Commando Archive

Im sure everyone else has been getting lots of wonderful tells since they fixed our weapons. Post your favorite one here.

Mine: "hey, Can you tell me the best way for a BH/Pistoleer to kill a Commando? "

This was after I Flamesingle2'd him right when he accepted the /duel. My response > " You have to use Tactics. For one, dont start duels with commandos at 15M or closer."

He says" ok lets go again" and runs out to about 45M and types /duel.

One HPBC blast later he says " **edit** man?"

My response> " hey, we can use tactics too..."

Xcizor<Grenadier>

Bloodfin

But did he go for the 64m mark?

This was after I flamesingle1 on an Imp and he incapped after 1 dot tick...

Imp: You suck.

Me: I suck? You're the one counting stars.

Imp: Yea, you suck, exploiter. You're a flamer.

Me: lol yeap, i flamed you to death.

LOL, i just love it.

I had a little tell argument, after Twice with the same guy, a riflemen sporting a T21, hit me with mind bleed from 64m and ran.. I cranked on the burstrun, caught him, flamesingle2'd him, and DB'd him, then promptly ran far out of Theed to incap and wait for the bleed to go away. Twice this scenario happend, twice I won, then he called my an exploiter who would soon be nerfed in tells.

I proceeded to respond that it was tactics, and in a series of as many as ten or twelve tells gave him everything he needed to know to beat me. He still complained... Just wasn't the smartest bulb in the box I guess... I'm scared people like that actually will get us nerfed.

Oh, and funniest straight up, after using a flamesingle2 and floating a 6k hit off of some critter someone had dragged into the rebel outpost on Rori, I was asked, "Dang! Is that what Last Ditch Assault does??" (I was wearing my nov smuggler tag)

Verminaard

This is what I got after toasting an overt Imp. "I hope you like that for the FP p*ssy", *=u. He actually ran up to within 5 meters of me and gets upset when I use Flame Single 1. He did all the work for me.

"Hey, what kind of rifle is that?"

"What gun is that?"

"Holy Crap! What the hell was that gun?"

"Where can I get one of those?"

"I want to be a commando now"

"......WOW COOL! *edit* being a bounty Hunter, I want that Heavy Particle Beam Cannon!"

"Selling IMP disk 4!"

"Man, I bet you could take out 8 at-st's *and* an AT-AT with that gun!"

Him "dam, your not just a master pistoleer are ya"

me "lol, nope, almost a master commando too, be careful of who you challenge to duels now"

"**edit**?!?"

"Flamer!" /R DUH!

"You're gonna be nerfed! no way you should do more than 3k damage!" /R "What led you to believe i'd be an easy kill when my specials do insane damage at 15 meter range?"

"Wow... novice scouts are OVERPOWERED!" (using scout tag at the time. i hope he's joking, rather than any member of the human race being as dull as a post...)

them "you suck"

me "your dead"

not a tell..but i got this alot before the patch, and after the patch (especially when i got flame single I before the patch)

'HOLY!'

i dropped a master marksman who just walked up to me in the kor vella starport with one shot with my FT and afterward i said to the bystanders, "hey guys watch this" after i woke teh guy up and he healed. he responded "NOOOOOO!" then i dropped him again with one shot, this time from my HPBC. He got up and i was going to leave him alone but he attacked me again so i dropped him again then he died. i sent him a tell asking him why did you duel me, he says "I thought i could beat you."

i have a marco that says

/r you are dead

JUST for whiney people who i kill then they want to complain

Real tell:

"Dude can you come piss on me because this DOT won't go away."

/emote pisses

"Still on fire...you been drinking tobasco?"

-K.F.