Droid Engineer Archive

Hoshi, some of those were truely classic!!!!!!!!!

Lando: Having trouble with your Droid?

Han: How long have you got?.........

HOLOGRAM OF DARTH SIDIOUS: I've spent fifteen years constructing this needlessly complicated scheme to take over the Republic, and now you're telling me this mighty droid army of yours consists of one droid? And I thought I told you to kill those Jedi!

NUTE GUNRAY: My lord, we have five droids. We can send them in one at a time.

RUNE HAAKO: No we can't! The blockade is finished, Lord Sidious! We have TC-Seventeen out serving drinks to the Jedi!

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Vampiric_Hoshi wrote:

...the following quotes would have been:

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OMG!! That was funny. The people in the offices next to me are starting to poke their heads in so I gotta get a grip.

It's a Star Wars thing...you wouldn't understand.

I especially liked this one:

"LEIA: Luke, don't talk that way. You have a power droidI--I don't understand and could never get to work"

no, he's dead.

These posts are too funny!

I'm so glad we still have our sense of humor. It makes scrapping off all the rust (because of all the tears) from myuseless droids somuch easier....

Earen

MEDICAL DROID: *Low Power*

Awesome

this thread has made it worth becoming DE...this is hilarious!

Only quote missing so far is:

Power Droid: *GONK*

- luke and obiwan coulda been in alderan faster because there is not as much loading time if they took the shuttle.

- luke couda crafted 60 lightsaber and put it on him self and 50 more if he had carried a tech pack

- luke woulda used r2d2 to heal everyone while not at the medic center.

- Rebels could have just do the missions at Imperial retreat to get close to vader and the emperor. gains access to the retreat and could PK everyone inside while the emperors guards would just stand there and watch.

- ATSTs wouldnt have able to attack the ewoks unless they kept targetting then saying "k" or "attack"

- luke wouldnt have got stuck in the snow and almost died if he had only kept 5 or 10 more cupas in his data pad. or just used the cupas bone and hide to make a camp.

-obiwan did not have to die if he took up Master doctor and just healed himself everytime he got hit.

- IF BUBBA FETT DESIDED HE DID NOT WANNA BE BH ANYMORE HE WOULD HAVE TO WALK UP HILL INSTEAD OF RUNNING.

- theunderwater city wouldnt have been destroyed at all... because they cant attack while swimming

He's a site I learned about while a commando. You can make your own movies. Hopefully better than this one...

http://www.fanta.dk/showmovie.asp?mid=1EAB4A6E-7136-4D8F-9154-CCC54E08C629

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Ep 1

"Are you braindead! I'm not going in there with two Jedi. Send a graul." - That snivelly trade fed. guy

Ep 2

"Oh my, Droid Engineers making machines! How perverse." - C3PO

Ep 3

I dunno, but if George is directing it and writing the script, someone will be told something about their destiny.

Ep 4

"I don't recall ever owning a droid that worked" - Obi Wan

Ep 5

"Problem with your droid?" - Lando ( yeah, I know. This needs no parody)

Ep 6

"To destroy the Deathstar we must:

1) Jam the Uplink Terminal (requires Bounty Hunter: Investigation II)
2) Slice the Security Terminal (requires Smuggler, Slicing I: Terminals)
3) DNA sequence the Override Terminal (requires Novice Bio-Engineer)
4) Switch alignment of the Power Regulator (requires Commando, Heavy Support Weapons I)
5) Activate overload at primary terminal (requires Novice Squad Leader)
6) Prevent theDeathstar from "shutdown" activate-able by any defending declared player. If the defenders are successful in the shutdown, there is a 5min "reboot sequence" before you can attempt step 5 again." - Admiral Ackbaar.