Commando Archive
Thread: Commando Assignment #1: A Pre-Combat Revamp Commando Slogan
Silberado
Wed Aug 25, 2004 10:48 am
#79
The Naked Barbequers, If we don't Barbequeyou in 1 second, we're cooked in 9 seconds.
The Paper Commandos, All Damage, No Defence.
RazerWolf
Fri Aug 27, 2004 11:29 am
#80
As just posted in another thread, here's the motto Commando should have, post-revamp:
Versatility, Flexibility, Diversity.
Versatility, Flexibility, Diversity.
sothh
Sat Aug 28, 2004 8:01 am
#81
Commando : Last to shoot , first to die
Commando : Hold still and let me try and flame u again
Commando : The few, the proud, the laugh at.
Commando : I mastered it, and all i got was this flamethrower
Commando : Shhh...i'm pretending to be dead
Commando : Don't make me have u kill me
Commando : No i'm not waiting for a shuttle, just for my second shot
Commando : Fact, being kill by a commando is as likely as u being struck by lighting in RL
Silberado
Sat Aug 28, 2004 11:56 am
#82
Sothh:
Commando : No i'm not waiting for a shuttle, just for my second shot
My2 favour Pet Peeves, shuttle waits and specials waits
Tamar_Darkeyes
Sun Aug 29, 2004 10:08 am
#83
Commandos ....if we had half the accuracy of other proffesions we'd be Dangerous
or
Commandos ....if we had half the accuracy of other proffesions we'd be slightly less Dangerous ...to ourselves
Said the Unbuffed Novice rife/fencer to the Master Commando
"NO I WONT DUEL YOU, YOUR BUFFED WITH FULL COMP"
Commando
"If i incapp you ill heal you I wont Db"
Unbuffed Novice rife/fencer
"If you incapp me ?....**edit** If you incapped me id have to kill myself let alone db"
or
Commandos ....if we had half the accuracy of other proffesions we'd be slightly less Dangerous ...to ourselves
Said the Unbuffed Novice rife/fencer to the Master Commando
"NO I WONT DUEL YOU, YOUR BUFFED WITH FULL COMP"
Commando
"If i incapp you ill heal you I wont Db"
Unbuffed Novice rife/fencer
"If you incapp me ?....**edit** If you incapped me id have to kill myself let alone db"
Tamar_Darkeyes
Sun Aug 29, 2004 3:22 pm
#84
How about
Devs if its not broke dont fix it ... if it is broke its proberly Commando
Commando More useless flame than a forum full of n00bs
Commando Sounds Elite, Plays S.H.I.T.E (/wink maybe)
Commando Strongest proff in pvp tables... Were at the bottom holding every one else up
A Nun walks up to a commando ...Why the joke dunno but its got a Commando in it it cant be good
Whats the difference between a commando and a hooker...
hooker spends less time on her back
Whats the difference between David (from david and goliath)
and a Commando .... David could actually hit goliath
COMMANDO CLASS
"Wellcome to commando pvp school first lesson getting to know your'e equipment ... this is a cloning centre....."
"This is the Heavy Acid Rifle ... Thats the cuboard its kept in and thats the cuboard it will stay in"
"Grenades useful for threatening crime lords etc But unless you actually wish to die On NO ACCOUNT USE THEM...What am i saying you chose commando as a proffession of course you want to die"
"Here are your heavy weapons there big slow and generally miss a lot ... well what do you expect they are a commando weapon"
"Flamethrower.... quite good actually *Class looks hopeful*
Till it was nerfed *sighs* *the teacher produces a projector with slides* heres last years class training with flamers,heres target practice ,heres what was left of the school , and heres what was left of the class recuperating in the severe burns unit at the local hospital"
Devs if its not broke dont fix it ... if it is broke its proberly Commando
Commando More useless flame than a forum full of n00bs
Commando Sounds Elite, Plays S.H.I.T.E (/wink maybe)
Commando Strongest proff in pvp tables... Were at the bottom holding every one else up
A Nun walks up to a commando ...Why the joke dunno but its got a Commando in it it cant be good
Whats the difference between a commando and a hooker...
hooker spends less time on her back
Whats the difference between David (from david and goliath)
and a Commando .... David could actually hit goliath
COMMANDO CLASS
"Wellcome to commando pvp school first lesson getting to know your'e equipment ... this is a cloning centre....."
"This is the Heavy Acid Rifle ... Thats the cuboard its kept in and thats the cuboard it will stay in"
"Grenades useful for threatening crime lords etc But unless you actually wish to die On NO ACCOUNT USE THEM...What am i saying you chose commando as a proffession of course you want to die"
"Here are your heavy weapons there big slow and generally miss a lot ... well what do you expect they are a commando weapon"
"Flamethrower.... quite good actually *Class looks hopeful*
Till it was nerfed *sighs* *the teacher produces a projector with slides* heres last years class training with flamers,heres target practice ,heres what was left of the school , and heres what was left of the class recuperating in the severe burns unit at the local hospital"
-rav-
Mon Aug 30, 2004 6:21 pm
#85
Commando's... We suck in combat but we sure can make a great barbque.
Narf9900
Thu Sep 02, 2004 2:46 pm
#86
How about insted of Nerfing commando we Narf commando!
Narf-r Treck'n
Master commando for a year now (of corse i havn't killed anything yet who do you think i am?)
Nerj
Sat Sep 04, 2004 7:39 am
#87
After watching some of the RNC convention, I got this
" READ MY FLAMES, NO NEW NERFS!!! "
Message Edited by Nerj on 09-04-2004 10:40 AM
CaptianBananaHammock
Thu Sep 09, 2004 6:16 pm
#88
"Because we all know a flamethrower is so unaccurate from 10 feet away..."
"future commando's were discouraged from playing t-ball since they couldn't throw that far."
"The fastest way to incap a commando, Give him a box of proton grenades."
"You'd be running, If I could aim."
"Commando's , becuase Acid obviously isn't as strong as evil geninuses made it out to be."
"The UACF (united association of cloning facilities) Would like to thank the commando class on its faithul investments made the past year.
"future commando's were discouraged from playing t-ball since they couldn't throw that far."
"The fastest way to incap a commando, Give him a box of proton grenades."
"You'd be running, If I could aim."
"Commando's , becuase Acid obviously isn't as strong as evil geninuses made it out to be."
"The UACF (united association of cloning facilities) Would like to thank the commando class on its faithul investments made the past year.
Slona
Fri Sep 10, 2004 4:13 pm
#89
Commandos " Owners of the miraculous flamethrowers which can be deflected by the lightsaber.."
Otesa
Mon Sep 13, 2004 7:45 pm
#90
"Commando: Someone has to suck."
(prenerf) "Commando! RUN AWAY!"
(postnerf) "Commando! CHARGE!"
"Commandos: The proof that devs are cruel and unusual."
"Look at these weapons, rocket launchers, energy beams, acid rifles, flamethrowers, grenades, ect." (Master commando)
"Yea, but I do more damage with this FWG5" (novice pistoleer)
"Commandos: SWG's Combat Clowns" (complete with joke weapons)
hehe, commando's actually make my pistoleer/ranger look good.
(prenerf) "Commando! RUN AWAY!"
(postnerf) "Commando! CHARGE!"
"Commandos: The proof that devs are cruel and unusual."
"Look at these weapons, rocket launchers, energy beams, acid rifles, flamethrowers, grenades, ect." (Master commando)
"Yea, but I do more damage with this FWG5" (novice pistoleer)
"Commandos: SWG's Combat Clowns" (complete with joke weapons)
hehe, commando's actually make my pistoleer/ranger look good.
Message Edited by Otesa on 09-13-2004 07:46 PM
djswift2k
Wed Sep 15, 2004 6:18 am
#91
commando: the only thing we kill is server stability
stealth mcownzjoo