Droid Engineer Archive
Thread: You know you are a Droid Engineer when...
Excellent post :-)
Just shows you how much of a joke the Droid Engineer profession is.
AND I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE HOLOCRON SAID SMUGGLERS NEED THE MOST LOVE!!!
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Yeah let's help the drugdealers...
...you made your first DZ70 combat droid and watched it get 0wned by a durni.
...you LOVE making 19,000 advanced droid frames because "Hey, the beat the heck out of grinding mouse droids."
So true...except my first DZ70 got beat down by a settler.
...you are 1 ofonly 10 people on your server that is harvesting Duralloy Steel with all stats that are below 100.
...you own a Binary Load Lifter and a Power Droid.
.....When you can make 5 times the credits that your profession produces doing simple missions solo.
....When you can fully recognize the uselessness of over half of your product.
You know your a DE when:
....a customer asked if the Protocol can be outfitted with the same fighting module that a probot has.
...you are forced to tell your customers that your droids suck aka lvl 6 storage holds 10 items, and probots are weaker than entertianers with CDEF pistols.
--Gefuri Ada, Master Droid Engineer
....when you realize how much droids suck after reaching lvl 3 bluesprints, decide to go to the forums and rant....
...then after a week of ranting you stop and occassionally throw your anger out there about it....
....then after 2 months of irritation you dont have the energy to rant about it anymore :/ and you get a second proffession to keep you busy while you wait. maybe even a second account 
....
...When you sell more decorations than a master architect.
...When you see a Large house and ponder how many months it will take to buy one
...when you have dreams about your MSE droid eating a cowardly gurreck...
Drashk wrote:...you are 1 of only 10 people on your server that is harvesting Duralloy Steel with all stats that are below 100.
...you own a Binary Load Lifter and a Power Droid.
Ditto except you forgot to mention that you have to go to the middle of nowhere on Lok to find the duralloy steel.