Dancer Archive
Thread: AFKers annoying? Buffbots got you down? Union of Cantina Workers needs members
Are you andancer who istired of cantina management hiring cheap unskilled labour (AFK scabs) who perform poorly and alienate your customers,resulting in lower tips?
Have you had enough of buffbot blacklegs hired bya reactionarycity governmentto put hardworking entertainers out of business for good?
Fed up with the elitist Jedi and Sith, who think entertainers (who, after all, have as many midichlorians as any other group of beings) can't be members of their order?
Are you appalled that slavery still exists in the galaxy, and that entertainers are its most common victims?
Tired of combat professionals who treat entertainers as second-class citizens?
Had enough of cantina management whoallow rude andunscrupulouscustomers toget theirentertainment without paying for it?
Did Jabba the Hutt feed your slave/dancer sister to the Rancor?
Are you tired of certain members of thepublic treating us as if we're little more thanprostitutes?
Had enough of cantina owners who force us to work for tips and refuse to pay us a steady paycheck?
Are you just sick and tired of the lack of respect that entertainers receive throughout the galaxy?
Do you just feel unappreciated and need a group hug?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, it's time for you to do something about it - join the union! The UCW is here to make sure that you have a strongvoice in your community and in your galaxy. The cantina owners, the city government, the Sith, the Jedi, and the Galactic Empirehave billions to spend onpropaganda that keeps us exactlywhere they want us - down and out and begging for their table scraps. But that can change. If we band together we can become a force to be reckoned with at the bargaining table. Our demands can be met, and withthe strong voice that the union provideswe can finallyforce a fair contract down the throats of the powers that seek to oppress and enslave us.
The UCW will organize well-planned and well-populated events that will further our cause and that will bring the public onto our side. With humour and wit, we will alert the people to our cause, and strike fear into the hearts ofthe powers of repression and slavery. Where there is injustice, we will be there - united -to stop it.
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The UCW is not a guild (although if members want it, it could develop into one).It is a loose but committed support group of SWG players who play as entertainment characters and who share common goals, and who stand in solidarity with each other to air our grievances in a lighthearted but effective way.We will get together to attend weekly events, as recently suggested by Warryyr, and we will come to the aid of fellow entertainers when they feel threatened or annoyed with buffbots and AFKers.We are not here to grief other players.On the contrary, the UCW will behave in a way that makes protest fun for everyone.Humour and mutual respect are our watchwords.This is a way for disenchanted players to get a new feeling of fun in the game, by venting their frustration in a positive and healing way.We will roleplay a union in the game, and our fellow players will grow to love us.We will entertain them, we will make them laugh, and thereby we will make the difference and turn this game experience around, both for ourselves and for everyone else.
Members will get together via email or on game forums to share slogans and to discuss issues and how to best translate them into the game via roleplaying.Members will be kept posted of events, and hopefully each member will create a character on each server so that we can occasionally enjoy mass action on a particular server – to really bring our point home.Lag is a possibility at these events, so if attendance promises to be high, we may spread the event over a few servers so that our activities don’t upset other players.
The union will be run as a direct democracy.Each member will have an equal voice.Administrators will be voted in by the membership, and elections will be held whenever any two members decide a vote is necessary regarding any issue or to change administrators (assuming someone else wants the job).Details will follow when it’s clear that the union is something that enough people are interested in being a part of.
The first event I’m considering is an anti-slavery march on Tatooine (march route and server to be determined).That should get things off to a humorous start.Let’s discuss ideas for events – anyone can get the ball rolling.Let’s make the events funny, but with an underlying serious message.
If you're interested in joining the UCW, send me a message or email me at [email protected]
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