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scoodoobydoo

Fri Oct 07, 2005 11:46 pm

#1

You hear . . . "Luke, I am your father... and your uncle..."

You ever said the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."

Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.

At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.

You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.

The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.

Wookiees are offended by your B.O.

You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.

You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.

You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light up.

You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.

You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.

You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.

Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.

You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood deck.

You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.

Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot."

" jedi should be hard because being a jedi is your reward shouldnt be able to mess around and have fun"
"well this is a game for fun messing around is fun and if your that much of a
pr!ck irl you need to get laid"

"I am Scissors, Paper is fine, but Rock needs to be balanced"

Be careful... remember when Tiggs and Thunderheart acknowledged the pearl drop problem with premium / flawless? Look what came out of that one. *Can't fix it.. so you screw you guys

EdoctaT

Fri Oct 07, 2005 11:48 pm

#2

uhhh.......... bad jokes! /die /die /die

scoodoobydoo

Fri Oct 07, 2005 11:48 pm

#3

"May the force be with y'all."

" jedi should be hard because being a jedi is your reward shouldnt be able to mess around and have fun"
"well this is a game for fun messing around is fun and if your that much of a
pr!ck irl you need to get laid"

"I am Scissors, Paper is fine, but Rock needs to be balanced"

Be careful... remember when Tiggs and Thunderheart acknowledged the pearl drop problem with premium / flawless? Look what came out of that one. *Can't fix it.. so you screw you guys

GamerGuy31315

Sat Oct 08, 2005 1:01 am

#4

hehe not to bad

IGN SULLUVUN
If you strike me down i will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

hawkes37

Sat Oct 08, 2005 3:21 am

#5

You know your a redneck Jedi if...

you use the force to pack your Copenhagen Snuff Can.

'cause 2 Sins are better than 1
Sinjin Kes - Wanderer (Retired Doc)
Sintal Avak - In hiding pending the future
Tergie - The Mad Ithorian is drunk in some 'tina somewhere

Cojonelso

Sat Oct 08, 2005 3:25 am

#6

ROFL!!!

/bump !!!!

Borias - Jedi Elder
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I hate NGE.... not for the bugs..... for the loss of good players .... /salute the fallen friends

323 ppl.... 6 entire guilds... dead and waiting for there subs to drop.... how much will it take for SOE to see the truth

KingoftheGrind

Sat Oct 08, 2005 3:41 am

#7

You might be a red-neck jedi if your padawan robe is hand-made from quenker hides.

You might be a red-neck jedi if the local junk dealer offers to buy the bag of aluminum cans hanging from your barc-speeder handlebar.

You might be a red-neck jedi if you use one-hand to weild your saber and the other to keep your jeans from falling down.

" I love Star Wars Galaxies, I just hate what they have done to it, It is not Star Wars when there are not enough people in the galaxie to even have a war with, no matter how "iconic" they may be .

- Jakatta Tentoo " Retired Jedi Elder " . _

KingoftheGrind

Sat Oct 08, 2005 3:43 am

#8

You may also be a red-neck jedi if you have more flawless pearls in your saber than you havequality teeth in your mouth .

" I love Star Wars Galaxies, I just hate what they have done to it, It is not Star Wars when there are not enough people in the galaxie to even have a war with, no matter how "iconic" they may be .

- Jakatta Tentoo " Retired Jedi Elder " . _

hawkes37

Sat Oct 08, 2005 3:45 am

#9

You might be a redneck Jedi if...

Before you defeat your enemy you say "Now squeal like a quenker" and then pull out a banjo...

'cause 2 Sins are better than 1
Sinjin Kes - Wanderer (Retired Doc)
Sintal Avak - In hiding pending the future
Tergie - The Mad Ithorian is drunk in some 'tina somewhere

Zemon

Sat Oct 08, 2005 4:02 am

#10

You might be a redneck jedi if:

you have been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

you think a stock tip is advice about worming your hurtons

you use the pack-up feature for your house and it fails warning you to remove the "wide-load" sign first.

you get scaned by a Storm Trooper and asked for ID, you respond, 'bout what'?

your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks vendor

the Holloween pumkin in your front yard has more teeth than your wife

your speeder has custom paint, -primer grey and primer red.

you think loading the diswasher means getting your wife drunk.

your lightsaber is hanging on your porch being used as a bug zapper.

right before you woke up in the cloner, all you remember was saying, "hey, y'all, watch this!"

you can't hide in water form a BH because you never learned to swim. Your gean pool was too shallow.

you tried to order a "clapper" from your guild Artisan.

LOL, this is fun.

ZEMON "The Zany Zabrak" KIMBALL
Elder Jedi * Leader of IMPS * Anyone seen a BH?
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EAMON "Lone Wolf" KIMBALL
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Should you defeat me in battle, have the courtesy to /spit on my corpse. For I am Imperial and you are Rebel scum!

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hawkes37

Sat Oct 08, 2005 4:07 am

#11

Zemon wrote:

You might be a redneck jedi if:

your lightsaber is hanging on your porch being used as a bug zapper.

'cause 2 Sins are better than 1
Sinjin Kes - Wanderer (Retired Doc)
Sintal Avak - In hiding pending the future
Tergie - The Mad Ithorian is drunk in some 'tina somewhere

Armourboy

Sat Oct 08, 2005 4:17 am

#12

hawkes37 wrote:

You know your a redneck Jedi if...

you use the force to pack your Copenhagen Snuff Can.

*Looks at Copenhagen Can on Desk*

Yeah that comes in handy...oh wait! Damn!

____Trill Butta_____________________________
FOREVER DA FEESHY
My better half is Fuschia

hawkes37

Sat Oct 08, 2005 4:21 am

#13

Armourboy wrote:

hawkes37 wrote:

You know your a redneck Jedi if...

you use the force to pack your Copenhagen Snuff Can.

*Looks at Copenhagen Can on Desk*

Yeah that comes in handy...oh wait! Damn!

Right there with ya man. *Pops the lid for a freshy and gently lets the can down from mid air to rest on his desk made of cinder blocks and a sturdy sheet of plywood!

'cause 2 Sins are better than 1
Sinjin Kes - Wanderer (Retired Doc)
Sintal Avak - In hiding pending the future
Tergie - The Mad Ithorian is drunk in some 'tina somewhere

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