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Thread: Droid Haiku, come add your own.
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Mightion
Sat Mar 20, 2004 1:03 am
#14
An R3 with six mods.
A new Probot is its foe.
Size does not matter.
The fight is intense.
The droids exchange bolts and blasts.
What? The fight is over.
The R3 stands proud.
The probot is in many parts.
This was not foreseen.
But wait! What is this!
It is a Droid Repair Kit B!
The probot is fixed!
The customer speaks.
"This is your best combat droid?"
It is as feared.
"Where is the armor?
Is it not made of metal?
What of the resists?"
"What can this droid tank?
A nuna might be too much.
And the price you ask?"
"My gurreck is strong.
It has three times the HAM.
And it cost ten K."
"Seven brains you say?
Hours of factory time?
You want sixty K?"
The sale is now lost,
The droids return to their pads.
Who was invaded?
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