Development Cycle Archive
Thread: Server Outages -- All Galaxies (excluding Corbantis, Tempest and Valcyn)
CaileSathinor
Tue Dec 07, 2004 11:35 am
#144
Tiggs wrote:
LaughingWolf wrote:
Tiggs wrote:
Maximus_Bane wrote:
Hey Tiggs thanks for quoteing my post, That's a first for me
however I meant, " we are currently experiencing problems with an access cluster on the east coast servers" blah, blah,. as a non-vague answer
But your answer certainly qeulches a lot of my curiosity
Let me try this.. We have these ops guys that talk opsese and they are talking to these engineer dudes who talk enginese. They are all in a chat with the techs talking techese along with the DB's that I am not sure what language it is they speak (oraclese maybe?). At any rate they are all gabbing and everyone once in a while I see "Tiggs do you get that?" I just nod and smile at that point and tell you guys the servers are still being worked on =)
Tiggs, do you mean you don't talk opsese and enginese and oraclese? I am soooo disapointed in you.
"duck"
No, but I speak Pouncese!
Pounce!!
Tiggs! Hello! Time for lunch yet? *waves a turkey sandwich from Subway*
I have a question 
How many hours does it take to grind out Master Developer? And how many resources? Oh! And is there a macro I can use to get through my classes next semester? I really don't want to sit in class and take notes 
*scowl* back to studying for finals.
Is it sad I can do complex math equations dealing with surfaces that can't really exist, yet I have problems balancing my checkbook?
-Caile
Message Edited by CaileSathinor on 12-07-2004 10:37 AM
Xeovar
Tue Dec 07, 2004 11:38 am
#148
I know a few people who speak very good oraclese, enginese, opsese, additionally a bit of clustrese, appservese, networkese and couple more dialects. I can give a couple phone numbers if your guys need some fresh ideas And they aint that expensive for US standards
And they aint that expensive for US standards
Tiggs
Tue Dec 07, 2004 11:38 am
#149
z3v3n wrote:
Are they fixed now?
Yes, they should all be coming back in service in the next 20 minutes. *Crosses fingers so not to jinx it*
Beldaran
Tue Dec 07, 2004 11:39 am
#150
Xeovar wrote:
I know a few people who speak very good oraclese, enginese, opsese, additionally a bit of clustrese, appservese, networkese and couple more dialects. I can give a couple phone numbers if your guys need some fresh ideas
Hmm but can they speak gibberish?
SauerSiggy
Tue Dec 07, 2004 11:39 am
#151
Tiggs wrote:
If you all really want to laugh hard you should search out the Celebrity Roast to Janu Hull thread. There are some pretty good songs there *falls off chair laughing some more*
I see that Kettemoor is listed as up.
I say we take it back down... maybe they'll post more songs
Vinosski
Tue Dec 07, 2004 11:40 am
#152
The engineers speaking eginese etc. can sort out their problem by speaking the galactic basic Galaxese, or their secret language which they THINK no one knows about is Colleguese unfortunately tiggs can't understand because he can't even speak Sverese he can only communicate using forumese tut tut tiggs you remind me of an ol buddy his name was...umm...oh yeh Tiggese
poulp
Tue Dec 07, 2004 11:40 am
#153
Ok. So u also speak pouncese Tigg. Could u also speak baseballese and ask all those techs a BALL PARK ESTIMATE how 'shortly' servers will bb on line? That would REALLY help planify our day...
Poulp from Kauri
Yopsolau
Tue Dec 07, 2004 11:40 am
#154
I can't believe it its still down!
This started yesterday night with chimaera.
Im really pissed of; how can this be possible? If my isp was crappy like that i would have left.
To finish i want to say that the communication is really poor with you guys on this problem; its impossible to have an eta or what?
Well im a technician too and i can say that if after so many hours i woulddnt have repaired a server i would be fired!!!!!!
Tiggs
Tue Dec 07, 2004 11:42 am
#155
Vinosski wrote:
The engineers speaking eginese etc. can sort out their problem by speaking the galactic basic Galaxese, or their secret language which they THINK no one knows about is Colleguese unfortunately tiggs can't understand because he can't even speak Sverese he can only communicate using forumese tut tut tiggs you remind me of an ol buddy his name was...umm...oh yeh Tiggese
Everyone explain to Vinosski what is wrong with his post please.
OldenTired
Tue Dec 07, 2004 11:43 am
#156
JustG wrote:Soon folks... so very sorry about the delays!!
Tiggs and JustG stand in a network operations room. An evil red evil shines down
upon them, and a mechanical voice grates...
NetKeeper: Who would restore service must answer me these questions three, ere the
uptime he doth see!
Tiggs: Ummm... mind going first?
JustG: *shrug* Why not? Ask your questions. I am not afraid.
NetKeeper: What... is your name?
JustG: My name is 'JustG of SOE'.
NetKeeper: What... is your quest?
JustG: To seek the Holy Uptime.
NetKeeper: What... wire would you cut?
JustG: Blue. No, red... auuuuuuugh!
Tiggs: I have to go check the forums again. Seeyas!