Fencer Archive
Thread: A fencer, a cert, and a retard walk into a bar....
And they come out with the final cert for fencer, being a stun baton.
Really......why in the freeg?
You'd think the final cert would be a fencing sword, or a sword, or maybe a sword, or maybe a dagger....
But a stun baton? That just seems so wrong...it makes me laugh so hard inside, that I don't laugh at all.
Please enlighten me.
what a... creative way to post it.
it is up here so that it is difficult to get a weapon with stun damage, making it so only fencers have it.
You are taking me the wrong way....
Sure, stun is good, sure we can only get them....that's great.
I am saying since it is a fencer.....they should have a sword or something, be there final weapon cert.....make it a stun sword or super sword or whateva...i could care less.....it has to be sword.....
We are not the super trained baton men....**edit**? Really? We would be called batoners or something....we are FENCERS. Make sense what I'm trying to put across?
If i was going to use a baton as my primary/ class specific weapon, i think i would have become a batonist..... you know joined the cheerleading squad.....
I think that a commando's final cert should be a slingshot. Just seems fitting, if our final cert is a freegan energized twig.
Woohoo, I stunned someone with my super twig.
Well... i am using a stun baton almost every fight and i so much like it... It is 113-163 damages 2.6 speed. Ok... my cureved look better 97-223 2.2 speed but agaist strong kinetic resistance enemy nothing can be compare to my stun baton.
Saryon Echo
Fencer 4 4 4 3
Intrepid
Honestly, I mean, whats up with the stun batons man? While they are not as bad as they USED to be, I still have people come up to me and ask, "What is that!?" When I tell them it is the 'Best' weapon a fencer can get, much laughing follows. On many occasions I have even had friends mention the fact that it looked like a female...ermm, well...'toy'.
/shrug
If you are asking what a stun baton is good for or why it is a high cert, then you are not using it correctly.
Stun batons destroy targets with armor of any type and targets that have high kinetic resists. There are a few targets with Stun resist, but very very few.