Commando Archive

If you think a6 second delay after a specialwould be freakin' amazing, then you might be a commando...

Oberon

if you can four-rocket kill an at-st but a womp rat can take you down, you might be a commando....

If you use your flame thrower on Chuba's and other small creatures...you might be a Commando (or a pyro).

If you get a Rocket Launcher with max of 4K damage, then get it sliced up to 5K damage and get upset it isn't more...you might be a Commando.

If your almost or are an EliteMaster and you've only fired your Acid Riffle once....your probably a Commando.

If you've been incapped lately by an Nuna...you might be a Commando.

If some teenager with an ATST or 2before the patch said they "pwned" you in pvp, but now refuse to fight you post patch...you might be a Commando.

Excellent!! Excellent!! keep them coming!!

Inoch,

The Master Trando Commando

you might be a commando if

you have maxe out your heavy weapons XP and still don't know what the damage or speed is on your HAR

you might be a commando if ...

every other ranged weapon can knock you down at 64m, yet still complain you are overpowered in pvp

You might be a commando if:

All your framerate are belong to me

People in your group by more RAM and new video cards when you bought your launcher pistol

You get one second of being uber, then run screaming like a little girl for 15 seconds after that.

You fear people with sticks.

You got your bachelors in english lit, but are getting your masters in physics.

if you burnt yourself trying to light your cigerette with your flamethrower.

if you use grenades to go fishing.

If you've had to disconnect your subwoofer from the computer because all the glassware throughout the entire house is now in more than one piece.


If it takes longer for the smoke to clear from the charred corpse of your target than it took to obliterate it.


If your idea of a good time is, "quick get them all to aggro the Tank, lets see how many things I can set on fire at once!" and then if the number is anything less than 10 you're upset.


Player events toting the line, "most amazing fireworks display ever" you scoff at, knowing that you and your four commando buddies put on a more amazing show every 15 minutes.


If someone asks you a question after you initiate a special, then 12 seconds later they get 20 lines of tells back, you might be a commando.


Thats all I got, I'm currently a 2/0/3/1 commando on Corbantis and working towards Master feverishly. I can't wait.

You might be a Commando...

If everything you attack dies after you do.

If you hit flame2, go unarmed and run away giggling only to still have the 2.5x multiplier spank you down...

You might be a commando

You might be a commando if...

If you once ran in fear of bunnies until the day you burned them by the dozens until the day you once again run in fear of bunnies while wearing 71% kinetic resist armor and full buffs.

Priceless

You might be a commando if...

.....you run through town screaming about the horror of Durnis only to be laughed at by the guy who just bought the game.

.....you pay more money per minute for weapons than your weaponsmiths pay for all the harvesters they've ever owned. (Personal best: 15000 credits per minute burn rate)

.....your title has gone from meaning "weak, masochistic fool" to "God of Death" to "pathetic weakling".

.....you press the "Heal Self" key you have bound the moment you take any damage from a Gnort, but die before the heal cycles through the combat queue.

.....the Krayt group you used to run with tactlessly notified you they have tired of waiting for you to run back from the clonecenter considering they spend a total of 27 hours per day now waiting on you and approximately 6 minutes of actually firing weapons at the Krayts.