Doctor Archive
Thread: 10 Annoying phrases that makes Doctors cringe....
(OMG, if Im buffing I would be standing with my droid like an idiot advertising that Im buffing)
2) How good are your buffs?
(We have to buff 50 people a day, that question can really annoy a doc, esp if he already advertised how good his buffs are in public already)
3) I'll tumble for you for $
(Im a DOCTOR I dont need the XP points anymore!)
4) Can you heal my wounds?
(This I dont mind at all, unless of course this person has like 1 wound in every stat. Thats a major waste for us when you could just sit in the medical center for a minute to get that cleared up)
5) Do you need avian meat?
(If a doc wanted meat, we would go looking for it or advertising ourselves for it. I really cant stand this question during peak times)
6) Can you come here and buff me? I'm at Fort Tusken, Tatooine.
(I'm in Coronet, you gotta be kidding me)
7) Can you rez me?
(This I dont get. A doc is busy buffing and healing and someone is asking me to rez them before they die)
8) Can I have money?
(Uhm....just cuz we're docs doesnt mean we donate to charity either LOL. We buff so you can be strong enough to kill creatures and people and get money for missions, Im gonna pass like gas on this one)
9) Can you buff my mind?
(You gotta love this one)
and the last thing I hate people asking....
10) Are you a doctor?
(No comment)
Of all the cretinous words that have evolved from the internet and gaming in general, "plz" has to rank as my number 1 hated word.
You want a favour from me, at least have the common courtesy to take the type to type the **edit**ing question out in plain **edit**ing English!
God that one annoys me, it's only marginally ahead of "thx" in the annoyance stakes though, with "u" and "gr8" fighting it out for third and fourth.
DasShadow wrote:
1) Are you buffing?
(OMG, if Im buffing I would be standing with my droid like an idiot advertising that Im buffing
guilty - i always ask that, and 95% of the answers are yes, sometimes with wp
2) How good are your buffs?
(We have to buff 50 people a day, that question can really annoy a doc, esp if he already advertised how good his buffs are in public already)
guilty - i ask this alwys since the patch. now i know what i get, sometimes you need good buffs.
3) I'll tumble for you for $
(Im a DOCTOR I dont need the XP points anymore!)
unguilty
4) Can you heal my wounds?
(This I dont mind at all, unless of course this person has like 1 wound in every stat. Thats a major waste for us when you could just sit in the medical center for a minute to get that cleared up)
unguilty - TKA ;-)
5) Do you need avian meat?
(If a doc wanted meat, we would go looking for it or advertising ourselves for it. I really cant stand this question during peak times)
guilty - I ask docs that and a lot of them want to buy it without advertising
6) Can you come here and buff me? I'm at Fort Tusken, Tatooine.
(I'm in Coronet, you gotta be kidding me)
unguilty
7) Can you rez me?
(This I dont get. A doc is busy buffing and healing and someone is asking me to rez them before they die)
unguilty
8) Can I have money?
(Uhm....just cuz we're docs doesnt mean we donate to charity either LOL. We buff so you can be strong enough to kill creatures and people and get money for missions, Im gonna pass like gas on this one)
unguilty - i hate ppl who do that
9) Can you buff my mind?
(You gotta love this one)
unguilty
and the last thing I hate people asking....
10) Are you a doctor?
(No comment)
unguilty
"Can you justbuff my quickness, plz?" (This is usually said when I have a line of 6 people waiting for FULL buffs).
"ne one buffing? PST" (If I'm buffing, like I have time to send a /tell)
"Are you going to be here in an hour?" (GOD, I hope not)
I also hate all the "thx", "plz", "ty", "yw" and "ne". If I have to take the time to sit there and buff you, you could at least spend the time to hit all the keys to say "please" and "thank you".
- Travin
1) Are you buffing?
(OMG, if Im buffing I would be standing with my droid like an idiot advertising that Im buffing
I ask this if i dont see them buffing. I have seen many a doc on my server just standing there with there droid. I ask them this and they resond with no i am out and waitig for friends or something like that. I do hate asking this Question i know you guys average 1000 /tell an hour.
2) How good are your buffs?
(We have to buff 50 people a day, that question can really annoy a doc, esp if he already advertised how good his buffs are in public already)
I dont really care. SO i will never ask this. I have gotten tells from people while getting buffs asking me how they are. I always respond with so far 3 over 5000. LOL i am not about to hurt soime doc helping me.
3) I'll tumble for you for $
(Im a DOCTOR I dont need the XP points anymore!)
I dont tuble
4) Can you heal my wounds?
(This I dont mind at all, unless of course this person has like 1 wound in every stat. Thats a major waste for us when you could just sit in the medical center for a minute to get that cleared up)
LOL thats like asking a master smuggler to open a locked container.
5) Do you need avian meat?
(If a doc wanted meat, we would go looking for it or advertising ourselves for it. I really cant stand this question during peak times)
Ok i do this. I trade 200 units for a buff to some docs.
6) Can you come here and buff me? I'm at Fort Tusken, Tatooine.
(I'm in Coronet, you gotta be kidding me)
I could not imagine getting or sending this tell. I would respond with for 1,000,000 credits upfront.
7) Can you rez me?
(This I dont get. A doc is busy buffing and healing and someone is asking me to rez them before they die)
/sigh
8) Can I have money?
(Uhm....just cuz we're docs doesnt mean we donate to charity either LOL. We buff so you can be strong enough to kill creatures and people and get money for missions, Im gonna pass like gas on this one)
/addignore
9) Can you buff my mind?
(You gotta love this one)
/r ummm sure for 100,000,000 credits up front
/addignore
and the last thing I hate people asking....
10) Are you a doctor?
(No comment)
/r no
i am going to become a master doc just so i can deal with this. I ma not joking i will start today.
You docs rock and have my respect
(OMG, if Im buffing I would be standing with my droid like an idiot advertising that Im buffing
I am also guilty of this one, seeing as how half the time someone has a crowd of people around them and their droid out, after these people are done they are out of packs and are hence "not buffing"
2) How good are your buffs?
(We have to buff 50 people a day, that question can really annoy a doc, esp if he already advertised how good his buffs are in public already)
I have yet to ask this, mostly because I just look at one of the other people they buff or failing that, just trust them
4) Can you heal my wounds?
(This I dont mind at all, unless of course this person has like 1 wound in every stat. Thats a major waste for us when you could just sit in the medical center for a minute to get that cleared up)
Your a much better Doctor than me lol back before I dropped it I never carryed packs on me and so would never heal people
5) Do you need avian meat?
(If a doc wanted meat, we would go looking for it or advertising ourselves for it. I really cant stand this question during peak times)
You'd be surprised what every profession will buy if you'd just ask them, a lot of medics are much lazier than you, and would gladly buy Meat and other resorces (combat medics are the same with Rancor Bile)
6) Can you come here and buff me? I'm at Fort Tusken, Tatooine.
(I'm in Coronet, you gotta be kidding me)
When I was a Doc, I only did this once (only I was already in Bestine and he payed me 150k to come do it see if you can get them for their cash ^_^)
8) Can I have money?
(Uhm....just cuz we're docs doesnt mean we donate to charity either LOL. We buff so you can be strong enough to kill creatures and people and get money for missions, Im gonna pass like gas on this one)
Everyone gets this one, I've been in novice brawler clothing with no badges and people have asked me for money
9) Can you buff my mind?
(You gotta love this one)
Annoying for sure, almost as bad as the wookiees that get mad at me saying "your armor I bought is broken I can't wear it" -_-
10) Are you a doctor?
(No comment)
I know where this one comes from, Hologrinders that wear the master doc title to get AP, but when people ask them if they're buffing they say "m title is bugged I dropped it"
Although I do have a question for you, what do you want us to say? As for all the thx and gr8 talk I always try to spell out words and such only to at the end have the doc say ty -_- make up your minds people!
-T
Only one really annoys me and that's "Can you buff?"
Ok, so obviously you did a search and saw my title is Master Doctor otherwise you wouldn't be sending me a /tell at all. So, why ask the question? Yes, master doctors can buff. It's a skill that doctors get very early in their career. Hell, even not master doctors can buff.