Commando Archive

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cyrom wrote:

the AS are upset that they can't make armor by the masses anymore. you can do fatory runs for the other stuff in armor but you need to hand craft the final part of armor making.

Kind of like shipwright.

Message Edited by cyrom on 04-14-2005 04:37 PM

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Yeah but they are really upset about the letting go of their correspondent.

I bet...first thing I saw over there:

" We should unite and take over and make this a socialist game. "

The AS' are plotting a Bolshevik revolution...yipes

When you talk to someone...and tell them the same thing...and they ignore you...they call that talking to a wall.

When you talk to that wall more...and it ignores you....you get your friends to try and talk to the wall for you...for maybee with all the combined voices..the wall will be penetrated.

The wall then decides to colapse on you so you can't talk anymore....hoping the others will remain silent.

Beware of walls StarNick!!

Message Edited by humanteddybear2 on 04-14-2005 08:31 PM

Heh...

Btw, Tiggs posted a new thread in the AS forums 2 minutes ago. It was indeed correct that the AS Corr was trying to "rally" forumners to mass-pm the devs...

if they're rioting cause they cant uberly mass produce armor to get excessively rich. i lose sympathy for them. big whoop they now have to do a little more work for their credits

They're rioting more over the sudden loss of their corro I think.

Also...thats not the biggest issue at play. Its the new resource requirements, and stat requirements. Originally SR/OQ were the big two, now UT/OQ are...invalidating many an AS' resource stockpile.

oh that is bad, people spent a lot on vet deeds to stock up, now they go and change it....

Yeah...I have sympathy (and support) for that...not really for the hand crafting, but along the lines of new resource reqs/stats plus a change in the experimentation lines...I think the devs need to reconsider some of their changes.

*Sigh* Don't you guys realize the Devs are SBDs?

I mean why else would such a commonly weaker thing be so hard to kill.

It's because they are SBDs. Sure they have a few humans the keep around and hunt which are just nerdy folks who must say they are developers. Then they one shot kill them, take a photo with their eye just before they die and then use at as there own.

This would explain the lack of faces and human thinking doesn't.

I mean the Robotic Responses.

Like "Affirmitive!"

"Nooooo!"

"Oh No!"

I mean ask them a question. Like What about changing the CU.

They'd say. "Negative no changes to Powerful SBDs *Edit Text Later*...

Player. "Huh?"

Them. "Give us the exact location of your account!"

Player. "My question."

Them. "No changes to CU design. Target will be terminated."

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A weird whistiling blast sound is heard and a ten foot figure can be seen running from the Canadian House. Which the news presumes to be big foot.

Them. "Commando is too powerful with Flame Dots and can kill things they shouldn't. No more Dots. No burning of SBDs! Devs cannot stand Flames. Yes nerfage of Commando for flames."

Starnick & Garvin. "Har Har! We'll save you SWG! Uber Comp and FTs activate!"

Them. "Puny weaklings you cannot dfeat us with your low defenses! Our HAM is invincible!"

Starnick & Garvin. "Commandos attack!"

Them attacked by Commandos. "Oh no flames!"

The battle of the flames rages for hours until finally the SBDs are destryoed by the Flame Dots which they thought to never be Uber enough to defeat their Million HAM.

Woo Hoo!

Yea I've gone off the deep end here lol, but I just think it's funny. It does explain why they use hamsters for the servers though since they'd be hurting their kind using any energy.

It's a conspiracy I know it!

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StarNick wrote:
Yeah...I have sympathy (and support) for that...not really for the hand crafting, but along the lines of new resource reqs/stats plus a change in the experimentation lines...I think the devs need to reconsider some of their changes.

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wait a second, armor is to be handmade now?

why not? its worthless after the CU, only armor you need is an artificialy high level given by groupmates.

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TK-132 wrote:
*Sigh* Don't you guys realize the Devs are SBDs?

I mean why else would such a commonly weaker thing be so hard to kill.

It's because they are SBDs. Sure they have a few humans the keep around and hunt which are just nerdy folks who must say they are developers. Then they one shot kill them, take a photo with their eye just before they die and then use at as there own.

This would explain the lack of faces and human thinking doesn't.

I mean the Robotic Responses.

Like "Affirmitive!"

"Nooooo!"

"Oh No!"

I mean ask them a question. Like What about changing the CU.

They'd say. "Negative no changes to Powerful SBDs *Edit Text Later*...

Player. "Huh?"

Them. "Give us the exact location of your account!"

Player. "My question."

Them. "No changes to CU design. Target will be terminated."

...

A weird whistiling blast sound is heard and a ten foot figure can be seen running from the Canadian House. Which the news presumes to be big foot.

Them. "Commando is too powerful with Flame Dots and can kill things they shouldn't. No more Dots. No burning of SBDs! Devs cannot stand Flames. Yes nerfage of Commando for flames."

Starnick & Garvin. "Har Har! We'll save you SWG! Uber Comp and FTs activate!"

Them. "Puny weaklings you cannot dfeat us with your low defenses! Our HAM is invincible!"

Starnick & Garvin. "Commandos attack!"

Them attacked by Commandos. "Oh no flames!"

The battle of the flames rages for hours until finally the SBDs are destryoed by the Flame Dots which they thought to never be Uber enough to defeat their Million HAM.

Woo Hoo!

Yea I've gone off the deep end here lol, but I just think it's funny. It does explain why they use hamsters for the servers though since they'd be hurting their kind using any energy.

It's a conspiracy I know it!

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ROFL!

No, the devs are really our greates enemy, NERF BAT WEILDING GIANT NUNAS!!!!

BTW, if I get banned here, know it was for posting against the devs and their crap. So yeah, just thought I'd give you guys the heads up.