Commando Archive

if u like shoting and runing like a chicken

if u brag how strong and brave u r but when u fight a nuna u run in tare

u might be a commando

guys i tell u its realy gay now days im meen for peet sakes were a elit profesion but blue mobs scare the crap out of u

You might be a commando....

...If your Rocket Launcher misfires, and ends up killing your entire squad rather than the 20 Stormtroopers coming at you...

...If you have to sell your clothes off your back for your heavy weapons...

...If you get hit for 500 damage from a kreetle while having your Flamethrowers equiped...

If your the most powerful profession in the game and you still want to be made stronger....... you maybe, just maybe, might be...................... a commando

You might be a commando, if...

• ...the 11 seconds after your miss are used to ponder over the text on your epitaph


• ...your best friend is not the Weaponsmith, but the Doctor with the rezzes


• ...at the sight of a charging stampede of Bolmas your only thought is "why run?"


• ...you really miss the implementation of a clone-button you mighht hit at the sight of the formerly mentioned stampede


• ...trolling posters sounding like a roccobeetle think you are uber and yet you have no chance against any decent MOB


• ...the phrase "revenge from the Grave" sounds somewhat familiar

Dogg

You might be a new commando if...

• ... half your HAM bars are black from forgetting to clone and underestimating gnorts


• ... you can't find the next target through the smoke of the LP


• ... you use your flamethrower with anything less than level 3 FT

You might be a veteran commando if...

• ... in groups you're the only person standing <16m from the krayt


• ... you bank your reputation on being able to land one good /flamesingle2


• ... you actually know what a HAR is. Doesn't mean you own or use one.

You might be a commando if...

.....You've developed a special affinity (or perhaps revulsion) for the numbers15, 16, 17, 18, and 19.

.....You have uttered, within the past week, the phrase "**edit** OVERPOWERED <insert name of CL2 or lower mob>S!!"

.....You have stood in the center of <Town name here> and dueled a friend of yours using regular attacks with a LP to impress passerby with the dazzling visuals.

.....You were ever impressed by the uber-high-stats of the Launcher Pistol Leia gives you in the Rebel Theme Park.

if you ask yourfavorite weopon smith to tank a durni for you.

if you think a whiny nerf herder is more uber than a dev.

if you think beta 4 means ready for realease.

if your group thinks you suck because you died before the novice marksman.

if you group thinks you suck because your at 64m and the mob doesnt have a flame dot on it.

Mags~

Master Commando~

Tarquines~

You might be a commando if:

You've been at the tusken fort and everyone in your group has repeatedly told you to put that (insert expletive here) launcher pistol away because they can't see anything

You prefer to use your expensive acid rifle as a club against onrushing mobs since it's more effective as a weapon that way

You've had to create a doctor character on the same server to res you everytime an angry group of rill's gang bang you

You have a stopwatch next to your monitor timing how long it will be until you can shoot again

You've had to taken up mining and selling resources to support your disposable weapons habit

You've become addicted to Neutron Pixie because it lets you shoot twice before getting killed in PvP by a Marksman with a really really fast Scout Pistol

You wish more imps whipped out AT-ST's in order to give you a feeling of self worth

You would consider another profession but refuse to give up the unarmed skill tree because you refuse to ever be tortured like that again.

You've used the phrase "say hello to my little friend" when shooting someone with a rocket launcher, at least once during PvP

Your enthusiasm is unbridled any time you hit somethin WITHOUT missing twice beforehand

You look at lightning cannons and wonder, why?

You are used to typing "im down" in group chat repeatedly, hoping a medic will find you in time

You've been dragged over a total of 1000 meters by kind medics tired of waiting for your mind to heal

I love commando, and one day they will fix it

You might be a commando if:

Any one of the melee fighters <insert name here> in your group immediately challenges you to a duel after you forget to swap your launcher out for something less dramatic.

You are tying to figure our how to cram Master Commando, Master Gunfighter, PharmIV and enough CH skills into 250 skill pts to keep you alive longer than 3 rounds ofmeee combat.

You have ever run away from two or more <insert Clvl 2 or under mob name here>

If you've ever tried to commit suicide with your own grenade . . .but missed . . .you might be a Commando.

If you've created a macro that tells your group, "I'm incapped" . . .you might be a Commando.

...if:

all of your private tells in a pvp fight are unrepeatable in public.

...If you ask any rookie wanting training from you the question: "Are you really sure you want this?".....twice before training them

....if you have spent so much time in the cantina, that even that AFK'ers have you mentionaed in their macros..

...if you are more eager to get a krayt FWG5 than a new rocketlauncher...

..if you accept only duels from non melee and non pet handler rebels....

"Sir? did Galland just run from that durni, thatNovice Dancer TX-883 killed with his bare hands?"