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Thread: Count Duku was an idiot
knite16
Mon Jun 21, 2004 10:32 pm
#14
They went back to jabbas place and hired the creature guy to tank with his rancor because back then Krayts still only had 50k HAM. Lucky they had Chewbacca, Leia and Lando with because they had to outdamage all those imps with their AT-ST who were out there.
Ciao,
--Athos
KidStarHawk
Mon Jun 21, 2004 10:47 pm
#15
DUH!!! Anyone who has the patience to get a full suit of Mando armor and a jetpack will have no doubt enough time on their hands to master BH.
Halfblood wrote:
knite16 wrote:
Lol
BH terms must have been broken, too. Boba Fett went through all that trouble to get Han for a few thousand credits when he could have taken Luke as a mission and cashed in.
I mean, Luke must have had his saber out for a good 3 minutes in that scene in the falcon with the helmet and the remote. Han and Chewie were right there. 3 minutes in a group as a Jedi gets you on the terminals, right?
Maybe Boba just didn't do his homework.
And that rancor tamer wasn't crying because of his rancor dead. No, he was out of pet stims and his supplier had to drop for his latest holocron.
Ciao,
--Athos
Who said Boba was a Master BH, maybe he slacked off on the investigation tree
NoxDenosis
Mon Jun 21, 2004 10:53 pm
#16
Boba has to be MBH hes wearing Mandalorian, thats certed for oh wait...maybe hes a master commando,or better yet a squad leader or ranger!
Boba Fett Intergalatic Ranger boy i can see the spinoffs now
Man Luke was smart, he didint use any FP at all in his fights and beat a Sith Lord!
knite16
Mon Jun 21, 2004 10:53 pm
#17
Yeah, but you're forgetting that a BH could never go throughthe DWB alone. He must have been another profession. Maybe he was them all.
/gasp!
Boba Fett was a hologrinder! BH must have been his last profession like mine.
That means that Boba's alt could have been any of the jedi in the movie... Maybe Boba was really Obi-wan, so he knew where to find solo... Obi-wan was sure eager to have Solo as his pilot...
It all makes sence.
Ciao,
--Athos
MrG
Mon Jun 21, 2004 11:10 pm
#18
lol guys, this is funny reading 
sure as heck spices up my day at work together with my morning pepsi.
sure as heck spices up my day at work together with my morning pepsi.
Tyreseus
Mon Jun 21, 2004 11:22 pm
#19
I guess that explains why Annakin lost his hand. He exploited by using 2 lightsabers, which isnt even in the game yet, so a CSR came along and"suspended" him
May this be a warning to you exploiters out there.
knite16
Mon Jun 21, 2004 11:25 pm
#20
Ok, with everything settled its time to re-establish the major points here:
- Count Duku wasted his skill points like a noob.
- Vader, Duku, and Palpatine were PRE-NERF Sith
- Yoda, Obi-wan, and all the other Jedi were POST-Nerf, and picked bad ways to spend their points, so they died off.
- Obi-wan was an exploiter.
- Yoda was a Fencer and showed up in time to save Obi-Wan and Anakin from a CM/TKM in Episode 2, not Dukuu like we originally thought.
- BH terms were broken or Boba would have taken Luke as a mission to cash in.
- Rancor tamer in Jabba's place was mad cause his pet-stim dealer had to drop for his holo-grind
- Luke didn't give a hoot about Han or Leia- he only went to Jabba's to kill the Rancor for his Knight Trials.
- Leia killed Luke 6 times so she could train invest 4 in BH fast to pose as Bouussh at Jabba's place.
- Luke was still somehow a Knight. Luke is also an exploiter.
- After Killing Jabba, Luke, Han, Leia, Chewie, and Lando went Krayt huting cause they still had 50k HAM back then. They out-damaged Imps with AT-ST
- Anakin Exploited by using two sabers, so the CSR lagged him so Dukuu could cut his hand off.
- Dukuu screwed up by not cutting the green muppet in half while he was occupied.
- Boba was a holo-grinder. No other way he could get a full set of Mandolorian Armour and a jetpack. BH just isnt that good.
- Boba's last profession was BH, so he stuck with it.
- Boba's Jedi alt was Obi-Wan, so he could know where Solo was at all times. Besides, he had to start out as a rebel anyway.
- We all have too much time on our hands, but very creative imaginations. George Lucas would be proud of how well we figured this out.
Anything to add? Keep 'em comin!
Ciao,
--Athos
Message Edited by knite16 on 06-21-2004 11:26 PM
Tyreseus
Mon Jun 21, 2004 11:28 pm
#22
Yea, Yoda exploited.
knite16 wrote:
Ok, with everything settled its time to re-establish the major points here:
- Count Duku wasted his skill points like a noob.
- Vader, Duku, and Palpatine were PRE-NERF Sith
- Yoda, Obi-wan, and all the other Jedi were POST-Nerf, and picked bad ways to spend their points, so they died off.
- Obi-wan was an exploiter.
- Yoda was a Fencer and showed up in time to save Obi-Wan and Anakin from a CM/TKM in Episode 2, not Dukuu like we originally thought.
- BH terms were broken or Boba would have taken Luke as a mission to cash in.
- Rancor tamer in Jabba's place was mad cause his pet-stim dealer had to drop for his holo-grind
- Luke didn't give a hoot about Han or Leia- he only went to Jabba's to kill the Rancor for his Knight Trials.
- Leia killed Luke 6 times so she could train invest 4 in BH fast to pose as Bouussh at Jabba's place.
- Luke was still somehow a Knight. Luke is also an exploiter.
- After Killing Jabba, Luke, Han, Leia, Chewie, and Lando went Krayt huting cause they still had 50k HAM back then. They out-damaged Imps with AT-ST
- Anakin Exploited by using two sabers, so the CSR lagged him so Dukuu could cut his hand off.
- Dukuu screwed up by not cutting the green muppet in half while he was occupied.
- Boba was a holo-grinder. No other way he could get a full set of Mandolorian Armour and a jetpack. BH just isnt that good.
- Boba's last profession was BH, so he stuck with it.
- Boba's Jedi alt was Obi-Wan, so he could know where Solo was at all times. Besides, he had to start out as a rebel anyway.
- We all have too much time on our hands, but very creative imaginations. George Lucas would be proud of how well we figured this out.
Anything to add? Keep 'em comin!
Ciao,
--Athos
Message Edited by knite16 on 06-21-2004 11:26 PM
emo-kor
Tue Jun 22, 2004 1:16 am
#24
No the empires real trouble was the fact that the DEVs decided to keep capitol ships NPC controlled. So the Star Destroyers were just floating in the sector and not attacking the rebel threat. Bad AI coading if you ask me....
ltgrifter
Tue Jun 22, 2004 1:16 am
#25
The rebs won becouse they nerfed super star destroyers, plain and simple.
Kabaaul
Tue Jun 22, 2004 1:18 am
#26
n5ygy wrote:
Um... the rebels won in the end because Death Stars were nerfed.
They didnt actually nerf the death star,they nerfed the shields that protected it...