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Thread: Male Dancers..I hope to see more!
Branch'sFAQ to being a male dancer V0.9
Q: Am I gay for doing this?
A: Um, no. You may be gay in RL though, only you can answer that. How that has anything to do with the class you are playing in a videogame... this is also something only you can answer.
Q: Are people going to call me gay?
A: Yes.
Q: Are those morons who call me gay themselves gay?
A: Yes.
Q: OMFG IS EVERYONE GAY?!?!?!?!!!!!!!11!!!one!!!!!
A: No.
Q: Why are wookies consistently the only characters that tip me?
A: No idea. But be aware it isn't just you. This happens to all male dancers.
Q: This guy just turned down a free mind buff because he didn't want to look at a guy dance! What gives?
A: He just wants to make sure that you spam /laugh at his corpse as you traipse past it on your way out of the cantina. Throw in a /ponder just to make sure he knows deep down, you care.
Q: Why does this dude keep spamming me with duel challenges?
A: Apparently you gain Reb faction by trying to fight dancers. I can think of no other explanation.
Q: **edit**!!! I've gotten5 credits worth of tips in the past hour! HALP!
A: That's what you get for being in a crowded cantina packed with female twilek eye candy.
Q: Thanks a lot you bitter male dancer!!! I'm so angry now!!! RARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
A: Just go buy some hotpants that match your flesh color and streak the cantina. Someone will pay you to get dressed again. H O N E S T.
Ohh I met Arkaye today too! And.. Belive you me, how anyone could think he wasa female.. Noway..
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I'm the shortest, fattest Male dancer ever in Flurry. look me up. ![]()
Jic
ps. i'm not called a 'belly' dancer for nothing. cheers
Yes, a male and female master doing a synchronized dance looks very very good. I suggest starting facing each other (about an arms length away) and using exotic3 with /bandflourish 1-4.
Just be careful... erm.
I had a lot of abuse when I started, I get less now as I usually dance the same places and the regulars just get on with it, or I have made friends now who will shout them down for me
Still happens sometime but I look at it as a problem THEY have, not me.
Rule number 1is don't get angry, cos that's what they want, to get a reaction. If anything, I'm dead calm and they hate that - especially when they try to duel you - Ignoring their duel is the most annoying thing you can do to em :-)
I ran past a house once and the owner yelled "**edit**!" at me because of my title. Another time a female char healed me whilst dancing so I said "Thanks hon" as my char does (He's RPed). She said "Dude I'm a RL guy don't say stuff like that, it's disturbing". Riiiight.....
And as for those that come into the cantina telling me that"Exotic dances for guys is wrong" ?! What!? I exoctic dance with a female dancer (or two *grins*) regularly, we use band florishes and it looks absolutely great and I love it! Nynna andI havetorched the floor of Anchorhead many times with those routines, right Nyn?
And I know **edit** well every guy in that room wants to be me when I'm up there dancing with Nyn!
I hate male dancers for one very good reason....
they all have better asses than any of my female dancer chars ![]()
*grin*
Being a male dancer is great. I have NEVER had problems with hassle though (knock on wood). I enjoy the socializing with most of the other entertainers (barring any lamers or ignorant folk). It is a great time.
Jic is right. Shortest, dumpyest Both I have ever had the pleasure of dancing with. LOL
E'go Et-al, Flurry
We sure do Yand. And you know who DO get angry when they say bad things about maledancers sexuality..
I usually just say "Well as I see it, he is the one with all the girls. Who got it figured out, you or him?" That shuts them up for some time. I really like dancing with a male char and hope to see more male dancers on Eclipse ![]()
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