Commando Archive

Him: "Teach me Heavy Weapon 1."

Me: "Do I know you?"

Him: "I'm a new commando. Teach me Heavy 1 now please."

Me: "Lol, you expect me to teach you after you just ordered me to teach you something?"

Him: "I don't want to go look for a commando trainer. Teach me HW 1."

Me: "Too bad, I'm the only commando on right now. Look for a trainer and pay for it."

Him: "F*** you loser."

Me: "ROFL!"

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Another one that just happened a couple of days ago on Corellia....I don't want to name which city tho....

Guy: "Get lost bandwagoner."

Myself: "Lol, you do know I've been a commando for over a month now."

Guy: "Whatever, you're a bandwagoner just like the rest of them."

Myself: "Lol, if I'm a bandwagoner did you know that Launcher Pistols gave pistol xp before?"

Guy: "What? You're lying."

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Best one. It was actually flattering.

Imperial: "Hey, do you have Heavy Weapon 1?"

Myself: "Yes. Why?"

Imperial: "We need your help attackinga Rebel base."

Myself: "Heck yeah! Whatever you guys need, I'm there."

I just like it now that after being the joke of SWG, we now play an important role.

My favorite was the one that said,

'check out this post' you guys are begging for a nerf, http://forums.station.sony.com/swg/board/message?board.id=commando&message.id=18147

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Him "You think your tough? Let me get back up"

(he's Burning right now)

Me: "ok"

Him: " Don't stand so far away"

Me: "ok" I walk over and stand on his corpse "This better?" By the way i'm not an idiot i see his novice pistoleer tag

Him: Much"

He then proceeds to get up, i allow him to pistol whip me and then he talks a little **edit** and then i remind him he's on fire. Boom he incaps again. DB time.

This was in bestine, a small reb force was in town, made up primarily of BH's.

I had incapped 3 of them using the rocket launcher, they couldnt see where I was(and they didnt know how to use tab) and they found me after I incapped the 4th.

5th: Omg theres that little *edit*.

Me: Oh **edit**! (sarcastically)

The 5th runs up to me shooting, and just happens to be 8 meters away when flame single 1 occurs, blowing his health to **edit**. I proceed to deathblow all 5, and walk to the medcenter untouched.

UnknownNumber: Dude, that was so **edit**in cheap

UnknownNumber: Why dont you **edit**in fight like a man **edit**

Me: So youre saying a man dies by not using tactics?

UnknownNumber: Duel me one on one instead of hiding you little **edit**

Me: OK

We go out to around the bank/cantina area, he is out about 60m, I am kneeled, flamethrower equipped.

Unknown: Hah, you cant hit me dumbass

Just for fun, I wanted to see how much damage with a normal attack I could do with my flame thrower. After he attacks me, (a dizzy), I see his health bar go down about halfish (from my flamethrower autodefend hit, and an attempted knockdown im guessing). I throw a frag grenade (yes,a frag) and I get the message that "you have incapped so and so".

UnkownNumber: Omfg, you are now a guild enemy **edit**, watch yourself

I just chuckled.

something along the lines of "Ok lemme try again" (this after a fight w/o using the flame DOT)

then "#*#% now I'm gonna need a medic" after seein his wounds (half his health was wounds at this point

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HFEVF102 wrote:
But did he go for the 64m mark?

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