Dancer Archive
Thread: The entertainer announcement!
Tiaga wrote:
For all we know, it could be a "hump day" emote for Wednsdays.
See, Tiaga understands! He doesn't assume that I'm just a dir -
Okay even I can't keep a straight face that long. I'm a pervert, whatcan I say? Hi, my name's Fuschia, and I like to hump things.
DarkY0da wrote:
I noticed though he left out the risk part of all this reward...
They have a NPC Hutt in every cantina with an extremely complex system setup to decide if the Hutt likes your performance or not. If you fall below a certain Happy meter level a rancor pops out and kills you. Then DBs. So far I know the Hutts do like their spam so spam as often as you can stand...
Add another use for NPC Hutts in every cantina...you have to be within 10m of them to use the /pizza command. Call them Pizza the Hutt.
Work in a promo with Pizza Hut to have the pizza delivered by someone in a Hutt costume.
picklesSW wrote:
2) New clothing! Yes, they've added a bunch of new clothing just for entertainers! Best yet, you need to BE an entertainer to wear these. Among the items being added are fishnets, leotards, feathered boas, a variety of classy and sexy hats, leather bodysuits, PVC hip-high boots, miniskirts, a new line of bustiers and thongs. Those items are female only. Don't worry though guys, for they've heard your cries and are putting the "wifebeater" tanktop back into the game! It'll only be available in white and women can wear it too. Wookiees, naturally, get no new clothing items.
3) They've added belly buttons. 'Nuff said.
4) They are implementing lap dances. Several new commands will be added. /lapdance will initiate a special dance that you can perform while sitting on a piece of furniture (presumably someone ELSE is also sitting there). From what I understand, it looks pretty good. The dance does have flourishes, but they are invoked with specials (/wiggle, /fingerinmouth, /shimmy, /cleavageinface and /watershower) that you earn through a new dance line which replaces one of the healing lines. Lap dances are the best way to restore the happiness bar and they can be performed in camps. Only females can perform this dance.
5) Dancer props! Yes the devs have heard us and added props that serve no purpose but for use in entertainer shows! I wasn't given too many details here, but apparently they are adding things like microphones, beer cans, death sticks, alligator purses, mace cans, tazers, whipped cream and whips to begin with. I'm beginning to think they got Hugh Hefner on staff over there.
I don't think Kirah and I would ever leave Sanctuary again.....and the locked doors don't mean a thing.
Hon, I think we'll need to race Ubi and Lei before THEY lock US out.
KaiaClodgah wrote:
/growl
I got over-excited at this and just skimmed it and hopped in guildchat and was like "Oh my god!! Have you read the notes about the entertainer revamp???" everyone was like "No, what's in it?" So I hopped back to check.....
/sob
I felt like a fool.
I want my revamp.
/comfort
I know, I'm getting antsy. I'm considering a template change on Fuschia for a while (wanna do some combat stuff, I miss PvPing) but don't want to drop anything till I find out what's coming up.
Goldshadow wrote:
picklesSW wrote:
2) New clothing! Yes, they've added a bunch of new clothing just for entertainers! Best yet, you need to BE an entertainer to wear these. Among the items being added are fishnets, leotards, feathered boas, a variety of classy and sexy hats, leather bodysuits, PVC hip-high boots, miniskirts, a new line of bustiers and thongs. Those items are female only. Don't worry though guys, for they've heard your cries and are putting the "wifebeater" tanktop back into the game! It'll only be available in white and women can wear it too. Wookiees, naturally, get no new clothing items.
3) They've added belly buttons. 'Nuff said.
4) They are implementing lap dances. Several new commands will be added. /lapdance will initiate a special dance that you can perform while sitting on a piece of furniture (presumably someone ELSE is also sitting there). From what I understand, it looks pretty good. The dance does have flourishes, but they are invoked with specials (/wiggle, /fingerinmouth, /shimmy, /cleavageinface and /watershower) that you earn through a new dance line which replaces one of the healing lines. Lap dances are the best way to restore the happiness bar and they can be performed in camps. Only females can perform this dance.
5) Dancer props! Yes the devs have heard us and added props that serve no purpose but for use in entertainer shows! I wasn't given too many details here, but apparently they are adding things like microphones, beer cans, death sticks, alligator purses, mace cans, tazers, whipped cream and whips to begin with. I'm beginning to think they got Hugh Hefner on staff over there.
I don't think Kirah and I would ever leave Sanctuary again.....and the locked doors don't mean a thing.
Hon, I think we'll need to race Ubi and Lei before THEY lock US out.
I'm already there and waiting, darling (doors locked and you are the only one allowed in)! Although I do have to wonder why you highlighted belly buttons, lapdance and props specifically? Is there some hidden connection between those three for you?
/whisperWhen you get hereyou can explainwhat watershower means, too(other than the obvious) 
(Except I give it an F minus for not mentioning the new and improved flaming hawtpants which may or may not be included in the alleged upgrade.)