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Thread: Hawtpants Slogans and Quotes!
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MouseBot
Tue Aug 03, 2004 4:07 pm
#27
How about some movie titles?
Hawtpants Attacks!
Bill & Ted's Bogus Hawtpants
Lethal Hawtpants 3
Big Hawtpants in Little China (or Big Trouble in Little Hawtpants, for the male dancers)
Ha7tpants
Arsenic and Old Hawtpants
There's Something About Hawtpants
Butch Cassidy and the Hawtpants Kid
The Usual Hawtpants
I could do this all night long, but I won't. 
Message Edited by MouseBot on 08-04-2004 01:09 AM
Srednii
Tue Aug 03, 2004 5:14 pm
#28
I love the smell of Hawtpants in the morning. Smells like... victory.
(I think I got that quote right 
)
)
Nizaria
Fri Aug 13, 2004 9:13 am
#29
Luke. Help me take ... these hawtpants off. [Vader to Luke, RotJ]
Nizaria
Fri Aug 13, 2004 9:21 am
#30
I want you to takeher - she's the fastest Hawtpants in the fleet. I got your word.. not a scratch!
Nizaria
Fri Aug 13, 2004 9:28 am
#31
Inform the Commander that Lord Vader's hawtpants have arrived. [random imperial officer, RotJ]
Many Bothans dies to bring us these hawtpants.
He is more hawtpants than man now, twisted and evil. [Obi-Wan, referring to Anakin, RotJ]
You have paid the price for your lack of hawtpants [Palpatine, to Luke, RotJ]
Vaygirl
Sat Aug 14, 2004 11:34 am
#33
"You have paid the price for your lack of hawtpants!" The Emperor
Isabow
Thu Sep 02, 2004 6:53 pm
#34
Hawtpants...The Freshmaker
It's the Real Thing! Hawtpants!
You can't win if you don't play Hawtpants!
Good to the last Hawtpants!
Eat mor Hawtpants! (chick-fil-e)
Where Skill and Hawtpants count - Signal Corps USArmy
The call me.....Hawtpants (Moby **edit**)
Fly the Friendly Hawtpants
Reach out and touch someone's Hawtpants
UPS: Moving at the speed of hawtpants
And let's not forget the slogans of the working class citizen:
plumber: Don't sleep with a drip. Call your local hawtpants!
Tire Shop: Hawtpants your next blow-out
Billboard on highway: Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these hawtpants
Electrician: Let us remove your hawtpants (shorts)
In a non-smoking restaurant: If we see smoking hawtpants we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action
Optometrist office: if you don't see your hawtpants, you've come to the right place
Butcher's window: Let us meat your hawtpants
On a white picket fence: Salesmen welcome. Hawtpants are expensive.
Muffler shop: No hawtpants necessary. We hear you a mile away!
Firing Range: We shoot every 3rd hawtpants. And the 2nd one just left.
Veterinarian's office: Hawtpants back in five minutes! Sit! Stay!
Electric company: We would be de-lighted if you sent in your hawtpants!
Radiator shop: Best hawtpants in town to take a leak!
Sunjammer
Sat Sep 25, 2004 9:54 pm
#35
Put them in hawtpants. And keep it QUIET.
--Lando, TESB
Looks like you had some hawtpants in here.
--Stormtrooper, SW
I'm not in it for your hawtpants, and I'm not in it for YOU, sister. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money.
--Han, SW
Should any of you wish to beg for hawtpants, the great Jabba will now listen to your pleas.
--C-3PO, ROTJ
Leave us. Conduct your search, and bring his hawtpants to me.
--Vader, ROTJ
And now, Your Highness, we will discuss the location of your hawtpants.
--Vader, SW
Hawtpants can have a strong influence on the weak-minded.
--Obi Wan, SW
You don't know the power of the hawtpants. I MUST obey my master.
--Vader, ROTJ
J.
Umiio "Umi" Panwanga • Rodian party girl • Bria
Iba'onchab • Gets boarded sometimes • Chimaera
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--Lando, TESB
Looks like you had some hawtpants in here.
--Stormtrooper, SW
I'm not in it for your hawtpants, and I'm not in it for YOU, sister. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money.
--Han, SW
Should any of you wish to beg for hawtpants, the great Jabba will now listen to your pleas.
--C-3PO, ROTJ
Leave us. Conduct your search, and bring his hawtpants to me.
--Vader, ROTJ
And now, Your Highness, we will discuss the location of your hawtpants.
--Vader, SW
Hawtpants can have a strong influence on the weak-minded.
--Obi Wan, SW
You don't know the power of the hawtpants. I MUST obey my master.
--Vader, ROTJ
J.
Umiio "Umi" Panwanga • Rodian party girl • Bria
Iba'onchab • Gets boarded sometimes • Chimaera
This random sig quote is brought to you by the Flare Sci Fi forums:
"In the incredibly sad circles I traveled in as a young boy, knowing that Greedo was played by a girl was the best way to establish nerd cred." --Sol System, September 20, 2004
Petronela
Mon Sep 27, 2004 6:29 am
#36
....lower your hawtpants, you all will be assimilated....
Resistance is futile !!!
Deli'ah (Borg) :-p
Resistance is futile !!!
Deli'ah (Borg) :-p
Nema_Zodeenta
Mon Sep 27, 2004 12:34 pm
#37
"You're in good hands with hawtpants" - Allstate commercial
"Hawtpants are strong with this one" - Vader ANH
"No Hawtpants! No hawtpants"- Wuhrer ANH
"Tell Jabba I've got the hawtpants" - Han ANH
"At last we will have our hawtpants" - Darth Maul PM
"Always his mind on hawtpants" - Yoda ESB
"Many bothans died for hawtpants" - Mon Mothma ROTJ
"I am hawtpantsed like my father before me" - Luke ROTJ
"looking for hawtpants? found some you have I would say" -Yoda ESB
"Dantooine the hawtpants are on dantooine" - Leia ANH
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