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Thread: If Star Wars was SWG...
LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ooo im crying im laughin soo hard. this is the best ever.
Bounty Hunter ~~ Teras Kasi Master
Both Earen and Baroun that's some good stuff.
Here's my addition to your list for Episode 1. Could someone else do Episode 2, 4, 5, 6.
Episode 1
- Anakin couldn’t finish building 3po cause no ditanium steel spawned on his server.
- Even if ditanium steel did spawn he wouldn’t be able to afford 500 steel units at 3,000 credits off of the bazaar terminal in Mos Espa.
- And even if Anakin had enough steel, there’s no way he would have been able to afford grinding in an expensive profession like droid engineer.
- To earn money for the new hyperdrive all Qui-Gon had to do was run some delivery missions.
- In Watto’s shop:
o“Credits will do fine”.
o“No they won’t”.
o“Credits will do fine”.
o“No they won’t. What do you think you some kind of jedi waving your hand around like that?” (Qui-Gon then picks up a 5 minute TEF and gets slain by that old lady). - Believe it or not Jar Jar has some artisan skills cause he helped Anakin work on his pod.
- Qui-Gon was at least a novice artisan cause he had a two sided dice.
- Sebulba was getting his battle fatigue healed from his PVP earlier with Jar Jar with the help of some twileks before the race.
- Instead of racing pods they would be racing dewbacks or chickens.
- There’s no way the tusken’s could have fired at a fast rate with a tusken rifle.
- Jar Jar was mind poisoned from that eopie that made a fart in his face.
- What would they have done had they critically failed when installing the hyperdrive after getting it from Watto.
- Darth Maul wouldn’t have enough skill points to be a dark jedi knight as well as a bounty hunter and pilot so he couldn’t have used the seeker droids.
- Gungans could easily win the final battle cause there were no battle droids and droid dekas like Earen mentioned, but also cause they could finally ride chickens into battle.
- There’s no way possible that the Trade Federation could have that many droids cause there’s a five droid limit per person. Plus imagine how many batteries those things would eat up. Droid Engs would be the richest people on the Episode 1 SWG server.
- Darth maul got slain because he lagged.
- Senator Palpatine would use his blue lightning to fry SOE cause he didn't like the $15 per month fee.
Somewhere I hear George Lucas' lawyers getting ready to hand down a lawsuit.
Supervisor Droid: Oh bugger not more aquasitions. You are a Protocol Droid are you not
C3P0: I am C3P0 Human..
Supervisor Droid: Yes or No will do
C3P0: Well Yes
Supervisior Droid: How many languages do you speak?
C3P0: One
Supervisor Droid: Bugger!, oh well we already have an interpretor stood next to Jabba anyway so we dont need you for that, perhaps if we built a shuttleport we'd have a job for you.........
Supervisor Droid: Guard dont bother with a restrianing bolt, just transfer the PCD to Jabbas datapad, that'll stop him obeying anyone else!
C3P0: Artoo dont leave me, uuurrrgggghhhhh!
R2D2: Bidibeep Burdip
Supervisor Droid: Your a fiesty little one, but you'll respect me once your in my datapad. I have need for you to be part of the furniture on the masters sail barge, and I think you'll fill in nicely, except that only NPC droids get to have the drinks table on top of them!
Supervisor Droid: and dont even think about ejecting lightsabres from your dome or electrocuting Salacious Crub, or freeing Leia, droids cant do any of that here MUHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
(ok so I got a little carried away at the end)
I hear that Episode III is gonna be 2 hours of Anikin and Padme sampling for Intrusive ore on Naboo....
Madrox wrote:
Leia: "/t Han I love you"
Han: "/r I know"
Good one!
