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Thread: Things you hate to hear Customers say.

Cirroco_Una
Thu Jul 08, 2004 7:54 pm
#1

As the title suggests this is a thread where you listof things customers have said to you that just made you want to outright slap them. Basically just a fun little thread to lsit strange experiences or annoyances you've had with your customers. Feel free to include reasons for why you hate it when a customer says something.

Things I hate to hear.

6.
Make me look like Darth Maul!

5. 2k?! My friend would do it for free!

Yippe Skippee, if you want it for free why don't you go see your friend then? I'm not your friend I'm the person you ask for help with your Avatar's looks, if I were running a charity service I would advertise it.

4. Change my species.

Come on now folks, it's been said time and again, IDers cannot, and never will be allowed (according to the devs) to change your species.

3. Change my gender.

As with species, we're not allowed to, this has been known since the beginning, do atleast a little research before you go to a IDer.

2. I don't know what I want, do what you think is best.

I like this, to a point, some people say it and mean it. Most people though, say it, and then when you do what they think's best they get mad cause they wanted something completely different. If you knew what you wanted WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?

1. I need an IDer and will pay for services.

Pay for services? I HATE IT when customers say this. It's so derogative, it's liek they think you're jsut a soda machien for their convenience. We aren't bots designed to design you, we're PLAYERS, not only that we're human beinds, and we deserve just as much respect as the Doctors, Commando's and Jedi you encounter when you're running around shooting small creatures with your boom stick. If you want our help you shouldn't come up and say "I'm willing to pay". You should ASK "How much do you charge?" By saying you're willing to pay it makes it sound like you're saying "I don't have to pay, but I can if I want too." New flash folks, you DO have to pay if you want our help, some of us have prices, some of us work on tips from your generosity, but we do NOT appreciate it when you come in and start talking to us like we're robots that are built to serve you.

As you may be able to tell from my number one complaint, I had a customer do this to me today, and felt quite insulted by it.

Anyhoo, rant over, what about everyone else, what have customers said to you that really pushed your buttons?





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Rrowann
Thu Jul 08, 2004 8:15 pm
#2

I hate it when people say "will pay well".Generally those people have no idea what "well" really is.



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"I'm not a Wookiee. I'm an Imperial."
FuschiaD
Thu Jul 08, 2004 9:29 pm
#3

I hate that whole "I will pay" thing too! It is SO demeaning. Anytime I get that from someone I reply with "That was the least of my worries; if you want my services you have no choice but to pay." That usually pisses them off, but by then I don't care. Another thing I love is getting requests for a stat migration and them saying "I need a stat migration, I will pay you 10k." I charge 20k for a stat migration. So please don't offer me half my usual fee, and then expect me to act like you're doing me some huge favor. I swear to God, people need to be required to take etiquette courses before they play this game. I am not a dog to fetch and carry at your whim. If you don't respect me, my profession, or my prices, by God, you'll go somewhere else, because I don't play this game to take that kind of garbage from you.


(In case it wasn't obvious, I'm a little pissed off right now. LOL)




~*~ F U S C H I A D A R K W A L K E R ~*~
Yes, I'm a respec Jedi. Get over it.
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"You don't really rank around here unless you've been flamed by Oben, trolled by Mono, set straight by Geen, got caught in a love triangle between Cherry and Anoq, had your house decorated by Kipera, hugged by Esin, fondled by Fuschia, had IG respond with something inane and nonsensical, or at the very least been (a.) asked "can I have your stuff" or (b.) been accused of being a Todd by any number of random Tarquinian posters." --TalonKarrdeTN/Tyndaleon


Mawie
Thu Jul 08, 2004 9:30 pm
#4

I hate it when people argue with me over price after going AFK for the entire stat migration...


Now that I am MID, I prefer not to do stat migrations. I obviously don't need the experience and they are a huge waste of my gaming time. However, I was the only ID in Theed when someone sent me a tell asking for a stat migration. I agreed and we met in the salon. So soon as I begun, he sends me a tell saying "going afk." My first thought was "yay."


So nine minutes pass, and I hear nothing from him. I generally do not have set prices, but because I felt used I decided to put 15k as the required payment. With about 20 seconds left in the session, he sends me a tell saying thatmy pricewashigh. My reply basically was that stat migrations take ten minutes, and since I don't need the exp, I want money. He then tries to haggle...


Him: Most people give them for free.

Me: No they don't, and even if it were true, I am not most people.

Him: How about 5k?

Me: No.

Him: 10k?

Me: No.

Him: 12k?

Me: No.

Him: LOL you win


NO CRAP? REALLY?


Oye vey!







Mawie Odaka
Master Dancer
Master Swordswoman
Rebel Colonel
Darkesong
Thu Jul 08, 2004 9:33 pm
#5


I hate to hear:


Client: "but....can't you make my hair any whiter?? Thats more like grey"


Darke: well....yes I can, but i just felt like not giving you what you wanted


/sigh


wish that white was a bitwhiter tho lol



Also, when people ask me to list everything I can do ID wise....it can take quite bit of typing to list it all while they wait impatiently typing ?? every 5 seconds or so ( i really should make a macro lol)....and then, even though I told them everything I could do...they still ask me to change their skin color in the middle of the ID session >_<


oh well *shrugs*








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FuschiaD
Thu Jul 08, 2004 9:52 pm
#6

Here's another thing I hate: someone sending me a tell saying "I need an ID really bad, can you help me PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ"


It's like fingernails on a chalkboard... I HATE abbreviated chat with an absolute passion. And saying "please" over and over and OVER is going to guarantee only one thing: my telling you to get out of my face before I run over you with my AV-21. I don't need your money, I don't need the experience, and I don't need your atrocious grammar and spelling. Kindly find another ID with a lower IQ who will not be made dumberby being forced to spend 20 minutes with you.


Wow... I need sleep. LOL




~*~ F U S C H I A D A R K W A L K E R ~*~
Yes, I'm a respec Jedi. Get over it.
~*~ A V A D I H A L O N A - S O E P ~*~
Entertainer For Life - COMPNOR Eye Candy

"You don't really rank around here unless you've been flamed by Oben, trolled by Mono, set straight by Geen, got caught in a love triangle between Cherry and Anoq, had your house decorated by Kipera, hugged by Esin, fondled by Fuschia, had IG respond with something inane and nonsensical, or at the very least been (a.) asked "can I have your stuff" or (b.) been accused of being a Todd by any number of random Tarquinian posters." --TalonKarrdeTN/Tyndaleon


Mawie
Thu Jul 08, 2004 9:54 pm
#7






FuschiaD wrote:

Here's another thing I hate: someone sending me a tell saying "I need an ID really bad, can you help me PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ"


It's like fingernails on a chalkboard... I HATE abbreviated chat with an absolute passion. And saying "please" over and over and OVER is going to guarantee only one thing: my telling you to get out of my face before I run over you with my AV-21. I don't need your money, I don't need the experience, and I don't need your atrocious grammar and spelling. Kindly find another ID with a lower IQ who will not be made dumberby being forced to spend 20 minutes with you.


Wow... I need sleep. LOL








LOL



Don't get me started with my rant about the internet's role in killing the English language as we knew it!








Mawie Odaka
Master Dancer
Master Swordswoman
Rebel Colonel
FuschiaD
Thu Jul 08, 2004 10:01 pm
#8






Mawie wrote:




LOL



Don't get me started with my rant about the internet's role in killing the English language as we knew it!






Please... feel free to expound! Here, I'll start.


I don't mind things like: LOL, BRB, AFK. They STAND for something. They're not abbreviated words, they're acronyms, that have become common in Internet speak. And sometimes, when you gotta pee, typing in BRB is SO much quicker than saying "Pardon me, I must retire to the bathroom before I have an accident."


HOWEVER....
Things like: plz, u, r, n e way. These make me grit my teeth. More often than not they make me yell. I absolutely laid into a poor guild member today for saying n e way. That one bothers me more than any of them, for one simple reason.... *draws a deep breath*


IT'S ONE LETTER LESS! ONE TINY, INSIGNIFICANT LETTER! ARE YOU REALLY SAVING TIME BY DOING THAT? NO! I DON'T THINK YOU ARE!


I'm done now. And I really am going to bed, LOL.





~*~ F U S C H I A D A R K W A L K E R ~*~
Yes, I'm a respec Jedi. Get over it.
~*~ A V A D I H A L O N A - S O E P ~*~
Entertainer For Life - COMPNOR Eye Candy

"You don't really rank around here unless you've been flamed by Oben, trolled by Mono, set straight by Geen, got caught in a love triangle between Cherry and Anoq, had your house decorated by Kipera, hugged by Esin, fondled by Fuschia, had IG respond with something inane and nonsensical, or at the very least been (a.) asked "can I have your stuff" or (b.) been accused of being a Todd by any number of random Tarquinian posters." --TalonKarrdeTN/Tyndaleon


SilSablWing
Thu Jul 08, 2004 10:05 pm
#9

I REALLY hate it when I geta tell from a possible customer asking me if I will travel to Coronet just to stat migrate them and they want to pay 100k per toon cause they havent been able to find an ID in a month of searching.



*I just hate that*


but I went



Quedagh SilSablWing

Jack of all Trades, Master of None
New Alderra, Wanderhome
Rrowann
Thu Jul 08, 2004 10:08 pm
#10






SilSablWing wrote:

I REALLY hate it when I geta tell from a possible customer asking me if I will travel to Coronet just to stat migrate them and they want to pay 100k per toon cause they havent been able to find an ID in a month of searching.


*I just hate that*


but I went




*laughs* It's kind of like how I hate having to work OT right now ... but I'll take the check just fine.




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"I'm not a Wookiee. I'm an Imperial."
Mawie
Thu Jul 08, 2004 10:13 pm
#11






FuschiaD wrote:





Mawie wrote:




LOL



Don't get me started with my rant about the internet's role in killing the English language as we knew it!






Please... feel free to expound! Here, I'll start.


I don't mind things like: LOL, BRB, AFK. They STAND for something. They're not abbreviated words, they're acronyms, that have become common in Internet speak. And sometimes, when you gotta pee, typing in BRB is SO much quicker than saying "Pardon me, I must retire to the bathroom before I have an accident."


HOWEVER....
Things like: plz, u, r, n e way. These make me grit my teeth. More often than not they make me yell. I absolutely laid into a poor guild member today for saying n e way. That one bothers me more than any of them, for one simple reason.... *draws a deep breath*


IT'S ONE LETTER LESS! ONE TINY, INSIGNIFICANT LETTER! ARE YOU REALLY SAVING TIME BY DOING THAT? NO! I DON'T THINK YOU ARE!


I'm done now. And I really am going to bed, LOL.








OK, quick story (then I need to go to bed, too!)


Last semester I student taught 7th grade language arts. So, my first week, I took home almost 120 papers with me to read over. No lie, nearly 80% of the papers had SOOOOOOOOOO many of those lazy abbreviations in them, and a good 10% didn't use CAPITALIZATION or any discernable amount of PUNCTUATION.


SEVENTH GRADERS.



I can forgive the occasional comma splice or homonym, but darn it, type "you" rather than "u", don't use acronyms like LOL, and for heaven's sakes, CAPITALIZE THE FIRST LETTER OF THE FIRST WORD IN EVERY SENTENCE!



AIM/AOL has made kids (and lots of adults) lazy beyond belief!








Mawie Odaka
Master Dancer
Master Swordswoman
Rebel Colonel
Reiella
Thu Jul 08, 2004 10:18 pm
#12

Can you give me "x-species hair" when I'm not of that species.


Why do you charge? All you do is press some buttons.


Why won't you stat migrate me while I'm overt?


Can you give me your look? [Annoying because I then feel obligated to change my own look again ]


You mastered before the patch, didn't you?



Master Image Designer
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Teras Kasi Student (Brawler 4400)
Novice Fencer (Fencer 1010)
Third Asteroid on the Right
Neige
Fri Jul 09, 2004 1:56 am
#13

I hate when, at the 8th minute of a stat migration the following line comes up:


it -why did the window close ?

me - what do you think that "cancel" button was for ?





sidenote to devs add a messagebox warning, or exchange cancel for "abort".



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