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Thread: Hawtpants Slogans and Quotes!
Tralmek
Mon Jul 26, 2004 1:03 am
#14
"Your overconfidence is your weakness. Your faith in your hawtpants is yours. --Luke and Palpatine"
heheh talk about wrong...the Emperor in hawtpants. Uggh.
Serratia
Mon Jul 26, 2004 5:31 pm
#15
"That is correct, Commander... and he is most displeased with your apparent lack of hawtpants." -- Darth Vader, RotJ
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and hawtpants. We must be cautious." -- Obi-Wan Kenobi, SW
"Owen, he can't stay here forever -- most of his hawtpants have gone." -- Aunt Beru, SW
"In his hawtpants you will find a new definition of pain and suffering, as you are slowly digested over a thousand years." -- C-3PO, RotJ
"Quick, jam their hawtpants! Center switch!" -- Luke Skywalker, RotJ
"The hawtpants will be down in moments. You may start your landing." -- General Veers, ESB
"Hawtpants will keep the local systems in line."-- Governor Tarkin, SW
"There will be no bargain. I will not give up my favorite hawtpants." -- Jabba the Hutt, RotJ
"Nevertheless, I am taking Captain Solo, and his hawtpants." -- Luke, RotJ
"Lock hawtpants in attack positions." -- Wedge Antilles, RotJ
"All right, don't lose your hawtpants. I'll come right back and give you a hand." -- Han Solo, ESB
"Your hawtpants will return in time." -- Leia (as a bounty hunter), RotJ
"Jabba's put hawtpants on your head so large, every bounty hunter in the galaxy will be looking for you." -- Greedo, SW
"Wedge, I've lost my hawtpants -- you'll have to take this shot." -- Luke, ESB
"I'm rather embarrassed, General Solo, but it appears *you* are to be the main course at a banquet in my hawtpants." -- C-3PO, RotJ
"You can waste time with your hawtpants when your chores are done." -- Owen Lars, SW
"Our cruisers can't repel hawtpants of that magnitude!" -- Admiral Ackbar, RotJ
"I merely commented that it was freezing in the Princess's hawtpants." -- C-3PO, ESB
"Admiral, we're in hawtpants." -- Lando Calrissian, RotJ
"Looks like you boys have seen a lot of hawtpants." -- Luke, SW
Yes, I am a geek... <sigh>
kirah_ashlin
Mon Jul 26, 2004 8:14 pm
#16
"There will be no bargain. I will not give up my favorite hawtpants." -- Jabba the Hutt, RotJ
Okay . . . even worse than Yoda in hawtpants . . . /feelsnausous
ArgentWulf
Tue Jul 27, 2004 4:46 am
#17
Jaba in Hawtpants. . . /scream
Theres an image burned into the brain. Wheres a Jedi to do mind wipe on you when you need one?
RedFox28
Tue Jul 27, 2004 10:22 am
#18
*chuckles*
Best thread ever 
I will never be able to watch star wars again and not think of these quotes 
not sure is this one has been done before, but remember the craze with "all your base are belong to us" 
well could do that one too
all your hawtpants are belong to us
bawler14
Tue Aug 03, 2004 8:27 am
#19
Here is a few more for some more laughs and to break the "Recursive" discussion of Recusive Macros....
Hawtpants. We never stop working for you.
Hawtpants. There so easy to use, no wonder they're number one.
Clothing/Armor: Crafting Tool 3,000 Credics
Chemical Harvestor: 25,000 Credits
Clothing/Armor Factory: 17,500 Credits
Factory run of Hawtpants: Priceless
Hawtpants make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. -Mark Twain
Tarislan
Tue Aug 03, 2004 11:09 am
#20
"You came in those hawtpants? You're braver than I thought." -Leia, ANH
hakk
Tue Aug 03, 2004 11:43 am
#21
Don't know if anyone already wrote these two. Didn't feel like reading through all quotes
- You will get your hawtpants! - Han was worried he wouldn't get paid an Leia said something like that.
- Is hawtpants all you think about? - Kind of same scenario. Think Leia said something like this before the phrase stated above.
MouseBot
Tue Aug 03, 2004 1:53 pm
#22
I'll fill in with some extra SW quotes. This was fun.
Obi-wan: The Hawtpants can havea strong influence on a weak mind.
Leia: General Kenobi: Years ago, you served my hawtpants in the Clone Wars.
Leia: Governor Tarkin, I should have expected to find you holding Vader's hawtpants.
C-3PO: Curse my metal hawtpants. I wasn't fast enough.
Luke: I want to learn the ways of theHawtpants and become a Jedi like my father.
Han Solo: No hawtpants is worth this.
Leia: If hawtpants is all you love, then that's what you'll receive.
Han Solo: Uh, uh, negative. We had ahawtpants leak here now. Give us a minute to lock it down.
C-3PO: I told R2-D2 not to go but he's faulty, malfunctioning. 'Kept babbling on about his hawtpants.
C-3PO:I understand, sir.
Luke: You can call me Hawtpants.
C-3PO: I see, sir Hawtpants.
Luke: [laughs] No, just Hawtpants.
Yoda: Pain, suffering, death I feel. Something terrible has happened. Young Skywalker is in hawtpants. Terrible hawtpants.
Dooku: Hundreds of hawtpants are now under the influence of a Sith lord called Darth Sidious.
Jango Fett: Do you like your hawtpants?
Obi-Wan: I look forward to seeing them in action.
DemmonA
Tue Aug 03, 2004 2:03 pm
#23
Historical:
One if by land, two if by hawtpants.
Mr Gorbachev, tear down these hawtpants!
Biblical:
Thou shalt not covetthy neighbor's hawtpants.
The meek shall inherit the hawtpants.
Scholarly:
In 1492, Columbus sailed in hawtpants blue.
Comedic:
No one expects the Spanish Hawtpants!
Commercial:
The Navy, it's not just a job, it's a pair of hawtpants.
Musical:
/sing Imagine all the people living life in hawtpants
Topical:
We have still not found Hawtpants of Mass Destruction in Iraq.
Theoretical:
E = hawtpants^2
Fantasical:
I have given you the chance to join me willingly, but you have elected the way of HAWTPANTS! -- Saruman, FOTR
OK, here's the situation. Gorbachev, Palpatine, Jabba and Saruman are all wearing hawtpants and have you surrounded...
kirah_ashlin
Tue Aug 03, 2004 3:37 pm
#26
"Begun the Hawtpants War has." Yoda, end of EP2
"I truly, deeply love your hawtpants." Padme, EP2
"Ever since your hawtpants came back into my life, I've been dying a little every day." Padme, EP2
"It's all Obi-Wan's fault! He's holding my hawtpants back!" Anakin, EP2