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Thread: Droid Haiku, come add your own.

Deidre_DE
Fri Mar 19, 2004 11:49 am
#1

Deidre_DE
Fri Mar 19, 2004 11:54 am
#2

what the heck happened? I'll have to repost...
TheRealTK421
Fri Mar 19, 2004 12:00 pm
#3

I have to hide now


I get lambasted all night


Now crating droid brains


(sorry, best I could do on short notice.)


/bow

Respectfully,





TheRealTK421 a.k.a. "Doughbacca"
SWG DE Correspondent
Co-Founding member of Ahazi DENet & SWG DEA (Droid Engineer Association)
"I think all right-thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. ...I'm certainly not. And I'm sick and tired of being told that I am."


Deidre_DE
Fri Mar 19, 2004 12:07 pm
#4

(For those who dont remember, haiku is done in 5,7, and then 5 more syllables.)


Here are 4 joined Haiku, a tribute to R2D2



Tatooine sundown

Little droid with big hopes leaves

An Empire falls


Little droid hacking

A princess in cell block 5

The heroes deploy


Caught in a trash bin?

Call your helpful droid friends, NOW!

Who is the hero now?


X-Wing is burning

Stabilizers are damaged

R2 saves the day


-------


Here are a couple stand alones.


Oil bath a bubbling

Droid shop is spotlessly clean

Customers seem scarce


Epitaph for droids

Pokemon victorious

Star Wars this is not
Deidre_DE
Fri Mar 19, 2004 12:08 pm
#5

Good enough! We share a server, and I have avoided bugging you for that very reason.



Dedire


TheRealTK421
Fri Mar 19, 2004 12:14 pm
#6






Deidre_DE wrote:

Good enough! We share a server, and I have avoided bugging you for that very reason.


Dedire



Uhhh...huh? I'm not on Starsider. You have a toon on Ahazi?

If so...that was just my haiku. I'm not actually doing this right now.

(but, it is true that I'm getting peppered with /tells and emails).



/bow

Respectfully,






TheRealTK421 a.k.a. "Doughbacca"
SWG DE Correspondent
Co-Founding member of Ahazi DENet & SWG DEA (Droid Engineer Association)
"I think all right-thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. ...I'm certainly not. And I'm sick and tired of being told that I am."


Ackdel
Fri Mar 19, 2004 12:14 pm
#7

New Droid Engineer

Learning about combat droids

He feelslike crying.




Crowne Morril
12pt Droid Engineer - 14pt Artisan (Retired)
Lorde Morril - "He'll zerg your Cloudsong"
starcraftWS
Fri Mar 19, 2004 12:16 pm
#8

mind-numbing drivel

sanity slips away more

the ignore list grows



- I support ATK people and playstyles
My baloney has a first name. It's c-o-m-b-a-t.
My baloney has a second name is u-p-g-r-a-d-e.



Two accounts cancelled due to SOE's continued idiocy
Pallida
Fri Mar 19, 2004 12:28 pm
#9

I live to craft droids


But the Devs blindly rule all


Now matters are worse




ssssssssssssssSSS(:-<






- Account: Master TKA (cancelled)
- Account: Master Doctor (cancelled)
- Account: Smuggler (cancelled)
- Account: Master Chef (cancelled)
- Account: Master Droid Engineer (activity suspended pending developments)
Total loss of annual revenue (SOE): ~$715US to ~$900US
- Bad press: Priceless
Should Sony and Lucas Arts be worried? (15000 users * 5 accts = ~$13MIL in potential lost gross annual revenue) If I were the CEO for either LA or SOE, I would certainly be worried.
Virtanis
Fri Mar 19, 2004 12:43 pm
#10


WOW beta started

How Sony starts to panic

Refreshing inbox






"You Droid Engineers have had to suffer through some tough times. The Devs do not hate the profession and have plans to address some of the larger concerns."
- Q-3PO 10/23/03 1st Annual Droid Engineering Academy Awards

- Fortium - Master Droid Engineer - Master Artisan - Grumpy Advocate for Droids and DE's -
- Proprietor of CF Industries Droidworks -
Naboo: -6600, 3450; Tatooine: -680, -4290; Dantooine: -772, 2860; Corellia: -140, -5500;

Jnath
Fri Mar 19, 2004 2:07 pm
#11

--The Grind--


Advanced Droid Frame Unit


Making Them by the Millions


All for no Purpose





Jenar
Master Droid Engineer
Director - Cabal of the Toothy Maw
Cult of Sarlacc (Starsider)

"It's the accumulation of small pinpricks over time that causes one to bleed to death" -- Shian Tavkin, Master Droid Engineer/Master Artisan
Kilarny
Fri Mar 19, 2004 2:32 pm
#12

Beep boop beep beep beep


Whistle beep boop beep chirp boop


Beep chirp beep boop PING!


errgon
Fri Mar 19, 2004 4:03 pm
#13

Mightion's show wins


Droid invasion this is not


We Weep.


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