Droid Engineer Archive
Thread: Whats the Funniest thing you have heard from you customers?
Lets post a few and get a laugh...
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Customer: I can't wait to get this Droid do i can make Usese!
Me: What level Are you in armorsmithing?
Customer: Armorsmith? What do you mean? Dosent this come with an Armor Crafting Tool?
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(After sending the current Bug list to potential Customer)
Customer: So what CAN Droids do?
Me: I sell Statues of Probots for 2.5k.
Customer: Ill take one.
Ok, I'll bite:
Customer: I bought a droid from you so I can have Item Storage space..what does the other stuff do?
Me: What droid did you buy?
Customer: It says "ADV surgical Droid with level 6 medical/Chem-Food station and Item 4 Storage"
Me: So you paid 25k for item 4 storage?
Customer: Yeah...I wanted it really badly.
That one kinda caught me unprepared.
Zorak - Master DE - Bria Server
had this guy bug me for like 20 minutes asking me questions. I could tell he was beeting around the bush. I gently pressured him and I finally found out what he wanted.His dream droid wasan advanced protocol droid (ie. C3P0) so he could give it a blaster rifle.
When I tried to explain how the current implementation of the game works. He said fine give me an R2 unit. At least they have missles.
"LOL!
Did both of the crafting stations work in that? "
Well thats pretty close to beint the funniest I've heard so far.
Did both of the crafting stations work in that? "
Well thats pretty close to beint the funniest I've heard so far. )
Okay, Okay...
Im still a novice and forgot Medical, was not a module.
Funny on how this got turned on me.
A customer purchased a loaded probot from me one evening - first droid. He leaves a happy customer. A minute later:
Customer: What does the Release command do?
Me: It basically sets your droid free, never to be under your control again. Best not to even program it.
Customer: [pause]...oh...Can you make me another one?
I felt bad for him, so I cut him a very nice deal on the replacement. 
Customer: So seeker droids track down people right?
Me: Yep for BH, fugitives.
Customer: Ya but one guy attacked me and I want to hunt him down.
Me: You mean another player?
Customer: Ya.
Me: We're not useful enough to do somthing like that.
Customer: Oh.
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Are you a Bounty Hunter? DO you need to get stuff done? Well you need Seeker Droids and Probe Droids!
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Customer: I'll take a probot
Me: You mean a Probe droid?
Customer: No, a probot
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Customer: I'll take a Seeker
Me: Ok, how many?
Customer: Just one
Me: And your a Bounty Hunter right?
Customer: No
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Customer: I'll take some
Me: How many of each?
Customer: 3 Seekers and a Probe please
Me: Ok they're ready
Customer: Thanks
Me: NP
Customer: What do they do and how do I use them?
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I've had so many people come to me asking those questions.
Tuesday Night I get the following in /tells ( I will spell correctly even though the actual text he sent was borderline illegible ) :
Player: Do you sell seekers and probes for BH?
Me: Yes
Player: How much are they and do they have multiple charges now?
Me: Yes they have multiple charges. I sell the seekers for 1850 and Arakyd probesfor 2500.
Player: That's too expensive.
I then explain that the NPC vendors used to sell seekers for 200 ea with one charge
Player: Oh I'll use them then.
Me: They are no longer active.
Player: Ok, I'll use the vendors.
Wednesday Night:
SamePlayer: Do you sell seekers and probes for bounty hunters?
Me: Yes
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