Image Designer Archive

Thread: Things you hate to hear Customers say.

Bambi-Lowca
Sun Aug 08, 2004 6:36 am
#157

I have yet to do this.. but the next timea male humanreally pisses me off during an ID.. (and is wearing full armor) this is what I'm going to do:


Put the Jaw and Cheek bars up all the way.

Put the Chin bar all the way down.

Put the Mouth bar all the way up.

Put the Lips bar all the way down.

Put the Eye Size as big as it will go.

Put the Eye Angle bar all the way down.

Put the Eye Shape bar all the way down.

Put the Nose Length bar all the way down (tiny nose).

Put the Nose Width bar all the way down.

Put the Nose Pretrusion bar all the way down.

Change the eye color to a pale blue.

Make them bald.

Take away any facial hair.

Change eyebrows to small, and make them white.

Give them pale skin.

Make them the shortest height (they might notice this change if they're at the tallest height..)



BAAAM! Instant Smeagol.



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Image Designer 4/4/4/3, Master Rifleman (Finally)
DaAhn
Mon Aug 09, 2004 11:23 am
#158






Bambi-Lowca wrote:

I have yet to do this.. but the next timea male humanreally pisses me off during an ID.. (and is wearing full armor) this is what I'm going to do:


Put the Jaw and Cheek bars up all the way.

Put the Chin bar all the way down.

Put the Mouth bar all the way up.

Put the Lips bar all the way down.

Put the Eye Size as big as it will go.

Put the Eye Angle bar all the way down.

Put the Eye Shape bar all the way down.

Put the Nose Length bar all the way down (tiny nose).

Put the Nose Width bar all the way down.

Put the Nose Pretrusion bar all the way down.

Change the eye color to a pale blue.

Make them bald.

Take away any facial hair.

Change eyebrows to small, and make them white.

Give them pale skin.

Make them the shortest height (they might notice this change if they're at the tallest height..)



BAAAM! Instant Smeagol.






Oh yeah

And as Bambi told me earlier, you can do this to them if they say "make me look cool" And when they freak out you tell them "you look like Smeagol, I think it looks pretty cool"


Good one Bambi((hugs))






Da'Ahn Ont-Ra-Master Image Designer/Medical Professor-Lowca
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Vorpaks
Mon Aug 09, 2004 4:06 pm
#159

Bah. Recieved my first sexual come on last night. I ignored him. So much for claiming I've never seen any sickos. They do always wait until the timer is at 5 seconds don't they?



Paks
Master Ranger/Master Creature Handler
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Erann
Tue Aug 10, 2004 9:58 am
#160

hahaha Just flirt back it helps tips. Worst case you develop a group club that gets mad because your too busy working to go interact for them. I've had my share... they make great escape people for when you need a break.


I had to run out of a tent and a guy offered 30K for the stat... Sigh I always was attracted for credits.




MeiYuki

Ache Me on! I love stalking my Prey.
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Cirroco_Una
Tue Aug 10, 2004 7:22 pm
#161

Wow is this still up?

YAY I got a thread record! GO ME! ^_^

Well nothing to complain about right now but I did recieve a rather nifty request.

Five overt imps came into bestine tent a few days back while I was the only Master ID there, they were all in stormy armor with varios "Master *combatprof name here*" titles and all wanted the same thing, to look just like the clone troopers.

It was very cool to see a group like that playing out the roles of stormies so accurately.

I also got another nifty one recently, a female zabrak Dark Jedi Knight who wanted to look like a nightsister, she'd already made quite a good costume with some tantel armor and various clothing add ons. I changed her tattoos do a pale green and gave her the sheet white skin and black hair. She really did look like a nightsister when we were all done, very cool.



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