Dancer Archive

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KaiaClodgah wrote:

/growl

I got over-excited at this and just skimmed it and hopped in guildchat and was like "Oh my god!! Have you read the notes about the entertainer revamp???" everyone was like "No, what's in it?" So I hopped back to check.....

/sob

I felt like a fool.

I want my revamp.

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Hi! I'm Javier, obviously we haven't met. Else you'd have known better than to take anything I say on these here forums as anything but insincere, bratty, obnoxious and quite irreverent and biting humor.

I'm quite sure the actual developer announcement will happen sometime "soon". Which means anytime between next week and next year.

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NJ62 wrote:
I can neither confirm nor deny this post.

(Except I give it an F minus for not mentioning the new and improved flaming hawtpants which may or may not be included in the alleged upgrade.)

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The ones that the commandos will wear and hang grenades off the wings, right?

Woo hoo!!

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picklesSW wrote:

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KaiaClodgah wrote:

/growl

I got over-excited at this and just skimmed it and hopped in guildchat and was like "Oh my god!! Have you read the notes about the entertainer revamp???" everyone was like "No, what's in it?" So I hopped back to check.....

/sob

I felt like a fool.

I want my revamp.

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Hi! I'm Javier, obviously we haven't met. Else you'd have known better than to take anything I say on these here forums as anything but insincere, bratty, obnoxious and quite irreverent and biting humor.

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I.e. our very own Minister of Misinformation.

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Maisland wrote:

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Vorpaks wrote:
My reaction to Javy's post was Hahahahahahahaaa ha heh... HEY! Whadda you mean no male lapdances???

Its all fun and games until a chick can't get a freakin lapdance.

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We get to use the whips!

Edit: We need chains to go with the whips. Mmmm... Chained Males!

Message Edited by Maisland on 03-09-2005 11:57 AM

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spacedoggys wrote:

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Maisland wrote:

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Vorpaks wrote:
My reaction to Javy's post was Hahahahahahahaaa ha heh... HEY! Whadda you mean no male lapdances???

Its all fun and games until a chick can't get a freakin lapdance.

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We get to use the whips!

Edit: We need chains to go with the whips. Mmmm... Chained Males!

Message Edited by Maisland on 03-09-2005 11:57 AM

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Sounds awsome!

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handcuffs, anyone?

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Pappi wrote:

handcuffs, anyone?

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Devil_Tiger wrote:

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picklesSW wrote:

5) Dancer props! Yes the devs have heard us and added props that serve no purpose but for use in entertainer shows! I wasn't given too many details here, but apparently they are adding things like microphones, beer cans, death sticks, alligator purses, mace cans, tazers, whipped cream and whips to begin with. I'm beginning to think they got Hugh Hefner on staff over there.

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Does this mean whipped cream bikinis as well? I know I'll be looking forward to that on my honeymoon Hope she doesn'tfind outabout the whips though, I'll be inserious bantha poodoo if she does, LOL/gulp

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The whips will only be equipable by females of course.

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Maisland wrote:

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Devil_Tiger wrote:

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picklesSW wrote:

5) Dancer props! Yes the devs have heard us and added props that serve no purpose but for use in entertainer shows! I wasn't given too many details here, but apparently they are adding things like microphones, beer cans, death sticks, alligator purses, mace cans, tazers, whipped cream and whips to begin with. I'm beginning to think they got Hugh Hefner on staff over there.

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Does this mean whipped cream bikinis as well? I know I'll be looking forward to that on my honeymoon Hope she doesn'tfind outabout the whips though, I'll be inserious bantha poodoo if she does, LOL/gulp

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The whips will only be equipable by females of course.

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KalineLessia wrote:

I demand a /lapdance for male entertainers! And fishnets!

Mm.. Tiaga lapdance...

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My reaction to Javy's post was Hahahahahahahaaa ha heh... HEY! Whadda you mean no male lapdances???

Its all fun and games until a chick can't get a freakin lapdance.

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Vorpaks wrote:
My reaction to Javy's post was Hahahahahahahaaa ha heh... HEY! Whadda you mean no male lapdances???

Its all fun and games until a chick can't get a freakin lapdance.

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We get to use the whips!

Edit: We need chains to go with the whips. Mmmm... Chained Males!

Message Edited by Maisland on 03-09-2005 11:57 AM

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KalineLessia wrote:

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Pappi wrote:

handcuffs, anyone?

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Furry ones?

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Nothin' but.