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Thread: Tackiest Spam I've Seen Yet...

AriadneBeradeau
Fri Aug 27, 2004 5:07 am
#1

I'm an ATK Master Dancer and I love it. I chat with customers and enjoy many repeat visitors that make the quiet times in the cantina so much more enjoyable. Though I have the buffbots in my chosen cantina on /addignore, I'm always reluctant to do that to the other afkmusicians and dancers in case they ask for training, or actually come to life long enough to want to join my group (perhaps it's a bit snooty, but I only allow ATK, non-spamming entertainers in my group).


However, I had to change that stance last night to prevent myself from getting angry every time I saw a certain spam. One dancer repeatedly spammed several messages at a rate of at least one a minute - two of three were the usual "Tips and Heals Appreciated" and "All of entertainers are working together, please spread your tips around". Aggravating and annoying, but nothing all that unusual.


The spam that got to me (and while creative, I still find it tasteless beyond measure) is the following:


"All entertainers are wearing special cred-pouch equipped g-strings, so please tip us"!


Several times I found myself letting customers know that I was not, in fact, wearing such an article of clothing! I mean, I guess if she wants to say that about herself, that's one thing, but don't lump me in with you by saying "All Entertainers"!


In any case, just sharing



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Ariadne Beradeau
"Well-behaved women seldom make history."
--Laurel Thatcher Ulrich


Isabow
Fri Aug 27, 2004 6:46 pm
#2

/agree *stiffles giggle*



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All warfare is based on deception. Hence, when able to attack, we must seem unable; when using our forces, we must seem inactive; when we are near, we must make the enemy believe we are far away; when far away, we must make him believe we are near. - Sun Tzu - The Art of War
lifelessdroid
Fri Aug 27, 2004 7:47 pm
#3

i saw a tumbler spam 'tumbling for circus tryouts' that that was pretty entertaining, at first of course.



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Doriana
Fri Aug 27, 2004 8:21 pm
#4

By far the tackiest AFK spam I've ever seen was:

/say Eenie Meenie Miney Moe, which guy in here will I
/blow


AFK. All day. Well, there were a few others on the loop for variety, but that was the worst of them.




Doriana | Anabelle

Elder MasterDancer | (sensor hibernating)

-I support ATK people and playstyles.



Einhinder
Sat Aug 28, 2004 5:47 pm
#5

tackiest ive seen is watch for free touch for a fee





Fainora Sarrasri

F K O D | S A G E
bawler14
Sat Aug 28, 2004 9:23 pm
#6

My favorite to this day:


"I'm AFK (Macro)...."


Not exactly tacky... but extremely pointless..



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/| 0 0 | \

+----------------.oooO--| / | --Oooo.-------------------+
| Doasa Arsim \_-_/ Events Coordinator |
| Master Musician .oooO Oooo. Master Entertainer |
| Fifth River Cantina( ) ( ) Four Rivers, Correlia|
+---------------------\ (-----) /-------------------------+
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Quetza202
Sun Aug 29, 2004 1:24 am
#7

Heres one I always see from the Coro Cantina, the spammer is a male wookie entertainer:

In tests, 9 out of 10 times Wookies were perferred to dancing girls!
Quetza202
Sun Aug 29, 2004 1:29 am
#8

A slightly ruder one that I came across a few days ago:

"Tip me tip me if you wanna lip, dip, whip, sip me "
Reachwind
Sun Aug 29, 2004 3:30 am
#9

Any repeating message withan abbreviationof the words please orthank you.


You know what.... It's time that all text and /emote ability was removed from macros. Seriously... there is no good reason to allow anyone to have text in a macro. It has no positive impact on the game or the game chat engine.
Elbrun
Sun Aug 29, 2004 4:43 am
#10

I think I have to agree with Reachwind on that... /say, /shout, /yell, /whisper, /moan (yes moan), no real use other than adding lag through macro spamming. Removing those commands from being macroable would make many static cities MUCH easier to go through reducing lag quite a bit.



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bigjeff5
Sun Aug 29, 2004 9:58 am
#11

I'm not sure wether people would run or pay to see me in a g-string.

Probably some of both.

*smirks*

And I HATE spammers. Ugh!! And saying you are working hard when you aren't even at the keyboard ticks me off.

I mean, I AFK mostly to help fill a group when other dancers need EXP, but I have never spammed, it is a big pet peeve of mine. I /addignore all obnoxious spammers.

Anywhoo, all of this will go away eventually. They are eliminating the looped macro.



Atyyy
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Dreamland
Sun Aug 29, 2004 3:30 pm
#12

Wanna hear the one that takes the cake? The ultimate evolution of complete laziness? There was a guy in coronet begging for credits at the ticket collector, saying please give me some credits so i can get off this damn planet. So hos this new? well he didn't even have the get up and go to do it himself, thats right the first ever AFK street beggar.
Groovymarlin
Sun Aug 29, 2004 9:32 pm
#13

All spam is tacky and annoying. The other night in Theed, this dancer who was actually ATK was spamming. Something like:


"I'm never AFK, tips and heals are a choice not a requirement, blah blah blah...."


Ugh.



La'lepa Ofo

Master Dancer :: Master Swordswoman :: Force Sensitive
AFKing is not entertaining - support real entertainers

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