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Thread: The Doctor, The Bounty Hunter and the Jedi

I_Luv_Wob
Thu Oct 21, 2004 4:41 pm
#1


Funny little story:


I'm standing in C-Net, waiting for a shuttle, and I get a tell....


BUFF ME


I think to myself What the heck? I don't public buff, and I sure as hell don't buff anyone that rude. So, I reply back... I'm not buffing. Sorry.


10 seconds later


BUFF ME


K, I'm a bit annoyed, but, hey, I can use the xp (Sob, I'm really not going for jedi! Really, Please don't hunt me) I tell back 10k.


BUFF ME FOR FREE. YOU OWE ME.


Ok, this settles it. I'm getting ready to /duel and whip out my Vibroknucks... I spot the mark. Glowstick in hand wearing robes. Evil goes through my brain....


I check friends lists, see my best friend (BH) I ask where he was, CNET! WOOT. I give the name, ask him to take the mission. He tells me DO NOT START BUFFING, I'll get a TEF (Don't know if this is true, but hey, why take the chance)


I tell Jedi come to the corner while I make a special Jantaa blood buff JUST FOR HIM. I put on the robes, and pull a droid with no power. I /tell him back, My droid is dead. I have a friend coming with a fresh one.


Meanwhile I keep getting


BUFF ME NOW

BUFF ME NOW

BUFF ME NOW


But the Jedi is still waiting... Lo and behold I see my chum, and a cute little red and white R3 named BuffStar. Awww, how cute.... And he's coming to us.... And what is that number above his head?? Its counting down!


*BOOM*


The BH then finished the job. DB, Payout. Bliss


I get hate tells, my pal gets hate tells. I just respond Learn some manners.....


Sad part is, most Jedi I know would have killed him for me for being such an ass. I figure this way he'll learn a lesson about asking a doc and DEMANDING from a doc. I STILL can't figure out why I owed him a buff!



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Lok-Robster
Thu Oct 21, 2004 4:48 pm
#2

heh. nice story.


Bum Jedi gets What He Deserves



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Knocky
Thu Oct 21, 2004 7:06 pm
#3

I love reading about Jedi getting WTFPWNED


Foodaddy
Thu Oct 21, 2004 7:10 pm
#4

LOLOLOLOLOLOL


five stars for joo



SKipper straubenator
daz007
Thu Oct 21, 2004 7:33 pm
#5

Sweet!




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Can't do itanymore...

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Ezane
Thu Oct 21, 2004 8:53 pm
#6

Nice



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BountyHunts
Thu Oct 21, 2004 9:17 pm
#7

U deserve hate tells, he might be a jackass, but u sure proved ur the same



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daz007
Thu Oct 21, 2004 9:28 pm
#8






BountyHunts wrote:

U deserve hate tells, he might be a jackass, but u sure proved ur the same






How is that nOOb?




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Can't do itanymore...

Account ends Dec. 8
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SpicyChani
Fri Oct 22, 2004 2:02 am
#9






I_Luv_Wob wrote:


Funny little story:


I'm standing in C-Net, waiting for a shuttle, and I get a tell....


BUFF ME


I think to myself What the heck? I don't public buff, and I sure as hell don't buff anyone that rude. So, I reply back... I'm not buffing. Sorry.


10 seconds later


BUFF ME


K, I'm a bit annoyed, but, hey, I can use the xp (Sob, I'm really not going for jedi! Really, Please don't hunt me) I tell back 10k.


BUFF ME FOR FREE. YOU OWE ME.


Ok, this settles it. I'm getting ready to /duel and whip out my Vibroknucks... I spot the mark. Glowstick in hand wearing robes. Evil goes through my brain....


I check friends lists, see my best friend (BH) I ask where he was, CNET! WOOT. I give the name, ask him to take the mission. He tells me DO NOT START BUFFING, I'll get a TEF (Don't know if this is true, but hey, why take the chance)


I tell Jedi come to the corner while I make a special Jantaa blood buff JUST FOR HIM. I put on the robes, and pull a droid with no power. I /tell him back, My droid is dead. I have a friend coming with a fresh one.


Meanwhile I keep getting


BUFF ME NOW

BUFF ME NOW

BUFF ME NOW


But the Jedi is still waiting... Lo and behold I see my chum, and a cute little red and white R3 named BuffStar. Awww, how cute.... And he's coming to us.... And what is that number above his head?? Its counting down!


*BOOM*


The BH then finished the job. DB, Payout. Bliss


I get hate tells, my pal gets hate tells. I just respond Learn some manners.....


Sad part is, most Jedi I know would have killed him for me for being such an ass. I figure this way he'll learn a lesson about asking a doc and DEMANDING from a doc. I STILL can't figure out why I owed him a buff!







One of the most funny and hilarious stories I have heard in a long time!!!!


However, Jedi can get even.


My jedi was bugged to another guildie who took a BH mission against her. Before we knew what was going on, and the nature of the bug/tef, any doc who buffed me was attackable by that BH. So, on my doc one day, i was slumming myslef out to coronet buff lines, charging 8-10K. Along comes another doc, started charging 30K. I was shocked. I sent him a tell asking why so much, only to get a very rude "S T F U, mind your own, ...." reply. I told him fine, i'll leave, you can have em all. More name calling, rudeness..so..I um llogout, login my jedi, who was right down the road getting BF reduced. I go up to the doc, ask for a buff, get one...and that BH guildie comes in and kills him.


Log off the jedi, log in my doc. Look at his corpse, send him a tell "Damn, buff lines are a bit rowdy today huh?", then offer to rez him for 100k.


Moral of the stories: Rudeness, no matter from a Jedi or a Doc, isnt tolerated, and ther are ways to deal with it.




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It was due for a change anyways
Yeorg
Fri Oct 22, 2004 2:04 am
#10

Great story and quick thinking!
BountyHunts
Fri Oct 22, 2004 2:05 am
#11

U just proved me right, noob



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Vaddo
Fri Oct 22, 2004 3:22 am
#12

i hate ppl ike that jedi, im just gonna charge those ppl 500k per buff lol. but awsome story. im not 100% agenst jedi but i am 100% agenst rude ppl ike that, he got what he deserved



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daz007
Fri Oct 22, 2004 3:43 am
#13






BountyHunts wrote:

U just proved me right, noob






??????????????????




Neeo [

Can't do itanymore...

Account ends Dec. 8
Now that you have tasted my mutton, how do you like it?
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