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Craxus

Thu Oct 23, 2003 3:32 am

Sipping Vodka is ok but being a preist won;t get you chicks it'll get you...........5 to 10 from what I've seen on the news lately.

Colonel Craxus Blade, Imperial Bounty Hunter/Master Carbineer(not so much)

Vorean Blade, Elder Jedi (Yeah my Glow stick is faster than your's)

Preezrak

Thu Oct 23, 2003 3:41 am

#15

Is it a purple light saber?

One handed or two?

Preezrak

Master Creature Handler / Master Marksman / Master Scout

Wesley: You mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my
sword and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?

Doomus

Thu Oct 23, 2003 3:42 am

#16

Its all green baby....

Unfortuantly its kinda crooked like Count Dukeus..

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Sorry for the spelling and grammer mistakes i played Everquest
alot...and like forgot to go to high school

I'm That Guy that's afk in the catina but not entertaining anyone:
Master Spice Junkie, Novice Drunk 4/3/2/1
Drink more...its the key to FSCS

Craxus

Thu Oct 23, 2003 3:43 am

#17

not lightsaber...... just sabre......and don't say anything about a FSCS talk about something that revolves around money.

Colonel Craxus Blade, Imperial Bounty Hunter/Master Carbineer(not so much)

Vorean Blade, Elder Jedi (Yeah my Glow stick is faster than your's)

Doomus

Thu Oct 23, 2003 3:54 am

#18

ok...sheck and check...new lines:

"Wooo, hey fine stuff. I just quit SWG.. So that means I got an extra 15 bucks a month for me and You"

"...**Pisst**.." she looks over "Hey I just figured out this Baz Nitch thingy... that means I got like 50 zillion creds."

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Sorry for the spelling and grammer mistakes i played Everquest
alot...and like forgot to go to high school

I'm That Guy that's afk in the catina but not entertaining anyone:
Master Spice Junkie, Novice Drunk 4/3/2/1
Drink more...its the key to FSCS

Craxus

Thu Oct 23, 2003 4:00 am

#19

You're getting closer......IN fact if you get any closer..........man you lucky guy/girl......just really don't mention SWG thats worse than mentioning Jesus..you might be called names like Nazi or Nerd or geek.

Colonel Craxus Blade, Imperial Bounty Hunter/Master Carbineer(not so much)

Vorean Blade, Elder Jedi (Yeah my Glow stick is faster than your's)

Eltestor

Thu Oct 23, 2003 4:05 am

#20

Just offer the girl a Blue Jedi holocron (works every time).

Doomus

Thu Oct 23, 2003 4:16 am

#21

Ok here it is:

ME:"Pissst"

HER:She doesnt look at me.

ME:"Yo hot stuff!!"

HER:She looks over with the face; Me??

ME:"Yeah, mine names Doomus. but you can call me Doomy? Whats your name?"...sip on some vodka

HER:She looks disgusted but still repiles, "Um......Elizbeth......"

ME: "So can I call you Lizzy"...sip on some more vodka...

HER: "I guess so.."

ME: "Good what time... and your number". I whip out my Palm Computer

HER: "What???" she looks confused.

ME: ...so I go for the final hook. "Here take this as a token of my love" hand her a home made Holocron.

Her: "Oh My God!...freaking Nazi Geek...go away.................and whats that Smell!!"

ME: droping my vodka and bursting into tears "He said it would go away".

I run from the gym and go back to SWG camping Dant..

Oh well all ends well....I guess

_____________________________________________________________
Sorry for the spelling and grammer mistakes i played Everquest
alot...and like forgot to go to high school

I'm That Guy that's afk in the catina but not entertaining anyone:
Master Spice Junkie, Novice Drunk 4/3/2/1
Drink more...its the key to FSCS

Doomus

Thu Oct 23, 2003 4:21 am

#22

Doh...man I got to right these things down... I'll get buff and report back my findings in a week or so....

Inless getting buff is harder then master professions in SWG...then it might take me awhile.

_____________________________________________________________
Sorry for the spelling and grammer mistakes i played Everquest
alot...and like forgot to go to high school

I'm That Guy that's afk in the catina but not entertaining anyone:
Master Spice Junkie, Novice Drunk 4/3/2/1
Drink more...its the key to FSCS

Craxus

Thu Oct 23, 2003 4:22 am

#23

well it is hard but only in the Physical sense.

Colonel Craxus Blade, Imperial Bounty Hunter/Master Carbineer(not so much)

Vorean Blade, Elder Jedi (Yeah my Glow stick is faster than your's)

Eltestor

Thu Oct 23, 2003 4:24 am

#24

You forgot the part about getting a full facial tatoo and plastic horn implants to make you self look like a zabrak in real life. Darth Maul pulls all the chicks!

Craxus

Thu Oct 23, 2003 4:24 am

#25

Oh and when your done you will actually be able to tell that you have accomplished something. Trust me you'll FEEL the force.

Colonel Craxus Blade, Imperial Bounty Hunter/Master Carbineer(not so much)

Vorean Blade, Elder Jedi (Yeah my Glow stick is faster than your's)

Doomus

Thu Oct 23, 2003 4:46 am

#26

Ok Tatoo's first? Or man-ly buffnees?

I'm Thinking tatoo's cause it seems easyier...then agian...I might have odd streach marks in the tatoo's and the horns wouldn't be even.

I was thinking frills might bring in chicks more.....

Drath Maul or Greedo?...which would you **edit** up on....

if you were a chick I mean...man I'm wasted...sipping on Vodak....proply should only do this at the gym..........

_____________________________________________________________
Sorry for the spelling and grammer mistakes i played Everquest
alot...and like forgot to go to high school

I'm That Guy that's afk in the catina but not entertaining anyone:
Master Spice Junkie, Novice Drunk 4/3/2/1
Drink more...its the key to FSCS

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