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Thread: Commando is better than Jedi

Evelas
Sun Dec 28, 2003 11:48 am
#27

Long live the Commandos!



Evelas - Jedi, Magnan - template pending
"I'm just dying for them to give Jedi that neat power that allows them to yank weapons out of your hand, so I can pull out a Grenade just as he's doing it." -Merc93
DrummDude1
Sun Dec 28, 2003 11:58 am
#28

LOL


and its all true!




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Hellshot
Sun Dec 28, 2003 4:20 pm
#29

LOL.


/looks longingly at flamethrower bob and begins to weep at having dropped commando.




Ancient weapons and hokey religions are no match for a rocket launcher in your backpack.

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Belce2
Sun Dec 28, 2003 4:31 pm
#30

Dodge, block, or even try counter attack, I recommend you grab your ankles and kiss your but
Lifylos
Sun Dec 28, 2003 6:05 pm
#31

This post is so hillarious...I fell out my chair while reading it. It is so wrong on so many levels, but how hillarious it is makes up for it!



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MDB
Mon Dec 29, 2003 1:52 am
#32

Just so you know... There are some smart people in the game. After SOE so generously gave us all 2 holocrons (obviously because they have made it too much a pain in the **CENSORED** to get them) I decided to open one (currently commando 2342) and it told me to become a tailor A TAILOR!


I have reviewed the Star Wars movies exhaustingly and have not found a single Jedi stitching a pair of speedos


Sorry SOE you are obviously missled if you think for a miniute that I will drop being a commando to sew cross stitch while my base is attacked by the opfor (unless you give REBEL Tailors 3 AT-ST's too)


May the lag be with you!!!




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TechnoHic
Mon Dec 29, 2003 6:48 am
#33

I was fortunate enough to have a character I have done nothing with on another server, so my commando did a hollo trade so my other character has 4 now.


No way in hell i was going to screw with my commando. lol


Told me to be a master entertainer with my pther characters first one. lol So easy to macro when I'm away and when I'm here I burn stuff.




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Pigbrane
Mon Dec 29, 2003 7:05 pm
#34

You forgot Force Knockdown. Ours works differently than all other knockdowns. Some time the blast from the flame thrower takes a while till they realize that they should lay down. Its ussually when they have no HAM.







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Hawkeye2272
Mon Dec 29, 2003 8:03 pm
#35

Lol, nice post



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IniquityOmNi
Mon Dec 29, 2003 8:27 pm
#36

rofl, i've been master commando for a few months now, and that has to be the funniest thing i've read in a while.


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Vinceroix
Tue Dec 30, 2003 7:18 pm
#37

I actually thought of another one... er... three


Masters have Obscure Wisdom- We have this one Three Timesover Jedi.


1. All Commando boardposts should add the words (in bed) to have them make an uncanny amount of sense.


AND


2. Tell someone you're a Master Commando and they suddenly think you're talking in riddles when you say you're having a ball and not 'fixed' as a profession.


AND


3. When you're a Novice, you heard a rumor about this old Master on a planet you've never been too who will train you for free so you spend more money looking for the Wise One, but you usually wind up going to some NPC yabo anyway.



Still having fun, still burning lairs, still blowing up the big nasties... And in the Flurry Galaxy, Luke Flamethrower can find me in Sin City on Lok... either busting lairs or doing community service in the Mime Re-Education Center.


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Evelas
Wed Dec 31, 2003 9:40 pm
#38

^bump^



Evelas - Jedi, Magnan - template pending
"I'm just dying for them to give Jedi that neat power that allows them to yank weapons out of your hand, so I can pull out a Grenade just as he's doing it." -Merc93
Tsunami87
Thu Jan 01, 2004 8:07 am
#39

lol, very nice post man





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