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Hey if I am a power gamer and spend 10 hours a day playing this to be a Jedi. It satnds to reason that I could spend 3 hours in the gym and three hour kicking real butt and still come home and play SWG for 4 hour hoursr thing about that!!!!

gym is to expensive

HMMMM 14.99 a month and no possiblity to hook up with a really fine honey/due.......or 20 a month and at least getting to look at some really fine honeys/or dudes.

Your right Craxus... I'm cancleing my account to go stare at fine tail in the gym all day...

DAS RIGHT....

Yeah buddy trust me when you get buff....and have interfacing with a female. you'll forget all abhout being a Jedi. Trust me.

Will the smell go away too....??

yeah but unfortunately it will be replace with other smells....CRAP there is a downside to everything.

A solution to your problems. Powerlvl 10 hours a day and get in shape!

They justneed to makea fewadd on attachments for SWG.

1 dance dance revolution style pad that you must use to grind dancing exp.

2 Nes type powerpad that you must "run on" in order to travel across planets.

3 One of those motion sensor fighting rings which you would use to pull off TKA combos ect..

4 Finally the infamous light gun! well I guess ranged combat would'nt be to useful in your fitness program.

And a small Easy-Bake over for Chef grinding...

Oh man I love my easy bake oven....

Now your thinking. It's about time that you people started using the only muscle that shoudl work after sitting in front of your Computer for 12 hours.

SIPPING VODKA A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.

After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.

The monsignor replied, " When I am worried about getting nervousOn the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass.

If I start to get nervous, I take a sip."

So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice.

At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink.

He proceeded to talk up a storm.

Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the followingnoteon the door: 1) Sip the vodka, don't gulp.
2) There are 10 commandments, not 12.
3) There are 12 disciples, not 10.
4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.
6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.
7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Juniorand the spook. 8) David slew Goliath, he did not kick the sh*t out of him.
9) When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don'tsayhe was stoned off his ass. 10)We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T."
11)When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, "take this andeat it for it is my body." He did not say " Eat me" . 12)The Virgin Mary is not called " Mary with the Cherry,.
13)The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks forthe grub, Yeah God. 14)Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at ST.Peter's not apeter pulling contest at St. Taffy's.

So I should quit SWG and Sip vodak all day to get chicks.... Or should I become a priest.