Dancer Archive
Thread: I knew this day might come. :'(
And really unless it's cold... well even then as I just crank the heat up I think undies or nothing is much more fun to just lounge around the house in... then again I do have a slight exibitionist leaning...
/shrug helplessly
Ikewe wrote:
Twinkie the Kid
AnakinSWG wrote:Umm, a Long Island? Ok...
Long Island Ice Tea - 7 alcohols, 2 of which are illegal in Massachusetts. One sniff and I usually topple off the bar stool.
Which brings me to the fact I do like wine. (cheap date)
Vorpaks wrote:
The good stuff doesn't give you a headache the next day.![]()
Pappi wrote:
and you'er posting on a different acct? don't you have something better to do?
No, he needs to resub Til and come back to the fold where he belongs. /beckon Til
... on booze, Grey Goose dirty tini, no pauses tyvm.
(Win Dixie and Food Lion, Til? You are giving stalkers location info with that, lol. /tsk)
Message Edited by Ikewe on 04-15-2005 12:12 PM
AnakinSWG wrote:If that wasn't true, I'd have to call that a low-blow.I'm not going to be domesticated though! I'm still sitting around with no shirt on andthose plaid flannel pajama pants ("fashion don't," right?), with a glass of wine in one hand and the remote for my kickin' sound system in the other.
It must be where I live but not a single guy I know drinks wine. Beer... Long Islands... never wine. In fact they refer to it as a "cheap date" drink. IE: chicks only. A certain type of chicks only. /ponder
Don't worry Til, you are not truly domesticated until you are at the mall one day and she says "Oh! Can you hold this a sec?" And suddenly you find yourself with a Bath and BodyWorks bag in one hand and a ladies purse in the other.
Vorpaks wrote:
AnakinSWG wrote:
If that wasn't true, I'd have to call that a low-blow.
I'm not going to be domesticated though! I'm still sitting around with no shirt on andthose plaid flannel pajama pants ("fashion don't," right?), with a glass of wine in one hand and the remote for my kickin' sound system in the other.
It must be where I live but not a single guy I know drinks wine. Beer... Long Islands... never wine. In fact they refer to it as a "cheap date" drink. IE: chicks only. A certain type of chicks only. /ponder
Don't worry Til, you are not truly domesticated until you are at the mall one day and she says "Oh! Can you hold this a sec?" And suddenly you find yourself with a Bath and BodyWorks bag in one hand and a ladies purse in the other.
Wine is good. Yum, yum.
And don't forget, you're REALLY domesticated when you're holding the Bath and Body Works bag, the purse, AND you're leaning over staring at some scented candles, AND one of your friends sees you while they're shopping at the Foot Locker across the way, and points and laughs at you.
Should you find yourself in such a situation, do what I did when I was dating my ex. Stand up straight, adjust the purse so that it drapes over your forearm, then smile and walk slowly towards your friend. Upon getting near them, tell them in a loud voice, "You don't needanother pair of shoes, we cameto themallto buy my dress."
Wait for strange looks, watch your friend scurry off, get a good laugh in, then when your gal asks you what you're doing in the Foot Locker, tell her the whole story so you can both laugh your *ss off about it.