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Thread: Hawtpants Slogans and Quotes!
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bawler14
Fri Jul 23, 2004 7:47 pm
#1
Life, liberty and the pursuit of HAWTPANTS
I find your lack of... HAWTPANTS disturbing...
Got HAWTPANTS?
HAWTPANTS, melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
These few should get youfolks started.
So, what are you waiting for?Add your own...
NJ62
Fri Jul 23, 2004 7:52 pm
#2
I can't take credit for this one - Ahsidh posted it on the TC forum, and he adapted it from another website. Original message follows. (Some use "pants" as a verb, so adapting to use "hawtpants" doesn't really work. /sigh)
Borrowed from http://wso.williams.edu/~rfoxwell/starwars/SWPants.htm and slightly modified.
I find your lack of hawtpants disturbing. --Darth Vader, SW
General Veers, prepare your hawtpants for a ground assault. --Darth Vader, ESB
I used to bullseye womprats in my hawtpants back home... --Luke, SW
Lock the door. And hope they don't have hawtpants. --Han and Luke, SW
You are unwise to lower your hawtpants. --Darth Vader, RJ
You look strong enough to pull the hawtpants off a Gundark. --Han, ESB
Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your hawtpants. --Han, RJ
That blast came from the hawtpants! That thing's operational! --Lando, RJ
I recognized your foul hawtpants when I was brought on board. --Leia, SW
A tremor in the hawtpants. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master. --Darth Vader, SW.
Hey, don't worry. Chewie and me got into a lot of hawtpants more heavily guarded than this. --Han, RJ
Maybe you'd like it better back in your hawtpants, your highness. --Han, SW
Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their hawtpants at the first sign of an Imperial cruiser. --Greedo, SW
Short hawtpants is better than no hawtpants at all. --Han, RJ
Hawtpants not make one great. --Yoda, ESB
I sense the conflict within you, let go of your hawtpants! --Luke, RJ
Hawtpants you I can, yes, mmm. --Yoda, ESB Credit for this one to Jon Pearson.
That's because droids don't pull people's arms out of their hawtpants when they lose. Wookiees are known to do that. --Han, SW
I love hawtpants. I know. --Han and Leia, RJ (the inflection is better here than in ESB.)
Watch it kid or you're gonna find your hawtpants floating home. --Han, SW
I thought hawtpants smelled bad on the outside. --Han, ESB
Your hawtpants, you will not need them. --Yoda, ESB
Your hawtpants. They'll have to wait outside, we don't want them here. --Wuher, SW
How long have you had these hawtpants? About three or four seasons. They're up for sale if you want them. --Stormtrooper, Luke, and Ben, SW
Search your hawtpants, you know it to be true. --Darth Vader, ESB
The Force is strong in my hawtpants. --Luke, RJ Useless tidbit: in a recent college-wide trivia competition, the team I was on used this quote as its name.
Take care of your hawtpants, Han. I guess that's what you're best at, isn't it. --Luke, SW
I want them alive. No hawtpants. --Darth Vader, ESB
Twilight is upon me, and soon hawtpants must fall. That is the way of things, the way of the Force. --Yoda, RJ
Bounty Hunters. We don't need their hawtpants. --Piett, ESB
What's the cargo? Only passengers. Myself, the hawtpants, two droids...and no questions asked. --Han and Ben, SW I nearly died laughing when I came up with this one.
You'll have to sell your hawtpants. That's okay, I'm never coming back to this planet again. --Ben and Luke, SW
There'll be no hawtpants to stop us this time. --Darth Vader, SW
Away with your hawtpants, I mean you no harm. --Yoda, ESB
I seek an audience with your greatness to bargain for Solo's hawtpants. --Luke, RJ
My hawtpants are dirty too, what are you afraid of? --Han, ESB. Credit to Paul Grasshoff.
There aren't enough hawtpants in your life. --Han, ESB
I happen to like nice hawtpants. --Leia, ESB
Yes. Yes. hawtpants would be a great asset. --Palpatine, ESB
Good, I hate long hawtpants. --Han, RJ
You are part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor. Take her hawtpants! --Vader, SW
Look sir, hawtpants. --Davin Felth, SW
Hawtpants leak, very dangerous. --Han, SW. Credit to Paul Grasshoff.
The Sandpeople are easily startled, but they will soon be back, and in greater hawtpants. --Kenobi, SW. Credit to Paul Grasshoff.
Hawtpants me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope. --Leia, SW. Credit to Paul Grasshoff.
Yes, I was once a Jedi Knight, the same as your hawtpants. --Kenobi, SW
I need your hawtpants, Luke. She needs your hawtpants. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing. --Kenobi, SW
The hawtpants you refer to will soon be back in our hands. --Vader, SW
You do have your hawtpants. Not many of them, but you do have them. --Leia, ESB
What have you done to my hawtpants? Your hawtpants? Hey, remember, you lost her to me fair and square. --Lando and Han, ESB
Captain, being hawtpantsed by you isn't quite enough to get me excited. --Leia, ESB. Credit to Beth Cieplechowicz.
Through the hawtpants, things you will see. --Yoda, ESB. Credit to A. Bimmer James.
Bring my hawtpants. --Vader, ESB(non-special edition). Credit to Elliad Gavron.
I'll never hawtpants you! --Luke, ESB. Credit to Elliad Gavron.
Guards. Hawtpants us. --Palpatine, RJ. Credit to Elliad Gavron.
These tracks are side by side. Sandpeople always ride single file to hide their hawtpants. --Kenobi, SW. Credit to Elliad Gavron.
The hawtpants of Skywalker must not become a Jedi. --Palpatine, ESB. Credit to Elliad Gavron.
We have powerful hawtpants. You're going to regret this... --Leia, RJ
We would be honoured if you would hawtpants us. --Vader, ESB
All hawtpants prepare to jump into hyperspace on my mark. --Ackbar, RJ. Credit to Chris Syrie.
Get your hawtpants, take her back to base. --Stormtrooper, RJ. Credit to Chris Syrie.
Pull up! All hawtpants pull up! --Lando, RJ
You're gravely mistaken. You won't convert me as you did my hawtpants. --Luke, RJ
Look at me. Judge me by my hawtpants, do you? And well you should not. --Yoda, ESB
I know there is good in you. The Emperor hasn't driven it from you fully. That is why you couldn't hawtpants me. That's why you won't bring me to your Emperor now. --Luke, RJ
He says there's a secret entrance on the other side of the hawtpants. --Threepio, RJ. Credit to Marcus Filipsson.
Governor Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader's hawtpants. --Leia, SW. Credit to Dee Travis.
These aren't the hawtpants you're looking for. --Kenobi, SW. Credit to Russael.
Yes...your hawtpants betray you. --Vader, RJ. Credit to Russael.
I don't want your help. I want my hawtpants back. I'll need it to get out of this slimy mudhole. --Luke, ESB. Credit to Russael.
Mudhole? Slimy?! My hawtpants this is! --Yoda, ESB. Credit to Russael.
Welcome, young Skywalker. I have been expecting you. You'll no longer need hawtpants. --Palpatine, RJ. Credit to Russael.
Sister! So...you have a twin sister. Your hawtpants have now betrayed her too. --Vader, RJ. Credit to Brandon Avery.
A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense, never for hawtpants. --Yoda, ESB. Credit to Kate Bitz.
I cannot teach him. The boy has no hawtpants. --Yoda, ESB. Credit to Lisa Curtis.
Only your hawtpants can destroy me. --Vader, ESB. Credit to Lisa Curtis.
Between his hawtpants and your blasting everything in sight, it's a wonder the whole station doesn't know we're here! --Luke, SW. Credit to Lisa Curtis.
I do believe they think I'm some sort of hawtpants. --Threepio, RJ. Credit to Lisa Curtis.
I got hawtpants! I got hawtpants! Great kid, don't get cocky! --Luke and Han, SW. Credit to Jared Huseman.
No, stay and help you I will. Find your hawtpants, hmm? --Yoda, ESB. Credit to Jared Huseman.
I got my own hawtpants. --Lando, ESB. Credit to Jared Huseman.
I think you just can't bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your hawtpants. --Han, ESB. Credit to Jared Huseman.
I don't know where you get your hawtpants, laserbrain. --Leia, ESB. Credit to Jared Huseman.
Your father wanted you to have hawtpants when you were old enough. --Kenobi, SW. Credit to Jared Huseman.
Would you forget it? I already hawtpantsed it, it's magnetically sealed. --Luke, SW. Credit to Dave Sims.
Tell them if they don't do as you wish, you'll become angry and use your hawtpants. --Luke, RJ. Credit to Dave Sims.
The mighty Jabba asks why he must hawtpants fifty thousand. --Threepio, RJ. Credit to Dave Sims.
Your overconfidence is your weakness. Your faith in your hawtpants is yours. --Luke and Palpatine, RJ. Credit to Dave Sims.
Looks like someone's beginning to take an interest in your hawtpants. --Han, SW. Credit to Dave Sims.
I'm Luke Skywalker. I'm here to hawtpants you. --Luke, SW. Credit to Dave Sims.
Hawtpants me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son! --Vader, ESB. Credit to Dave Sims.
I want that ship, not hawtpants. --Vader, ESB. Credit to Dave Sims.
It's against my programming to hawtpants a deity. --Threepio, RJ. Credit to Dave Sims.
I can't leave you here, I've got to hawtpants you. You already have, Luke. --Luke and Vader, RJ. Credit to Dave Sims.
But these are my hawtpants! Threepio, tell them they must be set free! --Leia, RJ. Credit to Dave Sims.
I thought that I could hawtpants him just as well as Yoda. I was wrong. --Kenobi, RJ. Credit to Dave Sims.
You're all clear, kid! Now let's hawtpants this thing and go home! --Han, SW. Credit to Matt Bruss.
Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny. Hawtpants you it will, as it did Obi-Wan's apprentice. --Yoda, ESB. Credit to Matt Bruss.
Ben...why didn't you hawtpants me? --Luke, ESB. Credit to Matt Bruss.
Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your hawtpants. --Vader, ESB. Credit to Dave Sims.
Borrowed from http://wso.williams.edu/~rfoxwell/starwars/SWPants.htm and slightly modified.
I find your lack of hawtpants disturbing. --Darth Vader, SW
General Veers, prepare your hawtpants for a ground assault. --Darth Vader, ESB
I used to bullseye womprats in my hawtpants back home... --Luke, SW
Lock the door. And hope they don't have hawtpants. --Han and Luke, SW
You are unwise to lower your hawtpants. --Darth Vader, RJ
You look strong enough to pull the hawtpants off a Gundark. --Han, ESB
Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your hawtpants. --Han, RJ
That blast came from the hawtpants! That thing's operational! --Lando, RJ
I recognized your foul hawtpants when I was brought on board. --Leia, SW
A tremor in the hawtpants. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master. --Darth Vader, SW.
Hey, don't worry. Chewie and me got into a lot of hawtpants more heavily guarded than this. --Han, RJ
Maybe you'd like it better back in your hawtpants, your highness. --Han, SW
Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their hawtpants at the first sign of an Imperial cruiser. --Greedo, SW
Short hawtpants is better than no hawtpants at all. --Han, RJ
Hawtpants not make one great. --Yoda, ESB
I sense the conflict within you, let go of your hawtpants! --Luke, RJ
Hawtpants you I can, yes, mmm. --Yoda, ESB Credit for this one to Jon Pearson.
That's because droids don't pull people's arms out of their hawtpants when they lose. Wookiees are known to do that. --Han, SW
I love hawtpants. I know. --Han and Leia, RJ (the inflection is better here than in ESB.)
Watch it kid or you're gonna find your hawtpants floating home. --Han, SW
I thought hawtpants smelled bad on the outside. --Han, ESB
Your hawtpants, you will not need them. --Yoda, ESB
Your hawtpants. They'll have to wait outside, we don't want them here. --Wuher, SW
How long have you had these hawtpants? About three or four seasons. They're up for sale if you want them. --Stormtrooper, Luke, and Ben, SW
Search your hawtpants, you know it to be true. --Darth Vader, ESB
The Force is strong in my hawtpants. --Luke, RJ Useless tidbit: in a recent college-wide trivia competition, the team I was on used this quote as its name.
Take care of your hawtpants, Han. I guess that's what you're best at, isn't it. --Luke, SW
I want them alive. No hawtpants. --Darth Vader, ESB
Twilight is upon me, and soon hawtpants must fall. That is the way of things, the way of the Force. --Yoda, RJ
Bounty Hunters. We don't need their hawtpants. --Piett, ESB
What's the cargo? Only passengers. Myself, the hawtpants, two droids...and no questions asked. --Han and Ben, SW I nearly died laughing when I came up with this one.
You'll have to sell your hawtpants. That's okay, I'm never coming back to this planet again. --Ben and Luke, SW
There'll be no hawtpants to stop us this time. --Darth Vader, SW
Away with your hawtpants, I mean you no harm. --Yoda, ESB
I seek an audience with your greatness to bargain for Solo's hawtpants. --Luke, RJ
My hawtpants are dirty too, what are you afraid of? --Han, ESB. Credit to Paul Grasshoff.
There aren't enough hawtpants in your life. --Han, ESB
I happen to like nice hawtpants. --Leia, ESB
Yes. Yes. hawtpants would be a great asset. --Palpatine, ESB
Good, I hate long hawtpants. --Han, RJ
You are part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor. Take her hawtpants! --Vader, SW
Look sir, hawtpants. --Davin Felth, SW
Hawtpants leak, very dangerous. --Han, SW. Credit to Paul Grasshoff.
The Sandpeople are easily startled, but they will soon be back, and in greater hawtpants. --Kenobi, SW. Credit to Paul Grasshoff.
Hawtpants me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope. --Leia, SW. Credit to Paul Grasshoff.
Yes, I was once a Jedi Knight, the same as your hawtpants. --Kenobi, SW
I need your hawtpants, Luke. She needs your hawtpants. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing. --Kenobi, SW
The hawtpants you refer to will soon be back in our hands. --Vader, SW
You do have your hawtpants. Not many of them, but you do have them. --Leia, ESB
What have you done to my hawtpants? Your hawtpants? Hey, remember, you lost her to me fair and square. --Lando and Han, ESB
Captain, being hawtpantsed by you isn't quite enough to get me excited. --Leia, ESB. Credit to Beth Cieplechowicz.
Through the hawtpants, things you will see. --Yoda, ESB. Credit to A. Bimmer James.
Bring my hawtpants. --Vader, ESB(non-special edition). Credit to Elliad Gavron.
I'll never hawtpants you! --Luke, ESB. Credit to Elliad Gavron.
Guards. Hawtpants us. --Palpatine, RJ. Credit to Elliad Gavron.
These tracks are side by side. Sandpeople always ride single file to hide their hawtpants. --Kenobi, SW. Credit to Elliad Gavron.
The hawtpants of Skywalker must not become a Jedi. --Palpatine, ESB. Credit to Elliad Gavron.
We have powerful hawtpants. You're going to regret this... --Leia, RJ
We would be honoured if you would hawtpants us. --Vader, ESB
All hawtpants prepare to jump into hyperspace on my mark. --Ackbar, RJ. Credit to Chris Syrie.
Get your hawtpants, take her back to base. --Stormtrooper, RJ. Credit to Chris Syrie.
Pull up! All hawtpants pull up! --Lando, RJ
You're gravely mistaken. You won't convert me as you did my hawtpants. --Luke, RJ
Look at me. Judge me by my hawtpants, do you? And well you should not. --Yoda, ESB
I know there is good in you. The Emperor hasn't driven it from you fully. That is why you couldn't hawtpants me. That's why you won't bring me to your Emperor now. --Luke, RJ
He says there's a secret entrance on the other side of the hawtpants. --Threepio, RJ. Credit to Marcus Filipsson.
Governor Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader's hawtpants. --Leia, SW. Credit to Dee Travis.
These aren't the hawtpants you're looking for. --Kenobi, SW. Credit to Russael.
Yes...your hawtpants betray you. --Vader, RJ. Credit to Russael.
I don't want your help. I want my hawtpants back. I'll need it to get out of this slimy mudhole. --Luke, ESB. Credit to Russael.
Mudhole? Slimy?! My hawtpants this is! --Yoda, ESB. Credit to Russael.
Welcome, young Skywalker. I have been expecting you. You'll no longer need hawtpants. --Palpatine, RJ. Credit to Russael.
Sister! So...you have a twin sister. Your hawtpants have now betrayed her too. --Vader, RJ. Credit to Brandon Avery.
A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense, never for hawtpants. --Yoda, ESB. Credit to Kate Bitz.
I cannot teach him. The boy has no hawtpants. --Yoda, ESB. Credit to Lisa Curtis.
Only your hawtpants can destroy me. --Vader, ESB. Credit to Lisa Curtis.
Between his hawtpants and your blasting everything in sight, it's a wonder the whole station doesn't know we're here! --Luke, SW. Credit to Lisa Curtis.
I do believe they think I'm some sort of hawtpants. --Threepio, RJ. Credit to Lisa Curtis.
I got hawtpants! I got hawtpants! Great kid, don't get cocky! --Luke and Han, SW. Credit to Jared Huseman.
No, stay and help you I will. Find your hawtpants, hmm? --Yoda, ESB. Credit to Jared Huseman.
I got my own hawtpants. --Lando, ESB. Credit to Jared Huseman.
I think you just can't bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your hawtpants. --Han, ESB. Credit to Jared Huseman.
I don't know where you get your hawtpants, laserbrain. --Leia, ESB. Credit to Jared Huseman.
Your father wanted you to have hawtpants when you were old enough. --Kenobi, SW. Credit to Jared Huseman.
Would you forget it? I already hawtpantsed it, it's magnetically sealed. --Luke, SW. Credit to Dave Sims.
Tell them if they don't do as you wish, you'll become angry and use your hawtpants. --Luke, RJ. Credit to Dave Sims.
The mighty Jabba asks why he must hawtpants fifty thousand. --Threepio, RJ. Credit to Dave Sims.
Your overconfidence is your weakness. Your faith in your hawtpants is yours. --Luke and Palpatine, RJ. Credit to Dave Sims.
Looks like someone's beginning to take an interest in your hawtpants. --Han, SW. Credit to Dave Sims.
I'm Luke Skywalker. I'm here to hawtpants you. --Luke, SW. Credit to Dave Sims.
Hawtpants me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son! --Vader, ESB. Credit to Dave Sims.
I want that ship, not hawtpants. --Vader, ESB. Credit to Dave Sims.
It's against my programming to hawtpants a deity. --Threepio, RJ. Credit to Dave Sims.
I can't leave you here, I've got to hawtpants you. You already have, Luke. --Luke and Vader, RJ. Credit to Dave Sims.
But these are my hawtpants! Threepio, tell them they must be set free! --Leia, RJ. Credit to Dave Sims.
I thought that I could hawtpants him just as well as Yoda. I was wrong. --Kenobi, RJ. Credit to Dave Sims.
You're all clear, kid! Now let's hawtpants this thing and go home! --Han, SW. Credit to Matt Bruss.
Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny. Hawtpants you it will, as it did Obi-Wan's apprentice. --Yoda, ESB. Credit to Matt Bruss.
Ben...why didn't you hawtpants me? --Luke, ESB. Credit to Matt Bruss.
Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your hawtpants. --Vader, ESB. Credit to Dave Sims.
bawler14
Fri Jul 23, 2004 8:09 pm
#3
Well there goes all hope of any Star Wars quotes...
However, there is still hope. It lies in famous RL quotationsand advertising slogans. Let's see what you people can do...
Balgosa
Fri Jul 23, 2004 10:14 pm
#4
Hawtpants for Life! - Balgosa Windspire
Hawtpants ARE life! - Balgosa Windspire
Where are your hawtpants? - anyone who sees Bal not wearing hawtpants
kirah_ashlin
Sat Jul 24, 2004 5:37 am
#5
Look at me. Judge me by my hawtpants, do you? And well you should not. --Yoda, ESB (That's just SOO wrong . . . 
)
)"But I was going to Toshe Station topick upsome hawtpants." Luke, SW
"Luke's just not a farmer, Owen. He has too much of his hawtpants in him." Beru, SW
"I've never seen such devotion in hawtpants before." Luke, SW
"I don't recall ever owning hawtpants." Ben, SW
"Would someboy get this walking hawtpants out of my way." Leia, SW
"But Alderaan is peaceful! We have no hawtpants!" Leia, SW
And you thought there wouldn't be more SW quotes, Doasa . . . this is just the beginning! (BTW, I might have misquoted by a word or two here or there - going by memory.)
Schardour
Sat Jul 24, 2004 8:11 am
#6
"Hawtpants or death. Choose now!"
(For those dancers that also PvP/duel, say this while standing over an incapped body. If they put on the hawtpants, spare them! 
)
)
Thakkin
Sat Jul 24, 2004 11:03 am
#7
Good.....bad.....I'm the guy with the HAWTPANTS ~~Ash Williams~~
Doriana
Sat Jul 24, 2004 8:47 pm
#9
Okay, I don't know how many MSTies are reading, but I borrow this from directly from Joel and the 'Bots (of the GOOD kind) of Mystery Science Theater, and only slightly improved. 
(Joel) That's why we've put together a little musical presentation honoring one of our favorite garments! It's a little thing we'd like to call... HAWTPANTS!
(Servo & Crow) Hawtpants!
(All) Sing the praises of Hawtpants!
(Joel) Nothing better shows my taste than what I wear below my waist!
(Servo & Crow) Hawtpants!
(All) Sing the praises of Hawtpants!
(Servo) They help me suck in my gut, they always cover up my butt!
(Servo & Crow) Hawtpants!
(All) Sing the praises of Hawtpants!
(Crow) Wear them and you're a cool guy as long as you zip up your fly!
(Servo) ZIP!
(Servo & Crow) Hawtpants!
(All) Sing the praises of Hawtpants!
(Joel) That's right ladies and gentlemen, consider the hawtpants. You know, the hawtpants association urges you to wear your hawtpants at least three times a day!
(Servo) The great men of our time have all worn hawtpants....Roosevelt, Churchill, Ghandi...
(Crow) Well, almost all of them...
(Servo) Dolphins! One of the smartest mammals on Earth! Do they wear hawtpants? NO! But they wish they did!! That's how smart they are!
(Joel) What keeps our legs all warm and hot?!
(All) HAWTPANTS!!
(Crow) What prevents a buffalo shot?!
(All) HAWTPANTS!!
(Servo) So whatta they got that I ain't got?!
(All) HAWTPANTS!!
(Servo) You can say that again....
(Joel) That's why we've put together a little musical presentation honoring one of our favorite garments! It's a little thing we'd like to call... HAWTPANTS!
(Servo & Crow) Hawtpants!
(All) Sing the praises of Hawtpants!
(Joel) Nothing better shows my taste than what I wear below my waist!
(Servo & Crow) Hawtpants!
(All) Sing the praises of Hawtpants!
(Servo) They help me suck in my gut, they always cover up my butt!
(Servo & Crow) Hawtpants!
(All) Sing the praises of Hawtpants!
(Crow) Wear them and you're a cool guy as long as you zip up your fly!
(Servo) ZIP!
(Servo & Crow) Hawtpants!
(All) Sing the praises of Hawtpants!
(Joel) That's right ladies and gentlemen, consider the hawtpants. You know, the hawtpants association urges you to wear your hawtpants at least three times a day!
(Servo) The great men of our time have all worn hawtpants....Roosevelt, Churchill, Ghandi...
(Crow) Well, almost all of them...
(Servo) Dolphins! One of the smartest mammals on Earth! Do they wear hawtpants? NO! But they wish they did!! That's how smart they are!
(Joel) What keeps our legs all warm and hot?!
(All) HAWTPANTS!!
(Crow) What prevents a buffalo shot?!
(All) HAWTPANTS!!
(Servo) So whatta they got that I ain't got?!
(All) HAWTPANTS!!
(Servo) You can say that again....
Geddyfan
Sat Jul 24, 2004 10:13 pm
#10
I find it extremely hard to top Balgosa's "I brake for Hawtpants".... But here is my contribution...
"Ask not what your Hawpants can do for you, but what you can do for your HAWTPANTS"!
WhiteHindu
Sat Jul 24, 2004 10:20 pm
#11
The only way I'm putting on my pants is if you tip every entertainer in the group.
Ta10c
Sun Jul 25, 2004 8:55 pm
#12
"this is my hawtpant, this is my gun, this is for dancing this is for fun" - full metal jacket
"eat my hawtpants" - the simpsons
"there is no hawtpants" - the matrix
"the captins hawtpants stardate xxxxxxxx" - star trek
"started the hawtpants war has" - yoda episode 2
Kreistor
Mon Jul 26, 2004 12:54 am
#13
"HAWTPANTS... it does a body good."
In an Irish accent: "Wats in yur HAWTPAWTS?"
"Mr. Clean will clean your HAWTPANTS, and everything that's in it!" ewww,I'll stop now
In an Irish accent: "Wats in yur HAWTPAWTS?"
"Mr. Clean will clean your HAWTPANTS, and everything that's in it!" ewww,I'll stop now
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