Entertainer Archive

I was in the middle of a musician class that Tandaava had put together. I was speaking through tells to a friend and was explaining to him that though he's my favorite sybling, I don't get to speak to my brother very much because he is currently enjoying an all expense paid stay with the State of Arizona (ie he's in prision). Unfortunately I accidentily typed in a ; instead of a ' at the beginning of the tell and ended up saying it in spatial in the middle of class. About two seconds later I get a tell from Tand saying "Well that was a pretty interesting mistell". I don't think I stopped blushing the rest of that class, and I mean blushing IRL.

I constantly get /gu and /gc confused...

**warning, slightly risque**

My guildmate and I were both dancing in the same group. In guildchat, she was telling me about another guildmate who is a heavy PvP'er helping her learn the ins and outs of PvP. She mentioned that he even gave her some pieces of Comp armor, but not the pants for some reason. I and another guildmate started to tease her and make comments on why he would do this. I typed "/gc Maybe he wants to get into your pants." Everyone in our group started asking who I mistelled about.

One of our band members (he knows who he is) was making an ass of himself. I have pictures of all the band members, and am thinking about someday putting up a webpage. So I was complaining to the band leader about X, and said "Wait till X see's what I wrote about him on the web page". Except I did it in groupchat rather than as a reply.

My worst one was - I used to be an entertainer a while back and, well, I'm married IRL and in game (my husband and I play together ^^) which, as you can guess might cause a little friction with customers who wish to flirt etc. Well one time I had a rather annoying, insistive person who just did not know when to stop in tells and I accidentally told him exactly where he could shove it... in guild chat... needless to say there was some explaining to do after that.

Message Edited by Dreysander on 11-29-2004 05:52 AM

When I chose the character name Sultaana, I didn't realize the reversal of two letters next to each other would become an embarassing typo that many people use. Its always followed by lots of apologies, however.

Best I ever heard came from a friend, during the period between mounts and cities going into the game and vehicles.

Dropped randomly into chat:

"WINDOWS CLIPBOARD WAS NULL!/gallop"

I have NO idea how he didn't see what he'd just typed and all activity ceased for a good 5-10 minutes as we all laughed ourselves stupid.

'/r There's an overt imp at -565 5300 & I'm teffed, come meet me quick' isn't a clever thing to type when you're a teffed rebel who ALWAYS gets your ' & ; buttons mixed up. I then compunded the error by trying to retell it to the correct person instead of in spatial when I really should have been watching the screen, an act which I'd got about halfway through when i heard the sound of about 30 punches landing in half a second as my master commando got an ass-whoopin TKM style.

/gu I have never seen a grown man pleasuring a camel