Commando Archive
Thread: Commando Assignment #1: A Pre-Combat Revamp Commando Slogan
Niskossk
Sun Aug 15, 2004 12:08 am
#66
Commandos do our part to reduce fire hazards - the Imperial Galactic Fire Safety Bureau has inspected my Flamethrower and found it to be in accordance with IGFSB regulations!
...or variations, or pieces, you know - "Commandos - doing our part to reduce fire hazards in YOUR corner of the galaxy!"
If you've got to speak about commandos, you could start out saying the word "Commando" and just break down and start laughing halfway through the word 
Wolfmann31
Sun Aug 15, 2004 2:12 am
#67
"Commando: Roasting kneeling entertainers since 2003"
"So I was shooting my rocketlauncher the other day, 29 shots at a pistoleer, so he could laugh at me, 1 shot at this dancer, so she would never speak to me again"
"Commando: The walking detonation droid"
"Hey! I'm a commando, can you please kneel while I shoot you?"
"So, this TKA came against me right? I waited for him to come to 16m, fired once, then as I was laying on my back, I had to ask him to wait so my weapon could cool down"
Dragula65
Sun Aug 15, 2004 8:05 am
#69
COMMANDO: glorified pyromaniacs......ARSON: punishable by death
TennerRavenstar
Sun Aug 15, 2004 11:10 pm
#70
BioPrototypeFXVI wrote:
A big shout out to my man Douglas Adams for this one. RIP, brother.
"Commandos: Mostly Harmless"
Gets my vote
AhziDahaka
Tue Aug 17, 2004 7:26 pm
#71
Commandos:
full crate of proton grenades: 100k
Setting people on fire with your new flamethrower: 50k
Heavy Acid Beam Cannon : 30k
Killing yourself with the crate of proton grenades: Priceless
Commandos: "If this game is a knocking, we're inside blowing ourselves up"
full crate of proton grenades: 100k
Setting people on fire with your new flamethrower: 50k
Heavy Acid Beam Cannon : 30k
Killing yourself with the crate of proton grenades: Priceless
Commandos: "If this game is a knocking, we're inside blowing ourselves up"
CommandoOfFaith
Tue Aug 17, 2004 7:45 pm
#72
I got free grenades, and the merchant replied "Go knock youself out" Two throws later I think he meant literally.
Calfek
Fri Aug 20, 2004 7:11 am
#73
Commandos: If my flamer dosent kill your toon, my launcher pistol will nail your pc with lag
Evelas
Sun Aug 22, 2004 7:15 pm
#75
good one
JohnAdams wrote:
Commandos are like turtles.
They look tough on the outside, but once you get them on their back it's all over
Kalano
Mon Aug 23, 2004 9:33 am
#76
RankorCity wrote:
And last but not least: Slightly more melee defense than a Master Dancer, only not as purty (honest to God, two more points of melee defense than aMaster Dancer....AMaster Dancer for crying out loud)
I haven't stopped laughing yet. oh man that is so sad but yet so funny. oh, man we suck. 
RankorCity
Mon Aug 23, 2004 12:52 pm
#77
The Meat Shield of PvP
Our bark is worse than our bite
And last but not least: Slightly more melee defense than a Master Dancer, only not as purty (honest to God, two more points of melee defense than aMaster Dancer....AMaster Dancer for crying out loud)
Rizzaka
Tue Aug 24, 2004 12:13 am
#78
Unarmed 4: 29 Skill points
Master Marksman :77 Skill points
Master Commando : 169 Skill points
Ability to wear Mandalorian armor : 20 good fighters and a whole lot of armor
Being broke seince beta in swg : Priceless
"Need a Light? oh wait sorry, i can't hit that.. no wait move to... wait one more try... hrmm MEDIC!!!"
Message Edited by Rizzaka on 08-23-2004 03:15 PM