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Thread: Poll: So, a Wookiee walks into a Cantina...
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Panthu
Thu Sep 23, 2004 1:02 pm
#1
Poll time! *\o/*
I don't really do a lot of jokes in the Cantinas, but I love listening to other Ents who do and do them well! 
As long as they aren't on a loop... my eyes start glazing over on about the third pass *snickers*
So! What's your best joke for the Cantina Patrons? 
picklesSW
Thu Sep 23, 2004 1:09 pm
#2
A wookiee, a bounty hunter, a Jedi and an ewok walk into a cantina. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this a joke?"
They kicked me out of the cantina for that one.
They kicked me out of the cantina for that one.
Message Edited by picklesSW on 09-23-2004 04:10 PM
EsistDarkSky
Thu Sep 23, 2004 2:10 pm
#3
Hey... Hey! I got one!!! It's my famous one. That everyone laughs at... All the time.
So the Acklay walks into a bar... And the bartender says.... "Hey! We don't server your kind here! You gotta go to the ACKBAR!!"
Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha!
So the Acklay walks into a bar... And the bartender says.... "Hey! We don't server your kind here! You gotta go to the ACKBAR!!"
Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Shaizann
Thu Sep 23, 2004 2:21 pm
#4
Those that know me will understand. I usually find a way to pun the patron's name in a sentence. I had a guy send me a duel request over it two days ago.
EsistDarkSky
Thu Sep 23, 2004 2:25 pm
#5
Yeah... Ya Jerk! My name is not CRETIN!
*Sends 4 more duel requests*
*Sends 4 more duel requests*
Message Edited by EsistDarkSky on 09-23-2004 02:26 PM
Electro
Thu Sep 23, 2004 3:31 pm
#6
Personally I do blonde jokes... only altered since I am blonde usually For example...
For example...What do you call a Rhodian (insert the species of the most obnxoious person in the cantina at the time) with half a brain? Gifted.
Vorpaks
Thu Sep 23, 2004 3:44 pm
#7
I have a couple... shailas has heard them all though lol - and he so totally pwn'd me in joke telling! I had to run to the bathroom and pee before I embarrassed myself when he started in with his jokes.
Iosan's Mon Cal joke:
What did the fish say when she hit the brick wall?
Give up??
Dam!
(dies laughing)
I had to run to the bathroom and pee before I embarrassed myself when he started in with his jokes.Iosan's Mon Cal joke:
What did the fish say when she hit the brick wall?
Give up??
Dam!
(dies laughing)
Bronski113
Fri Sep 24, 2004 5:50 am
#8
I haven't told that many jokes but I do have my infamous Ralph the Ewok stories. Theres the original "Ralph the Ewok tries to milk a Rancor" and my other one "Ralph and me and the drinking contest with the wookiee".
I also like to do the this old "In Living Color" skit but with a Star Wars feel:
/sing "I ran over an ewok with my speeder today."
/pause
/sing "I wrote a song about it."
/sing "Like to hear it?"
/sing "Here it goes."
Once had a friend ask me what Ralph would think of me running over an ewok. My answer, "He was the Ewok."
If you're ever on bloodfin and run into Lodo Ektatu, ask about Ralph.
kirah_ashlin
Fri Sep 24, 2004 6:45 am
#9
Panthu wrote:
Poll time! *\o/*
I don't really do a lot of jokes in the Cantinas, but I love listening to other Ents who do and do them well!
As long as they aren't on a loop... my eyes start glazing over on about the third pass *snickers*
So! What's your best joke for the Cantina Patrons?
This coming from thewoman who coined the "Blonde Wonder Duo" phrase? LOL!
Oh, and I agree 100% - no one can out pun the King of Pun! Go, Shailas!
Message Edited by kirah_ashlin on 09-24-2004 09:46 AM
Darkagent101
Fri Sep 24, 2004 7:42 am
#10
A Human walks into a bar. The Wookiee following him doesn't. Bartender asks the Wookiee, "Now how in the world did you NOT hit the bar? That idiot in front of you HAS to be shorter!"
A Wookiee, a Trando, and a Rodian walk into a bar. The Wookiee drops the Trando and the Rodian and asks the bartender for a drink and a good attorney.
Cytherea
Sat Sep 25, 2004 12:02 pm
#11
Bronski113 wrote:I haven't told that many jokes but I do have my infamous Ralph the Ewok stories. Theres the original "Ralph the Ewok tries to milk a Rancor" and my other one "Ralph and me and the drinking contest with the wookiee".I also like to do the this old "In Living Color" skit but with a Star Wars feel:/sing "I ran over an ewok with my speeder today."/pause/sing "I wrote a song about it."/sing "Like to hear it?"/sing "Here it goes."Once had a friend ask me what Ralph would think of me running over an ewok. My answer, "He was the Ewok."If you're ever on bloodfin and run into Lodo Ektatu, ask about Ralph.
Poor Ralph...
ElayneDancer
Sun Sep 26, 2004 3:12 pm
#12
I don't really have any jokes, but I usually find a way to make my own fun. Whenever I see a wookie or a doshan hitting on a twi'lek patron/entertainer, I have to run over with my mandoviol and serenade them with romantic music.
I also enjoy practical jokes with Image Design. "Will you migrate my stats? Thnx. Wait.. What the.. Why am I now Hot Pink with a beer gut? NOOOOOO!!!"
Remember: Twi'leks, Mon Calamari, Wookies, and Rodians can all be dyed hot pink. Don't you think SWG would be a better place with more hot pink wookies?
I also enjoy practical jokes with Image Design. "Will you migrate my stats? Thnx. Wait.. What the.. Why am I now Hot Pink with a beer gut? NOOOOOO!!!"
Remember: Twi'leks, Mon Calamari, Wookies, and Rodians can all be dyed hot pink. Don't you think SWG would be a better place with more hot pink wookies?
bawler14
Mon Sep 27, 2004 9:14 pm
#13
Here is my contribution:
The bothan walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"
What do you call a mon cal and two CorSec officers?
....
Fish and chips!
And if you like those, I made a thread similar to this awhile ago and it got some decent responses. Thread
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