his latest holocron.
Ciao,
--Athos
n5ygy
Mon Jun 21, 2004 9:54 pm
#9
OMG! THAT'S why Luke had to invade Jabba's palace! It was the only place he could find an ancient bull rancor
for his knight trials....
for his knight trials....
knite16
Mon Jun 21, 2004 9:58 pm
#10
It all makes sense! He didnt give a hoot about Han or Leia... They just happened to be there.
Now I know how Leia posed so easity as a BH, too. Luke must have let her kill him 6 times for invest 4... Yet he was still about to be a knight... I think Luke has been doing some exploiting of his own.
Ciao,
--Athos
Halfblood
Mon Jun 21, 2004 10:00 pm
#11
knite16 wrote:
Lol
BH terms must have been broken, too. Boba Fett went through all that trouble to get Han for a few thousand credits when he could have taken Luke as a mission and cashed in.
I mean, Luke must have had his saber out for a good 3 minutes in that scene in the falcon with the helmet and the remote. Han and Chewie were right there. 3 minutes in a group as a Jedi gets you on the terminals, right?
Maybe Boba just didn't do his homework.
And that rancor tamer wasn't crying because of his rancor dead. No, he was out of pet stims and his supplier had to drop for his latest holocron.
Ciao,
--Athos
Who said Boba was a Master BH, maybe he slacked off on the investigation tree
Sifer2
Mon Jun 21, 2004 10:13 pm
#12
I just imagine the scene after they kill off Jabba an his men after the Sarlacc. They called a Doc to come buff Han then went Krayt Hunting since Luke needed Pearls.
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