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Thread: Poll: So, a Wookiee walks into a Cantina...
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nurTsunami
Mon Sep 27, 2004 9:24 pm
#14
I like to make jokes about the NPCs in the city cantina's, particularly in Eisley. I started a running gag about that big white furry guy Muftak who sits by the door on the way in, about how he smells real bad. Kept it up, complaining about the smell and others picked up on it. It was pretty fun. I like to make little jokes here and there when I can, usually involving the NPCs or myself. You get good laughs as a male dancer in hawt pants! 
picklesSW
Tue Sep 28, 2004 9:46 am
#15
"I married a Rhodian though, rrrawr!! Rhodians are sooooo underrated."
Have you seen their mouths? They suck face like it's nobody's business!
Have you seen their mouths? They suck face like it's nobody's business!
kirah_ashlin
Tue Sep 28, 2004 10:29 am
#16
picklesSW wrote:
"I married a Rhodian though, rrrawr!! Rhodians are sooooo underrated."
Have you seen their mouths? They suck face like it's nobody's business!
bigjeff5
Tue Sep 28, 2004 12:47 pm
#17
ElayneDancer wrote:
I don't really have any jokes, but I usually find a way to make my own fun. Whenever I see a wookie or a doshan hitting on a twi'lek patron/entertainer, I have to run over with my mandoviol and serenade them with romantic music.I also enjoy practical jokes with Image Design. "Will you migrate my stats? Thnx. Wait.. What the.. Why am I now Hot Pink with a beer gut? NOOOOOO!!!"Remember: Twi'leks, Mon Calamari, Wookies, and Rodians can all be dyed hot pink. Don't you think SWG would be a better place with more hot pink wookies?
Oddly enough, Twi'leks seem to go for wookiees, in my experience.
Either that or I'm just that daggum smooth.
I married a Rhodian though, rrrawr!! Rhodians are sooooo underrated. *smirks*
Oh, and closest to pink I let them dye me was a pinkish purple sherbert color. I only kept it for about 5 minutes, but I got lots of Oooos and Ahhhs in that 5 minutes. I just couldn't bear walking around looking like an ice cream cone.
nurTsunami
Wed Sep 29, 2004 9:06 pm
#18
I just thought this one up last night:
What do you call a bothan farmer?
Give up?
A corn dog!!!
HAHAHA
Panthu
Wed Sep 29, 2004 9:37 pm
#19
nurTsunami wrote:
I just thought this one up last night:
What do you call a bothan farmer?
Give up?
A corn dog!!!
HAHAHA
Oh, that one took me a minute!
Ha!
Dreamland
Thu Sep 30, 2004 1:41 am
#20
Well, they don't call shailas the pun-isher for nothing.
and from there comes my favorite.
I feel the need, the need for theed!
Go watch top gun.
Ravanne_Esi
Thu Sep 30, 2004 7:56 am
#21
LadyAurian wrote:
Hehe. I'm a twi'lek and I'm gonna marry a pink wookiee pretty soon.
I think there is something speciall about wookiees..there has to be.
*parts fur*
Oh my!!!
/giggle
Sapanther
Thu Sep 30, 2004 11:54 am
#23
My alt is a rodian and he is about to marry a Zabrak Chickie .... i wonder if our kids will look like horny toads :/
Sapanther
Thu Sep 30, 2004 12:44 pm
#24
ouchies ouchies ouchies ...... all the love i felt for the ents just drained out of me with that joke
And about the wookiee thing ... i am a recently divorced wookiee ...... my ex is a twi'lek .... the fire burns hot for a while .. but just drains out
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