Doctor Archive

anyone got any?

yeah, whats yours?

Here is my story,

Im in a pretty heavy PVP guild. So at any one time as a doc i get like 25 rez requests. I get kinda confused with them all comming in i don't pay attention to who is asking i just look at the location and im off.

Well we have this jedi sentinal who loves to get into trouble, so he gets ganked and calls me to rez him, he doesnt tell me that the four djk's that ganked him are camping his body. Nor does he tell me that he camped two of the djk's the other night, and repeatedly killed every doc that came by to rez them. So, me unknowing and stupid, i fly into Yav4 where he is surely dead, i see click his name in my group (we were already grouped) and i hit /drag.

Here comes the jedi im trying to rez, sliding on the ground and it looks like he is pulling a jedi train, cuz the four djk's are right behind him, with my tef they start whacking the crap out of me. Im also CM so i toss a couple of poisons, and nuke em, but its too late for me. I die....................

I say screw this and clone and go back to what i was doing.......then, i get another request, same jedi, same location, same djk's, but do i pay attention and not go....................no, i like an idiot go right back and get ganked again...... goh, idiot!

Hope that is a good enough one.

when i was novice doc i went into PvP live event and try to heal ppl who were takng those black stormies.....i was unbuffed un armored with a TEF on me.....

I went on a hunt with a group one time and started to wonder why everyone was yelling at me to heal them. Completly forgot I was a doc

Elood- Trader - Retired AS/SW
Elood'- Jedi- I know, I suck. Bite me
Dark Sword, Naboo 6932 2054 Loots

Wrath you're not stupid just a really loyal player...nice to hear and rare to see dont ever let anyone say you're stupid and you didnt whine.Would've loved to have seen that scene as a movie sounds hilarious lol.

Back in november 03 I had just mastered doc for the forst time as a noob with 2 weeks of playing under my belt.I came across a reb npc and an imp npc blasting the cack out of each other and stood there trying to heal the reb npc I got really angry that he would not let me heal him and told him he was an ignorant wally for not even bothering to speak to me while I was trying to help him..I thought the whole community was full of uber arrogant players who had made it to storm trooper or elite rebel special forces who were too uber to talk to noobs...

Well there is more where that came from........................

Same guild, but now iactually wanted some action, im cm doc, so i cant really do anything, but if in a good group, i can certainly help out.

We are in cnet, three of us, overt, and a whole slue of imps pop up, red dot hell, felt like the marines in alien 2 when the aliens were in the ceiling. I start chucking poo, and trying to heal my self, and my two compadres. Well the other group aint got no docs so they all start dropping like flies, and crying, and boo hoo crap. We all manage to hang in there and actually start to win. My heal macro is all worn out by now, and we limp away and i realize, im on fire. I try to extinguish but alas, my mind too low to do anything, so incap 1. im laying there looking for my blue milk to drink real quick to get enough mind to heal my butt. Wake up from incap, forgot to hit blue milk button, hit fire blanket instead i incap myself.

So that is two strikes, now, i am really paying attention to my blue milk as the incap timer winds down, come out of the incap and guess who is there,straggling impjust shows up, whack whack tripple incap. AHHHHHHHHHH.

However, my buds come running around the corner and get the guy. So me and theimp show up at the same cloner, and he was flaming the crap out of me for being a cheap cm, i tell him, im not a cheap cm im a cheap cm doc. I end up buffing him for while he is flamming me. Doesnt matter, i get called a newb with no skill despite my 3 other alts and reign of like 1 year playing. oh well....

I got a mail the other day from a prospective customer, it went something like this:

HELO IM AT UR VENDER AN THER ARNT NE BUFFZ. I NEED BUFFZ PLZ CAN U MKAE ME SUM BUFFZ PLZ.

I checked the vendor and counted up 232 sets of buffs... three different kinds all in travel packs clearly labeled. I responded and told him how to use the "next page" button on the vendor.

I also had a funny conversation the other day, it went like this:

dummy: "Hi can you buff me plz"

me: "No"

dummy: "Why"

me: "Because I don't want to"

dummy: "You're a horrible doctor, the worst I ever met"

me: /addignore

Voltrox - Master Loot Whore, 12 point kill-stealer
Lacci - Master Doc / Musician 4000 / Dancer 4003 (+25 med exp, +25 med assy, +25 music enh, +25 dance enh)
Selling buffs and other medical supplies at 2 S Main in Brenn, Naboo, and -195 -5830 near Coronet.

Rimy the Shrubber

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