Image Designer Archive
Thread: Image Designer customer stories please share :)
Hm.. This isn't really a story... but I just had to share it.
I was doing ID on two girls. One wanted to be the exact same height as the other. Well, I need to check the height number on the first girl so I could match her friend. Well, it just so happens, she was dueling and became incapped... so when I typed /im, I got this message:
http://bloodfin.cytherea.org/poorbrittin.jpg
At least the devs have some sense of humor. 
Hehe, Koralan is a guy. 
I had just given him a new ponytail. If you look closely, you can see that he has a full beard.
But yeah, the way his torso looks... it makes it seem like he has breasts. Hehe. Darn those max muscle, miniumum weight guys.
So I get this tell "hi"
Now, I get about 40 tells a day that start with "hi" from people I don't know. What I would love is a hi followed by what the person wants because I'm the queen of mistells and usually end up saying in /gu "so how big do you want your chest?" or "define a sl*tty outfit". I hate tell hell!
"Can u do my hair." Oh no. It's a "u".
"I'm located on Talus." This is standard. That conveys thatI'm not traveling while sounding like information. A lot of image designers on my server have quit and lately I'm getting tells from all reaches of the galaxy.
"Ummm well it's my first day, I'm at bestine. Can u come here?"
I explained to her that it would cost me 2500 credits and at least 45 minutes to go there and back. I felt a little bad for her because she was new, and just didn't know what she was asking me to do - but I was not dragging my a$$ to bestine.
n'Jessi
I'm reviving this thread. *performs CPR* Because I love reading these, LOL So here's my next story (this is on my new character, I have two accounts, both of whom have mastered ID!)
I was in the Theed Cantina revelling in being a master ID again after two days' hard grinding, when I got a request to do ID on someone. I said sure, grouped him and we sat down. I asked him what he was looking for. He asked first for the biggest 'fro the game has. I gave it to him, he was amused and accepted. This is when it started to get interesting, so I'll write it in dialogue form.
Him: Can you make my muscles as big as possible?
Me: *checks* They're already as big as they can be.
Him: Oh, ok. Can you make my eyes as big as possible?
Me: Sure. *does so*
Him: that's good, can you make my muscles as big as possible?
Me: ...*scrolls up to make sure I didn't miss something* Uhm, they're already as big as possible, you already asked me that.
Him: Oh, okay. Sorry. Can you make my eyes as small as possible?
Me: ...You just had me make them as BIG as possible.
Him: Oh, that's right. Well, can you make my muscles as big as possible?
Me: *takes a very large aspirin* You already asked me that...
Him: Oh. Sorry. Can you make my eyes as small as possible?
Me: No, sorry.
Him: Why not?
Me: Eyes are bugged, if they're as big as possible I can't change them. *Asks forgiveness for the blatant lie to the dumbest person on my server*
Him: Oh, that's weird...can you make my muscles as big as possible?
Me: (LD)
(The next day)
Him: Hi, can you make my eyes as small as possible?
Me: Sprechen sie Deutsch?
Him: (LD)
HAHAHAHAHA That is one of the most fun experiences I've ever had.
Fuschia Darkwalker - Master ID/Master Dancer
MUSoprano wrote:
Me: Sprechen sie Deutsch?
HAHAHAH!! Oh God, you don't mind if I steal that from you do you? That was hilarious Fuschia, thank you.
By all means, feel free to steal away. I'm a German minor in college, and I figured this guy wouldn't have a clue what I was saying, since he had pretty obvious problems with English... LOL
Fuschia
Today, I had an experience that makes being everything I've ever done as a master image designer - on both my characters - worth every second, and also renewed my faith that karma does indeed exist!
I have a fellow guild member... a great guy, but has always enjoying trolling entertainers for some unknown reason. Amazingly, he likes and respects me and we've never had an issue (mainly because I made it known up front that if he did it to me I'd kill him). But he gets his kicks out of torturing entertainers and is generally regarded as the reason the devs invented the /denyservice command. LOL Today, he got his first holocron... and guess what he has to master?
Yep. Image Designer.
I am praying to the gods of SOE that his next two say "dancer" and "Musician". I don't think I could contain my glee. LOL
Fuschia Darkwalker - Master ID/Master Dancer
MUSoprano wrote:
By all means, feel free to steal away. I'm a German minor in college, and I figured this guy wouldn't have a clue what I was saying, since he had pretty obvious problems with English... LOL
Fuschia
Lol 
I LOVE these stories