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Thread: You know your a redneck jedi if..... [ jokes thread ]
Zemon
Sat Oct 08, 2005 4:22 am
#14
hawkes37 wrote:
Right there with ya man. *Pops the lid for a freshy and gently lets the can down from mid air to rest on his desk made of cinder blocks and a sturdy sheet of plywood!
Armourboy wrote:
hawkes37 wrote:
You know your a redneck Jedi if...
you use the force to pack your Copenhagen Snuff Can.
*Looks at Copenhagen Can on Desk*
Yeah that comes in handy...oh wait! Damn!
/gasp
Where did you find a 'sturdy' sheet of plywood? Is it a quest reward?
hawkes37
Sat Oct 08, 2005 4:26 am
#15
Hot Dang! Bubble wrap! Done never thought of that! *heads out back to the 7-11 to dig through the dumpster.
Armourboy wrote:
hawkes37 wrote:
Right there with ya man. *Pops the lid for a freshy and gently lets the can down from mid air to rest on his desk made of cinder blocks and a sturdy sheet of plywood!
Armourboy wrote:
hawkes37 wrote:
You know your a redneck Jedi if...
you use the force to pack your Copenhagen Snuff Can.
*Looks at Copenhagen Can on Desk*
Yeah that comes in handy...oh wait! Damn!
Longcut for da win though. Oh wait till yah upgrade that desk, I got mine covered in bubble wrap.
*sniffles* Just love bursting those bubbles
Armourboy
Sat Oct 08, 2005 4:29 am
#16
hey grab me a chili dog while your there, oh and acold budweiser. Th ole lady, or windbag as I like to call her, is out of town. Wannna come on over and blow summetin up?
Hot Dang! Bubble wrap! Done never thought of that! *heads out back to the 7-11 to dig through the dumpster.
Longcut for da win though. Oh wait till yah upgrade that desk, I got mine covered in bubble wrap.
*sniffles* Just love bursting those bubbles
hawkes37
Sat Oct 08, 2005 4:32 am
#17
Sounds like we gots a plan in the works. My ole lady left and took everything but my dog and my truck. So let me get the hound in the Hillbilly Bus and grab my det cord left over from the mines.
Armourboy wrote:
hey grab me a chili dog while your there, oh and acold budweiser. Th ole lady, or windbag as I like to call her, is out of town. Wannna come on over and blow summetin up?
Hot Dang! Bubble wrap! Done never thought of that! *heads out back to the 7-11 to dig through the dumpster.
Longcut for da win though. Oh wait till yah upgrade that desk, I got mine covered in bubble wrap.
*sniffles* Just love bursting those bubbles
Armourboy
Sat Oct 08, 2005 4:36 am
#18
Sounds like we gots a plan in the works. My ole lady left and took everything but my dog and my truck. So let me get the hound in the Hillbilly Bus and grab my det cord left over from the mines.
Sweet meet me out behind the house, I got this pole that needs some good blowin up, gotta be careful though, its got big wares hooked to it.
hawkes37
Sat Oct 08, 2005 4:38 am
#19
You mean like the one I just ran into while tryin not to spill my Pabst and telling the dog to stop hump7ng mah leg? Sweeeeet!
Armourboy wrote:
Sweet meet me out behind the house, I got this pole that needs some good blowin up, gotta be careful though, its got big wares hooked to it.
Armourboy
Sat Oct 08, 2005 4:41 am
#21
Zemon wrote:
I got an old speeder on blocks we can blowed up.
Hey now that still has good parts on it. If it ain't rusted we can't blow'er up
hawkes37
Sat Oct 08, 2005 4:49 am
#22
Oh I agree. 'Sides, what else will Jr and the other youngins play on?
Armourboy wrote:
Zemon wrote:
I got an old speeder on blocks we can blowed up.
Hey now that still has good parts on it. If it ain't rusted we can't blow'er up
Armourboy
Sat Oct 08, 2005 4:51 am
#23
hawkes37 wrote:
Oh I agree. 'Sides, what else will Jr and the other youngins play on?
Armourboy wrote:
Zemon wrote:
I got an old speeder on blocks we can blowed up.
Hey now that still has good parts on it. If it ain't rusted we can't blow'er up
He must be one of those yankee rednecks. The idea. Next he will be saying I can't use my concrete deers for huntin' practice
Zemon
Sat Oct 08, 2005 4:53 am
#24
Armourboy wrote:
hawkes37 wrote:
Oh I agree. 'Sides, what else will Jr and the other youngins play on?
Armourboy wrote:
Zemon wrote:
I got an old speeder on blocks we can blowed up.
Hey now that still has good parts on it. If it ain't rusted we can't blow'er up
He must be one of those yankee rednecks. The idea. Next he will be saying I can't use my concrete deers for huntin' practice
I was'nt gawna give you one of the good ones. I need to make room for the other fowr on the trailer.
Com'on, let's blowed it up!
hawkes37
Sat Oct 08, 2005 4:53 am
#25
Ya mean we can't? And who you calling a yankah? I aint neither north nor south. I am from the western states, were the men are men and the sheeps is nervous. *raise eyebrow questioning whether he said that outloud or not.
Armourboy wrote:
He must be one of those yankee rednecks. The idea. Next he will be saying I can't use my concrete deers for huntin' practice
Zemon
Sat Oct 08, 2005 4:55 am
#26
hawkes37 wrote:
Ya mean we can't? And who you calling a yankah? I aint neither north nor south. I am from the western states, were the men are men and the sheeps is nervous. *raise eyebrow questioning whether he said that outloud or not.
Armourboy wrote:
He must be one of those yankee rednecks. The idea. Next he will be saying I can't use my concrete deers for huntin' practice
Wooo hooo, knee high boots and velcro..... oops, outside voice hu?